Ilvecoffee-n-narutoYouth: Hey guys! I really can't believe I decided to do another chapter of this, but I just felt like one more chapter would be alright (and I believe at least one person asked for another one). You know, I like killed my brain cells writing both chapters of this because every time I write for this I re-read My Immortal Bring Me To Life. Anyway here's the final installment (including an original song written my Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way herself). Oh and to the person who flamed my story: stop flamin mah story u prep (just kidding)!

Disclaimer: Don't own Glee, or Eboby.

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Joins Glee Club

(Rat-tat-tat-tat on your dum-dum drum the beat so fat gonna make me come-um-um-um over to your place)

The next day I woke up goffikally from my pink Latin coffin and jumped sardonically out of it. I was still so fucking angry at those stupid Hillary Duff wannabe's from trying to keep me out of their stupid muggle club. So I told my mom and then she authentically put me in school (then I killed her stupid bitch face again). I trolloped to my closet and put on a floor length black leather dress that had Nicole Richie's ugly face on it with an arrow sticking out of her head on it and my black combat boots that had blood-red spikes on them. I covered my arms in black bangles and then put on my official goff makeup on. I put on my white face powder on that was the 'Sheet of Paper' shade. Then I took my eyeliner and drew tears under my eyes to show how insanely goff I was and how no one understood me because I didn't let people in because I didn't want to associate with those Avril Lavigne bitches. I looked at my long Ebony dark hair (again, how I got my name. I changed my name to Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way because I didn't want to go by my slave name anymore, which was Tara) and decided that I wanted a new hairstyle so I cut it aseismically so that one end was at my shoulder and the other end was the same length. The middle parts were all different lengths so it gave my a tragically misunderstood look. After putting on my long velvet coat, I got in my car that had a '666' licence plate that my boyfriend Draco Malfoy gave me when he transferred to Pigfarts. He stole the licence plate though because we're both Klepto's and that makes us fucking hot.

-Glee (even though it's totally loozer preppy)-

When I got to the school I had to push a couple of preps out of my way then I gave them the middle finger and I sashayed hotly into the Glee club room.

"Sweet McQueen, she's back." The really hot gay boy said from the back of the room. He looked just like the lead singer of Panic! At the Disco except not so fucking gothic today. "What happened to your hair?"

"Obviously Satan guided me into the perfect haircut, but a poser muggle bitch head like you wouldn't understand how to be hot and look like Hayley Williams like I do."

Then the teacher from yesterday stomped into the room and angrily tossed his coat on the chair. He looked just like Joel Madden right then I wanted to rape him so bad.

"What are you doing back here?"

"My mom made me an official student here after I killed her again. So I'm here to audition. So Douzu Yoroshiku bitch. That's Japanese for I told you so bitch."

"Hell no Mr. Schue!" The black girl from yesterday stood up. "She's up in here talking about how she worships the devil. We can't let her in this club!"

Of course she wouldn't understand. Enveloping the devil makes you so fucking goth even the most fucking goth people are afraid of you. Because your goth. Duh. She's such a Hufflepuff. What the hell is a hufflepuff anyway, though? But she's still one, even if I don't know what it is. But I'm goffick, so I don't have to be smart, just hot.

"Well I'm sorry Mercedes," the teacher screamed exceptionally. "But we can't discriminate based on religion here. Legally we have to let her audition." He turned to me bitterly. "So why don't you introduce yourself to the club again and tell us what you're going to sing."

I cleared my throat sexily before I began. "Well my name is Enoboly-"

"Wait," I blonde haired girl with green eyes who looked just like that moronolly blonde bitch Paris Hilton interrupted me bitchily. " I thought she said her name was Ebony yesterday."

"That's what I said," I nodded euphuistically. "My name's Tara. Anyway I'll be singing a sadistically gothic song that I wrote especially for today."

"You write songs." A short mouse girl said upsetly.

"Yeah it's named after me. It's called: Enoby's Song. It's so goffick!" I pulled a sheet of paper out of my velvet pocket and began to sing:

"In my head I tend to hear a lot of voices

They always say that I need to kill my mother.

I get no help, and I get no other options.

So the voices turned out to be a bother.

I put a knife to her throat.

All I could think was:

'Die, Die you stupid bitch.'

Tied her in a trash bad

Then I threw her in a ditch.

*I laughed evilly here*

My name is Tara, and this is my story.

It sucks to be me, sucks to be Enonie.

Why Am I so Hot? Why am I so awesome?

It really is such a tragedy.

YEAH! ALL HAIL LUCIFER!"

I looked around the room sadly to see everyone staring at me evilly.

"In the name of every single designer out there, and the ones I don't know, someone please call the police."

"And damn it!" A Mexican girl stood up. "What the hell is her name anyway! Ebony, Eboby, Tara! Bitch don't know me. I'm from Lima Heights. I'm not afraid to cut a bitch."

"No bitch, you don't know me! I know the devil, he made me the gardener I am today. I can summon his powers and cast a spell on you. THOU ART A PREP!"

"I'll show you a prep when you've got razor blades under your fingernails."

"I already put razor blades under them. The devil and my boyfriend request me to do it to show my undying love!"

"Kurt!" The extremely hot teacher said. "Go get the school resource officer quick!"

"You don't know me!" I sobbed. "When I was a baby I was baptized and when they sprinkled the water on me, it started to boil." They just don't understand that I'm goffick and I cut myself each day, then I let my boyfriend drink my blood and I drink his. Then when we're about to have the secks, I take a bath in a tub of ice to make me seem dead.

"Yeah Kurt, go get Principal Figgins too."

(It's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend.)

Ilvecoffee-n-narutoYouth: So that's it. I know it's probably not as good as the original one, but what the heck! I really wanted you guys to here the song. Read and review please. They keep my brain from turning to mush.