"Sir, your pet is in surgery now for her hip, and she left you this note."

Scott gave me a neatly folded piece of paper and I dismissed him and stuffed the thing in my pocket. I had work to do and no time for her bitching.

I was reading more about human diseases that affect blood quality, I know this sounds impossible, but I'm starting to like how this debate is going, I was totally going to win! So apparently, the other side believes that we shouldn't kill a sick human, not because his blood might be foul, but out of morality…dumbasses.

I threw down my pen and sighed leaning back, I needed a break and since Tania was in surgery I decided to pay Tom a visit.

Tom was toying with his teddy bear-don't ask- and he sighed when he saw me.

"Tomi, I'm sick of working! Let's go out"

He looked tiredly at me and sighed.

"Can we talk in the garden?"

He looked serious so I just nodded and we made our way to the vast garden. Tom dismissed the serving lady and took a seat in the large swing petting the space next to him for me to occupy.

"So…what's up?"

I laid my head on his lab and stared into the never-ending space of green grass and fig trees.

"Well…I don't know how to break this to ya…"

"What, you're gay? You're pregnant?

"I'm giving away my kingship to you."

I sat up alert all the sudden when his words came crashing.

"You're kidding right? You can't just…Tom have you been smoking pot?"

I raised my eyebrow and looked at him accusingly, but my face fell when he looked at me seriously. Serious Tom is a pretty annoying and awkward guy…

"No, just…look I'm not king material OK? I'm good at two things only: fucking girls and playing guitar. This whole politics thing isn't my niche! Dude I don't even know anything about it, and look at you! You're already debating and all that stuff and I'm sitting here like an idiot. It's just not my thing OK?"

I didn't know if I should smack Tom for wanting to leave me all the burden of a kingdom, or because he's such a stupid idiot, so I smacked him hard enough for both.

"Tell me one thing I managed to do solely, without you I mean."

He looked at me confused and irritated.

"Ummm modeling?"

I rolled my eyes at the stupidity…don't get me wrong, I love Tom, but sometimes I wonder if it's possible that his groupies have infected him with stupid genes or something…

"Yeah right! Modeling! I almost threw up and needed you to cuddle me and hold my hand back stage and tell me that I'll do just fine and you'll be in the audience so I could have the balls to walk the stage."

"yeah but you did well…"

"Listen to me boy! You are not going to just leave an entire kingdom for me to wither in hell while ruling so you can be a full time man-whore, you hear me? You're doing this with me whether you like it or not, it's called being identical twins."

"I already told dad that I declined any official kingship, I am king only by bloodline, but I will do no ruling."

And with that he left. I took a deep breath and screamed until my throat started to itch-it was an impressively high pitch too- and dropped myself to the floor. This shit sucks. I reached my hand to my pocket and retrieved a crumbled piece of paper-it was Tania's hate letter- I slowly opened it and started reading:

Dear Bill:

If I could, I would cut your dick off with a rusty spoon and then gouge out your pretty eye and fuck your head with your own dick. You're an asshole and you know what? My biggest wish is for you to live forever and Tom to die a horrible death while you watch him and not do anything, so you can spend eternity feeling like shit. You douche bag!

Tania.

P.S: Fuck you, you ain't my master, slavery is illegal, I don't give a shit if you were a vampire or a roman God, you can't just kidnap me and say I'm your slave. Asshole.

I felt a sting in my heart at the part with Tom, it just felt wrong, and her letter made me realize: I can't live without Tom, and I had to convince him to be my co-king or whatever it's called. I ran up to his room and found his pet-what's her name again?- laughing at a mirror-I see why Tom has turned dumb- and petting a dog.

"Where's Tom?"

She giggled like a typical fangirl and shrugged unknowingly. I left and found Scott.

"When you see Tom tell him to wait for me in the main lobby."

Without waiting for his answer, I hurried to the one person that I knew can knock some sense into my idiot of a brother, Georg was about to go hiking with Gustav, and somehow, they managed to convince me to go with them.

"You won't regret it dude, besides it's good exercise!

Fucking perfect, last shit I needed is a mountain filled with damn bugs and spiders and allergens. Fucking Tom making me do fucking stupid shit…