Evil Editor!

Agh! Fine I write I write!

Here!

Hikaru: thank you god! God damn old lady

Kaoru: Now now Hikaru the term is elderly lady

Me: -eye twitches- you two! Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit SIT! S-I-T!

Hikaru&Kaoru: -makes 12 ft crater-

Me: HA! I WIN!

Haruhi: -sighs- again? Anyway Manda does NOT own Ouran or any music nor nothing! She's just a little high school now sophomore

Me: SHUT UP! IT TAKES SKILLS TO BECOME A SOPHOMORE!

The day after the agreement between Hikaru and Haruhi, Kyouya moved in. Haruhi was helping him move in, along with all of the other host club members. The guys were wearing expensive looking jeans and t-shirts, while Haruhi wore baggy worn-out jeans and a worn-out old t-shirt. Of course, when she saw her beloved cousin and her new friends in their outfits, she just shook her head and sighed. "Rich bastards," she muttered. "What was that oh-I'm-a-secret-model?" Hikaru snipped back. She rolled her eyes and glared at the red head. "I'mma kick your ass." "Sure." He replied, rolling his eyes.

Kyouya bonked both of them on the head, an annoyed look on his face. "Behave both of you. Now help me." The two nodded and helped clean out the old room. It had a king sized bed, a dresser, a walk in closet, a desk, and a chair. The walls were a light beige color, with a few windows. The gang cleaned the room of all furniture, clothes, pictures and stuff. Haruhi moved the pictures into her room, along with some books. When the room itself was cleaned out, they began painting it. Kyouya surprisingly chose a dark blue color. While they were painting, Haruhi couldn't reach a certain part, which made Tamaki go into his "OH MY GOD! MY DAUGHTER IS SO CUTE!" mode. Haruhi's eye twitched as Tamaki raved, which made her turn around, a cold look that rivaled Kyouya's on her face. "Tamaki, you know what? You're a very desperate guy. You're so desperate for a girlfriend, that not even THE most desperate girl at Ouran would go out with you." With that she turned away from him and to Mori, "Mori? Would you be kind enough to pick me up so I can finish my painting?"

The older boy nodded and lifted Haruhi high enough to finish the work. Mean while Tamaki went into his emo corner, oblivious to the painting going on. While he moped about Haruhi calling him desperate, the others finished painting the room. Completely forgetting Tamaki was there, they painted him up as well. Since Kyouya loves to spend money, he bought fast-drying paint, which allowed them to move the furniture in sooner. They took the old furniture and loaded it into a truck, which drove off just as another truck drove up.

The gang helped unload a lot of Kyouya's crap... er, stuff! They unloaded a king sized bed, a couple of boxes, a huge book case, a desk, a chair, and a dresser. The arrangement was simple, the bed in the middle of the room, pushed all the way to the wall, dresser on the left side of it, book case right next to it. The desk and chair were in the corner opposite of the wall the bed was, computer already set up. Haruhi and Kyouya waved at the others as they left, of course they DID forget Tamaki.. oh well! Haruhi helped Kyouya set up his books, clothes, music, and such. When she found an old photo album of her family in the mix, she asked if she could keep it. He nodded and she smiled big at him, then went off to make dinner.

The two ate dinner, bathed separately, then went to bed. At around 2 in the morning, Kyouya woke to the sound of peeling. He looked into the corner that didn't have anything, and was surprised. Haruhi woke up to yelling, which made her grab her golf club she kept under her bed. She ran into Kyouya's room, groggy as fuck. There she saw a dark blue Tamaki, trying to escape Kyouya's death grip on his shirt. Of course, since Haruhi was only half awake, she charged at Tamaki and started beating him with the club. " HARUHI! HARUHI! IT'S OK!" Kyouya yelled. Haruhi looked up at him, then at Tamaki.

"Oh! This is what happened to him today!" She said, giggling. Tamaki sobbed into his hands, "My daughter is so cruel to her own papa!" "OI! AIN'T MI PAPA!" She scowled and Kyouya sighed. "Tamaki go wash off and here," He threw Tamaki a pair of baggy flannel pants and a t-shirt, "change into these." Tamaki beamed and nodded, running off. Haruhi sighed, and collapsed onto Kyouya's bed. "So...warm...must...s..leep.." She passed out on his bed, while he had futile ways to wake her. He sighed and laid down next to her, him tired as well. Tamaki came in, but Kyouya motioned for him to sleep in Haruhi's room. Tamaki obliged and Kyouya held Haruhi that night, for the first time in 10 years.

The next morning, when Haruhi woke up, she smiled at her big cousin and slipped off into her room. She didn't notice the bulge in her blankets at all, poor girl. She slipped off her pj pants and pulled on a pair of kind of loose jeans. She had just pulled off her shirt when the bulge sat upright and Tamaki was looking at Haruhi clad in only a bra, a shirt clutched to her chest.

"KYAA! HENTAI!" She yelled, as she grabbed her bat, and proceeded into beating the shit out of Tamaki. Kyouya burst through the door, glasses hanging off of his face. "What hap- Oh... So you found Tamaki." Haruhi glared at her cousin, "BOTH OF YOU OUT! NOW!" She grabbed Tamaki and threw him at Kyouya, which knocked him down. She then kicked them out and slammed her door shut. She muttered things about , "Idiots," and "Dead idiots." She gabbed a black t-shirt that said, '~Wedding Dress~ TaeYang.' in silver letters. Beneath it was a silver wedding dress with bells on each side of it. Haruhi grabbed a brush and yanked it through her hair, ridding it of any knots she probably got from sleep.

She put her glasses on and went into the living room, which was empty. She sighed and went into the kitchen to start breakfast, which consisted of chocolate chip pancakes, bacon, and eggs. When she was finished she placed 3 plates of food on the table, waiting for the boys. "OI! FOOD!" She yelled. The two older boys came in to the room, Kyouya in a white short sleeve button down, left open mind you, with a black shirt underneath and jeans. Tamaki wore his outfit from the day before, except they were cleaned up from the paint. She glared at Tamaki and was just about to yell at him again when her phone rang. She sighed and answered it, "Allo? Ah! Renge! Uhuh! Alright then I'm ready now lemme just get my wig and make up and I'm set! Ja!" She hung up and looked at Kyouya, "I have a gig with the twins in like an hour or so and I don't think I can walk out with that here." She tilted her head towards Tamaki, who was eating like a starved man.

Kyouya nodded and looked at Tamaki. "Tamaki, I think you're done, now can you leave? I would love to talk to my cousin and stuff, since it has been a few years since I last saw her." Tamaki nodded slowly and Kyouya smirked, "Good. Now out!" Tamaki flinched and ran out of the apartment, scared of Kyouya. Haruhi laughed and went into her room. She put on her brown wig and put her contacts in, then applied slight lip gloss and blush. Satisfied at how she looked she went into the living room and sat with Kyouya, smiling. They both ate and talked about what the other missed in their few year absence.

The door bell rang, and at the door was Renge. Today she wore her usual black dress pants, a green button up, and a black suit jacket. She looked over Haruhi and gave her a nod of approval. Haruhi waved bye to Kyouya and got in the car with Renge. They drove off, Haruhi nervous. "Um.. Renge? Ehheh.. the twins I'm working with today? They.. er.. They know my real identity." Renge slammed her foot on the brake and looked at Haruhi, eyes like flames. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY KNOW?" "They overheard me talking to my cousin and they know. But they promised they wouldn't tell. Also I.. I kinda agreed to go out with Hikaru if Ouran completes my challenge."

CLIFFY! HA!

I love writing my stories. Relaxes the brain :)

Hikaru&Kaoru: Oi! Manda! This girl says she is looking for you -both pull a girl around 15 with a short bob-

Me: O_O FUCK! IT'S BRIANNA! -runs away- no! No no1!

Brianna: -chases me and drags me into a room- I don't care Manda! You are! Right now!

-everyone hears screams of terror from the room-

Hikaru: should we help?

Kaoru: Nah we got SAT today so no

Me: -comes out in silk robe- Evil mother fucker

Brianna: -grabs the robe and pulls it off and reveals the green bikini under it- I don't care if you don't wanna show off the swinsuit! It took me HOURS to make! So wear it!

Me: but but AGH! You can see! -tries to cover up- I don't like bikinis Bri Bri! Guys stare!

Hikaru&Kaoru: -see me and ave nosebleeds- Oh my god she's hot

Me: KYA! SIT SIT SIT! -runs away-

Hikaru&Kaoru: -make 3 ft crater- It was worth it this time!

Haruhi: -sighs- review please? And some one give me bandages for the boys!