Hi all, I'm back! This chapter was supposed to be for yesterday, August 1st, which is Tsunade's birthday. However, I was busy, so didn't get a chance to even type it...oops. XD But on the plus side, this is one that I've known what I want to do for a while, for longer than I've known what to do for Sasuke's birthday. XD This is based off a short little fan comic I saw on the internet sometimes last year...I have no idea what it was called, who made it, or where it can now be found (maybe Google images or Deviantart?) but if anyone knows please let me know. Here goes!

Chapter 13

Tsunade

Summary: Way back when the three Sannin were still young adults, Orochimaru and Jiraiya decide to do something special for Tsunade's birthday.

"Hey, Tsunade," Jiraiya said as he walked over to the blonde kunoichi, "you wanna-"

"No," Tsunade replied, "I don't want to go on a date with you."

Jiraiya pouted momentarily, then his face brightened. "Well, that's not what I was going to ask."

"Oh. I figured it was, seeing as that's what you ask all the time," Tsunade pointed out, and Jiraiya shook his head.

"No, what I was going to ask is if you wanna do something fun for your birthday."

Tsunade gave him a skeptical look. "Something fun...with you?"

"With me and Orochimaru," he replied. She thought for a moment, then nodded.

"Alright, sure," she said, "what did you have in mind?"

"Oh, just a small little party at my place, only the three of us." Jiraiya grinned.

Tsunade had learned at an early age to always be wary when Jiraiya grinned the way he was doing now, and so her first impulse was to change her mind and say no. However, she reasoned that since Orochimaru would be there, it couldn't be all that bad, so she sighed.

"What time?" she asked in defeat, and Jiraiya laughed triumphantly.

"Show up at 7," he said, then ran off, presumably to inform Orochimaru of his success. Tsunade shook her head slowly. What have I gotten myself into? she thought.

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Tsunade's birthday arrived, and during the day, she got many nice gifts from her family, friends, and many admirers – both male and female. At 7, she showed up at Jiraiya's door, once again asking herself whether this was really wise. Before she had the chance to leave, however, Jiraiya opened the door with a huge grin.

"Tsunade!" he exclaimed. "I didn't think you were actually going to show up!"

Tsunade scoffed and crossed her arms. "I said I would, didn't I?"

"Yeah, but I thought you were going to bail at the last second," he told her, then stood aside to let her in.

"So did I," she muttered truthfully as she passed him. The second she heard the door lock behind them and saw the table full of sake, she knew she was in for one hell of a night.

"Happy birthday, Tsunade," Orochimaru said from within the living room, seated at a table with a few packs of cards in front of him.

Yep, definitely a bad idea, Tsunade thought to herself, making her way over to her teammate. "Thanks," she said. "What're the cards for?"

"Poker, of course," Jiraiya replied, coming in with three cups of sake. He placed them down on the table, and Orochimaru grabbed the one nearest him, taking a sip. Tsunade eyed the cup warily, knowing how bad she was at holding her liquor. "Oh, come on," Jiraiya urged, having already drained his first cup, "go for it! What's a party without drinking?"

Tsunade hesitated. "We all know you like it," Orochimaru pointed out, finishing his own cup and placing it back on the table. Tsunade sighed, then reached for her cup and downed it in one gulp. Jiraiya grinned, then refilled all the cups.

"Let the fun begin!" he announced. The three of them spent quite a bit of time playing normal poker and drinking sake, until Tsunade was swaying in her seat and Jiraiya was even louder than normal. The only sign that Orochimaru was fairly drunk was a pink tinge to his pale cheeks.

"Okay, okay," Jiraiya slurred, "enough with this. We gotta make it more fun now." He giggled like a little school girl at whatever thought was in his head.

"More fun?" Tsunade repeated, trying to raise her eyebrow and failing miserably, sending Jiraiya into a fit of laughter at the expressions she was making. Tsunade tried and failed to hold her own laughter in, and soon the two of them were both laying on the table, making chips slide off with how much it was shaking from their laughter. The laughter ended abruptly, however, when Orochimaru said two words.

"Strip poker."

Tsunade straightened up in her chair, trying to regain whatever composure she could, and stared at her pale friend incredulously. "You're not serious, are you?" she slurred, and Orochimaru nodded.

"Completely," he assured her.

"Yeah, it'll be fun!" Jiraiya said. "Let's do it!"

Now, ordinarily, Tsunade would have recognized that her teammates – or at least, Jiraiya – were only suggesting this because they knew of her horrible luck with gambling, and wanted to take advantage of it to see her naked, and she would have beaten the both of them up and left the house. Being drunk, however, she only vaguely thought about this. Most of her mind was focused on winning some sort of game for once, and so she nodded.

"Kay," she said, "sounds good."

Within only a few rounds, Tsunade was barely wearing anything, Jiraiya had his shirt off, and Orochimaru was fully clothed. Jiraiya was also unsuccessfully attempting to hide the fact that he was thoroughly enjoying the view he had of Tsunade.

"Okay, okay, I'm gonna win this one!" Tsunade announced. Orochimaru smirked.

"We'll just see about that," he said simply, and laid out his cards. "Read 'em and weep," he told his companions, who gaped at the Royal Flush on the table.

"Beats me," Jiraiya said with a shrug, laying out his four aces. Tsunade looked at her own hand and whimpered. She had nothing.

"Go on, show us what you've got," Orochimaru urged.

"In as many ways as we want," Jiraiya added with a grin and a wink. Tsunade punched him in the arm, a hit that was meant to be light but ended up sending him flying to the opposite side of the room, wincing and holding his arm. "That's gonna bruise now!" he exclaimed.

"Good!" Tsunade replied, flushed. She laid out her cards on the table. "I lose," she said miserably, then proceeded to remove the last of her clothing. She took a swig of her sake, then blinked and frowned. "Someone tell the room to stop spinning," she commanded, and that was the last thing she remembered.

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The next morning, Tsunade woke with a groan at the sunlight streaming in through the window, and the birds singing their "good morning"s just outside. Slowly, gingerly, she sat up, rubbing her face and holding her head.

"Tell the birds to shut up."

Tsunade jumped at the sound of Jiraiya's muffled voice, and looked beside her. Sure enough, her white haired teammate was laying beside her, completely naked, his face pressed into the pillow. She looked down at herself, also completely naked. Her eyes widened and she blushed. "Oh god, tell me we didn't..."

"Didn't what?" came a familiar voice from her other side. She looked to see Orochimaru laying there, naked just like his teammates. Tsunade's eyes widened more and her blush deepened. She made a quick grab for the blankets and covered herself as best as she could.

"What the hell?" she yelled, making both her teammates wince and groan at the volume of her voice. Truthfully, it hurt her own head too, but she ignored it. "You guys got me drunk just so I'd agree to have a threesome with you?"

"It's not like that, Tsunade," Jiraiya began, but Orochimaru cut him off.

"It was Jiraiya's idea," he said simply. Jiraiya growled.

"Then why didn't you stop him? Or tell me?" Tsunade exclaimed, glaring at Orochimaru, who shrugged.

"I liked the idea," he replied. Tsunade screamed in frustration.

"I'm never agreeing to anything like this again!" she vowed, but the boys still managed to get her that Christmas.

End

There you have it, folks! The comic I saw had the three of them sitting on the floor around a table, with cards in their hands. Tsunade was barely wearing anything, and the boys had all their clothes. I don't remember if there were any speech bubbles, but the caption said something like "From that moment on, Tsunade vowed never again to play strip poker." If anyone has any idea what I'm talking about, then good for you!

Anyway, thanks for reading! If all goes well (meaning if I figure out what to write) then I'll see you all in 8 days for the next birthday. Now go review! And as always, if you have any ideas for what I should write for anybody's birthday, PLEASE TELL ME! The only one I've really got planned now is Naruto, so even a little bit of help for any others would be greatly appreciated!