Liz and Patty Thompson didn't recognize who the strangely dressed people were, so Soul Eater had to explain who they were. Black*Star laughed, "Ha ha! Thank Death, I'm still top dog; Those guys don't compare to me!" Soul replied, "Yeah, no. Sorry." This led to an argument, followed by two Maka Chops. "Sorry," Maka said to Nightcrawler. "These guys are kind of assholes." "It's cool. I guessed as much." Meanwhile, Kid had caught sight of Wolverine's costume. He noticed a very tiny beer stain that was on his left sleeve, making his appearance unsymmetrical. "NOT SYMMETRICAL!" Kid screamed, then curled up in a fetal position on the ground. "Awful... just awful..." Wolverine glared at Liz. "Your boyfriend has serious issues." "HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" During this, Storm, Blair, and Death Scythe were having a hangover at the Cabaret Club. Storm might not be an African Goddess, but when someone says she can get tipsy, believe it.
"It was very odd, Shiniglama... Shininigaka... Shinimaga..." Professor X stumbled. Shinigama-Sama said, "For Death's sake, it's Shinigama-Sama. Jeez, every single noob I come across can't pronounce my name." "DON'T CALL ME A NOOB! Anyway, we were fighting Magneto and about to get killed when Nightcrawler teleported us all here somehow. What happened? Do you know?" Shinigama-Sama replied, "Nope, sorry. But do you guys want to enroll here at the DWMA? It's awesome here." "Seriously, man? A plug at a time like this? Are you joking?" "Uh, no. Sorry. Hey, where are the kids?"
"A friend of yours?" Maka asked Wolverine. Everyone was outside to greet the new arrival. He was dressed in red, with two katanas and guns. "Yo, ladies! Who wants to party with Deadpool?" It's obvious what came next, so I'll skip to what Maka said to Nightcrawler afterward: "Sorry. I just had to." "No biggie. I'll say it was a mercy killing." Suddenly, Wolverine disappeared from everyone's eyes, and vice-versa. He found himself in blank white space, with no visible surroundings. "What... the... HELL?" "Me." A voice came out of nowhere, and Wolverine knew exactly whose it was. "What do you want?" "To destroy humanity. What else? Why does everyone ask that? It's so goddamn annoying!" Wolverine was only agitated more by this. "How are you doing this to me?" "White Queen and I have forged an alliance." Wolverine was relieved to hear this. "Oh, thank God, I thought it was Mastermind again. So this is all just a mind trick, then?" "No, not the meisters. Just this little chat. Listen, I have to go, so just stay here. I'll come back in about... 181 months."