Everyone searched for Wolverine. Kid found a perfectly symmetrical rock. He yelled, "Maka! Look at this rock! It has perfect symmetry." Maka went over to her window with a hardcover book and looked for Kid. When she found him, she literally threw the book at him. Then Phoenix flew up to her and whispered in her ear. Maka yelled, "Oh, no! That guy's insane." Phoenix said, "Please! He may be our last hope! I'm asking you as a friend... please." Maka hesitated, then yelled, "DEADPOOL! Get up here!"
The dialogue in this paragraph is Deadpool's soliloquy: "Before we talk about how to save Wolverine, let me tell you his origin. He was born a mutant, with bony claws and healing factor. In adulthood, he volunteered for the Weapon X project, like me. We were teammates in fact. I remember the time I slipped a thumbtack and he sat-" GET ON WITH IT, YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE STORY! "Okay, fine! So, anyway, Weapon X bonded metal to his bones. And he resented them for it. So he escaped and joined up with the X-Men."
Maka said, "Um, why did we need to know that?" Deadpool replied, "You didn't. It was all just an elaborate plot device to take up space. I thought the story needed 'Filler Time,' so-" Maka Chop! "IDIOT! YOU WASTED AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH PULLING YOUR STUPID MST3K-REFERENCING CRAP!" After she got over it, they came with a plan. The X-Men all had their soul wavelengths match Wolverine's and achieved total resonance. All of their minds ended up seeing the same thing: A big black cube. However, while Wolverine saw himself inside, everyone else saw themselves outside. They knew that to save their friend, they had to destroy the cube. So they attacked.
"Professor! What the hell are you doing?" Phoenix yelled. "I am attempting to attack White Queen psychically. If we are to do soul combat, (as seen in The Uncanny X-Men #117) though, I should probably have a weapon." Professor X sent out a telepathic message to Death Scythe: Death Scythe! Match my soul wavelength. Suddenly, Death Scythe appeared in scythe mode. Professor X grabbed and said to Phoenix, "Godspeed, child." Then he went into psychic-battle-mode.
Rogue was worried about sucking all of Storm's powers. "Ah don't know if ah can do this." Unexpectedly, Blair showed up and hit Rogue with a magic spell. "Pump-pump-pumpkin, pump-pumpkin!" Rogue felt different. "Ah feel... different." Storm grabbed her hand, giving Rogue a fraction of her power. The two hit the cube with lightning bolts. Soon, Maka, Soul, Kid, Liz and Patty, Black Star, and Tsubaki matched their soul wavelengths with the X-Men. Soon, everyone was attacking the cube.
It was total war. There were scythes, guns, enchanted swords, prehensile tails, lightning bolts- "Shut up, I'm trying to shoot here!" -and Deadpool being a whiny little girl (I wanted to use a stronger word.). "Hey!" Soon, Wolverine was rescued right before the cube imploded. Fortunately, Nightcrawler teleported everyone to safety just in time: The meisters and weapons to the DWMA, the X-Men to the Xavier Mansion.
Deadpool woke up at the Xavier Mansion. "Ugh, what a dream. But why do I feel... like it's not over?" Then he noticed Blair's breasts in his face (and that his nose was bleeding).
In a hoverchair above Earth, a man listened in on Deadpool's question. He had a ridged chin, purple skin, and a blue-and-gold uniform. "Correct, Deadpool," said Thanos. "It's not over."
(This is my first fanfic, so please review.)