Screw the Rules FFIV Edward
In Troia
"How can a prince be so, so, so" Rosa couldn't finish.
"Lame?" The Ninja Prince said.
"Yes, lame." Rosa said.
The women, and Edward, surrounding the Prince stared at the future queen.
"Wh-what?" Edward was stunned, as was Cecil who had never heard Rosa talk to anyone like that.
"While I understand some moping after losing your home and love, you took it to new heights." She said. "You nearly got owned by an old man, just to be saved by a woman! A dying woman! You could barely defend yourself in battle and ran and hid when you got too hurt."
"Rosa." Cecil said trying to calm her down.
"Back off!" Rosa hissed to him. Cecil did as she said, knowing that while as a paladin he could do some healing magic he still needed Rosa for the major stuff.
"And now you just lay there!" Rosa said.
"Rosa he fell off a ship while a giant sea monster was attacking," Rydia tensed as the King of Summons was called a monster, "And then he drifted half way across the globe, up a cold river, and then treated by pretty women. Give him a break." Cecil defended the bard.
"Shut up, Cecil." Rosa leveled him with a harsh glare, which he easily met. Or else."
"Or else what, my lovely lady?" Cecil said, making an slightly obvious effort to move towards the door, he may have defended Edward, but he wasn't willing to get severely injured for him.
"Or else I will treat you as an enemy, my dear." She replied coldly.
Cecil's eyes widened as he quickly left the room. "You're on your own, Edward!" He said.
"Lady Rosa's right Prince's shouldn't be that weak." Edge told his peer.
"So?" Edward said looking at Edge.
"It's against the rules."
"We have rules?" Edward said before frowning, "Then screw them, I have money." Edward said turning over and sticking his head under the pillow.
Rydia stared at the prince, then kicked him lightly. "Rosa's right. You should get up and do something!"
Edward's reply was muffled. "Take the harp over there. They won't let me get up for now, but I can help with that."
"Hn" Rosa was still upset.
"Lady Rosa, if the healers here won't let him up then he won't be getting up for a while."
Rosa stalked out following her love. "Cecil! Get back here, you cowardly jerk!"
Edward gets berated throws a tantrum, Cecil gets in trouble with his girl, and Rydia attempts to keep the peace.
Edward really does suck. And he does hide if you let his HP get too low, though he won't take any damage while he's hiding.
Can be useful if you use berserk on him and then get his HP low he'll attack, then hide. But you can't heal him.