Screw the Rules Rydia Antlion Den

Once again Rydia saves the day via screwing the rules.

Battle Start

SNAP! The monster tried to crush the lame Prince Edward. Cecil, Rosa, and Rydia came to the rescue, again.

Rosa was the first to attack with her staff.

"Summon: Dark Magician!" Rydia yelled, causing Cecil to facevault.

A dark circle opened in mid-air and a man in purple robes, a funny hat, and wielding a strange staff came through it. The Dark Magician took his staff and gave the monster a beating it will only forget due to the concussion.

End Battle

"No, it was not from the same place as the Lame Fish." Rydia said before Cecil could ask. Rosa and Edward looked at each other and shrugged.

"Would it still be against the rules?" He asked.

"…" Rydia's silence said it all. "As I said before, SCREW THEM!"

"Why would you do that?" Edward asked.

"'Cause I have green hair." Rydia replied.

Banging of metal against rock drew everyone's attention towards Cecil.

"Cecil, stop hitting your head on the wall." Rosa said.

"Why? Am I the only one who obeys the rules around here?" Cecil complained.

"Come again?" Edward asked

"Rydia summons things that she shouldn't be able to summon, Rosa disobeyed her father and the king, and you, Edward, are so pathetic the only reason Tellah didn't own you was because of Anna." Cecil explained sitting down.

"So?" Edward was confused.

"Bards are not supposed to be that lame, Princes even more so." Cecil glared from behind his helm.

"Cecil." Rosa said. "Go easy on him."

"In each and every battle, who do you end up healing more?" Cecil was more than a little annoyed. "Who's the one who collapses first? Even new recruits into the most basic guards could beat him."

"Most of the boys back home could beat him up." Rydia agreed.

"Rydia!" Rosa exclaimed.

"He's the kind of person who would've gotten beat up for lunch money." The little girl continued.

Edward was nearly in tears now. "It's not my fault Father wouldn't let me train."

"Bull, you could've a least WATCHED the guards." Cecil said coldly. "Or you could've told him that knowing some self defense would help you in the long run."

"…" Edward was silent.

"We should get going."

Originally it was going to be in the Antlion's den but I realized that Rosa was still sick during that time… Soooo… I changed it to a monster fight on Mt. Hobs.