Disclaimer: I don't own anything here. Wii and all that stuff and Durarara! belong to their owners. I don't win any money with it, and it's just for fun. Enjoy~
Izaya was sitting on the end of the couch, his arms crossed, his cheeks puffed and making a disgusting face expression. Subsequently, he looked with a dreadful expression, as if he was to hate everything in this world. Still, something looked off: he was smirking.
On the other hand, Shizuo was sitting on the other end of the couch, looking disgusted as well, but not making a strange hurt expression like Izaya was doing.
"Um… well…we still could do something!" Shinra suggested with small voice, shrugging and trying to calm the atmosphere down.
"Shut up!" Shizuo hissed. Izaya nodded and told him the same thing.
'Damn it…' Shinra thought. He desperately needed the help of his girlfriend, who just happened to be doing some delivery job. 'How…how did we get into this situation, anyway?'
Shinra sighed repeatedly. He wasn't really sure how to behave in such a situation. It was partly his fault, if not totally. He had turned both of the adults, 23 and 24 years old into children. Not in reality, of course; just personality wise.
So what had happened? Shizuo and Izaya were playing with the console, playing some sort of fighting game which Shinra didn't recall seeing before.
'Celty must have bought it. She's into that kind of games, anyway.' He just shrugged it off.
But both guys were fighting, not against each other, which surprised Shinra, but against the final boss of the game, Tabuu was it called. And then…
20 minutes earlier
"Come on, Shizu-chan!" Izaya said with tension and enthusiasm, his hands into fists, while the Wii remote was hanging of his wrist.
"Shut up, Izaya. You're making me nervous!" The blonde said, smashing the buttons.
"Okay, Okay!" Izaya said, taking the remotes in his hands. "That enemy is strong."
"I'm not stupid, flea. I know he's strong. Did you forget we played the whole game together?"
"I know… the only thing I'm saying is…Well, why don't you beat him up, while I keep the percentage up?" Izaya said, referring to the way they should beat the boss.
"Well…you do plan every wicked thing in Ikebukuro…and it kind of turns out as a success…almost. I'll do it." The brute said, concentrating himself. The character he had chosen, Ganondorf was beating the thing up. Izaya chuckled and started defending.
"We make an excellent team, Shizu-chan." He chuckled.
"In your dreams, louse."
"But you do enjoy playing with me, don't you?"
The bartender had to admit he had started liking his enemy. It was rather fun playing with him. They had some sort of complicity, and he didn't dislike it.
"GOD! WE'RE WINNING!" Izaya shouted at the television, excited to see the scores on the screen.
In that moment Shinra entered the room holding a mug in his right hand. He walked in, smiling a bit.
"Celty is not here anymore. She went to do some sort of delivery job. Since we're alone now…Don't you think we could talk about our lives, just like we did back in high school with Kadota-san? Do you remember?" He laughed. "Since Celty's not here, we shouldn't worry about creeping her out or something, should we?"
Izaya and Shizuo just continued smashing the buttons, trying to finish the boss of. Izaya kind of nodded, not looking anywhere else, just straight at the television.
"Ah, so you do miss the days when we were in high school, Shinra? Do you remember when Dotachin was just a teenager and not the weirdo he is now?" Izaya mocked. "Fuck, Shizu-chan! You just got killed!"
"God!" Shizuo sighed. "Good I still have two more lives."
"So, what about it? Do you want to sit down there and start talking? I'll even make some cake if you want." Shinra continued, walking to the place where the both boys were playing.
In that moment, Shinra didn't care about anything regarding the furniture. Only in that moment. Of course, he couldn't foresee what would happen next. Nor did he know he would regret it so much.
The big television was placed on some kind of strange table, of course a small table, not so high up. The Wii wasn't on the table, though, it was placed on the way. Between the table and the sofa, and Shinra didn't see it.
It all happened fast: Shinra stepped on his own foot, thus, tripped. When he tripped the mug fell as well, but it did not break. Shinra held the mug tightly and the contents of it spilled over. Right ON the Wii. The tea splashed, dirtying everything and making its way into the Wii's system. What happened next was really easy to guess. The Wii kind of broke. The TV screen made a strange sound and went black. The electronic device started to make strange noises.
The clumsy Shinra looked up at his friends, whose jaws were wide opened, his eyes widened and his actions stopped, as if they were just frozen to the spot. It was comical, though Shinra didn't want to make a comment about that. He had probably angered the two most dangerous men in Ikebukuro.
"Um…" The underground doctor muttered, not knowing what else there was to say.
"S-S-S-SH-…" Izaya started to blabber.
"…INRAAAAAAAAA!" The blonde completed.
"Fuck… I just screwed it…right?" Shinra asked.
Blonde and Raven-haired nodded at the same time.
"S-S-Shizu-chan…you saved right?" Izaya asked. "You saved the game, right?"
"Oi! I thought you were the one saving the game!"
"N-NO!" Izaya made a sad face. "T-That means…we've wasted 2 hours of our lives…without saving."
"Flea, you didn't save at any point, right?"
The 'flea' nodded. Shinra had to admit he had never seen his friend so wound up for anything. Nothing. Izaya usually didn't care for any of his actions. He had burnt his own table; let his secretary pour water over his television because she saw her brother with his girlfriend (Izaya was not present at that time, but he didn't care when he noticed it).
"I…I am sorry." He said.
Now that got Shinra surprised. He hadn't expected his informant friend to nod and apologize. The Izaya he knew would probably just mock the other off and say it wasn't his fault. There was definitely something wrong with Izaya. Since that morning, he had to admit.
"No way you're sorry. You've done it all on purpose, stupid flea! I was winning, for goodness' sake. You were behind the whole time. You evil…louse." He hissed.
"Now, now…Shizu-chan, if you plan to get all worked up for a game, then I'll be, too. Do you want us to fight again, to see who is right?" Izaya stood up and confronted his enemy. The other one stood up as well, and both forgot about the clumsy doctor who was lying on the floor, with tea spilled all over the place.
One thing lead to another and after some fighting, both of the fighters realized that their argument was pretty weak. None of them was to be blamed. It was either none, or both of them, since none of them thought about saving the game earlier. So they actually got back on mild good terms. Then, they started to bully Shinra because of what he had done to the Wii, destroying their game process. The underground doctor sighed; knowing from their high school fights what he should expect from this behaviour.
Afterwards, 20 minutes later
"Shut up, Shinra. You don't really have to talk right now. I don't want to hear your suggestions." Izaya said, smirking, knowing that the blonde was on his side.
'Celty…god, how much I need you now.' The underground doctor thought. As if God had heard his prayers, he automatically heard Celty's motorbike. After some minutes, the keys opened the door.
Much to the dullahan's surprise, she saw a knelt Shinra standing in front of him, pleading to her as if she was his saviour. She just laughed.
"CELTY!" Her boyfriend shouted. "Help me, please, just help me! Those two are literally speaking, small whining kids"
The black motorbike rider tried to picture the two enemies as kids, but it just didn't fit. While she walked to the living room the other man tried to explain it all to her. Once she arrived at the door she already knew what all that was about.
"Don't worry. I think I'll have the situation solved in no time." She typed into her PDA.
"Oh, Celty, you're back." Izaya smirked. "I believe that clumsy excuse of a doctor has already explained it all to you, didn't he?"
"Good morning, Celty." Shizuo said, ignoring the informant's comment.
"You two. I already know what happened here. I'll get a hold of the situation in no time. Do you know what you've caused?" She typed and showed it to the pair.
"What we caused? But…we didn't do anything. It was Shinra the one who spilled tea all over the Wii." Izaya muttered.
"That's NOT the meaning of this, Izaya. You know how you and Shizuo have acted? It's our Wii. WE should be the ones offended here, since the lost is ours. You are acting like some small children, and if you act like kids, then you shall be treated like one." She typed. Shinra just watched in awe.
The only response the dullahan got was laughter from both men in front of her.
"Okay, since I see you're still acting like kids, then I'll proceed to lock every window here, and then lock you in this room until you apologize for what you've done."
"My, my, Celty. I kind of appreciate your offer, but can't you see we're both experts in parkour. This building isn't that high up, anyway. It wouldn't take us long to break the windows and all that stuff. I'm just informing you." The informant explained. "For free." He added then.
"Yes, I'm aware you can do that, but if you do it, then I'll have no other option than to show those corpses there, put blood on them and declare you both as the culprits. Understand that I don't want to do that as your friend, but…" Shinra added.
Izaya shivered at the thought of the corpses he had observed that night and tried to stay calm. Celty turned around after locking all the windows and locked them in the room. Both young men stayed in silence for a long, awkward time.
"Why are you making that perverted face, Shinra?" Celty typed.
"Oh…nothing, I was just thinking what a great mother you'd be. Can you imagine our kids…" Shinra couldn't continue, because he was hit in the stomach by his girlfriend.
"So…Izaya, don't you think we should apologize. You were acting like a kid."
"Oh, so it's me now. What about you, Shizu-chan? Weren't you acting like a kid too?" The other replied, quite offended.
"Well, yes. But that's why, let us apologize. I can't stand to be in the same room with you for so long. And we're locked, anyway, that makes it even worse."
Shizuo's words stabbed Izaya in the heart, but he didn't show it. He couldn't let his enemy see his weak points.
"Wow, you don't have to make such a face, it was only a joke. I don't hate you that much anymore." Shizuo said.
'Wait…can he…see what I'm feeling? Am I really that easily read?' Izaya thought.
"I guess I don't hate you that much…too, Shizu-chan." The informant said, looking away. "Guess Shinra and Celty got what they wanted."
"Yes…the games showed me parts of you I didn't think existed." He said. "I'm kind of glad."
"Haha, is Shizu-chan confessing to me or something?" The 'flea' teased.
"In your dreams." The other responded. "But it was rather cute seeing you scared."
"I remind you that I was NOT scared, protozoan. I was just…shocked. Yes, that sounds good, Shocked is the word." Izaya backed up.
"Whatever you say, flea."
"Well, mister protozoan, instead of having confessions here, shouldn't we just make something productive?" Izaya said.
"W-What do you mean?" The blonde ex-bartender said, brushing his hair, and adjusting his bow.
"Well, using your brutish strength and my intelligence we could repair the Wii, don't you think?"
"Yeah…I guess so." The blonde said, kneeling down where the Wii was.
Izaya sat down telling the other one to open it. He had a look at the cables and smiled. Then he started giving orders, and the blonde just did what he was told to. Still, they couldn't repair it. Even though both of them tried hard.
"Izaya…don't you think this cable should go here, instead of where I put it?" The older, blonde man said. His legs had fallen asleep on him, so he couldn't feel anything.
Seeing how there wasn't any response he looked down, seeing the raven-haired sleeping peacefully on his lap.
'Shit, he fell asleep on my lap. Again.' He thought. Still, he didn't try to move him away. He just started to stroke the other's hair, and then decided to sleep a bit, as well, curling against the other.
"Some time has passed now, I think I'll just unlock the door, okay Celty." The doctor didn't wait for any response; he just went and opened the door. When he saw both of them curled against each other he just laughed.
"Celty, I think both of them fell asleep against each other while trying to repair the Wii. Haha, I think I'll take it to the technic service now." Shinra said, entering into the living room quietly, so that the pair wouldn't wake up, and took the machine into his hands.
"Well, then. I'm off now." He said, disappearing into the crowd of the streets of Ikebukuro.
Okay, this is starting to get fluffy, don't you agree? But well, still have got some chapters to go. :D Hope you liked this chapter and that it made up for the last one. :S ^_
