After a few hours of arguing, denial, and Saki/Tobi fluff, Saki came to a drastic conclusion.

"WAIT!" she yelled. "

"What?" asked Karin irritatingly. She had just been in the middle of (failing to) seduce Sasuke, and she had found herself annoyed at the interruption.

"If my friends are going to come over and see you-"

"You have friends?" Sasuke sneered, cat-version.

"Yeah, friends. They're people you care about and you hang out with and you share a connection with. But I understand you don't get the concept, considering you never had, never will have any," she snapped.

Ooh, that one hit below the belt.

Sasuke blinked his surprise and took a few steps back, sulking ONCE AGAIN.

"Anyways, I think you guys are going to need stage names," she grinned wickedly. All fourteen cats gulped in weariness. This was going to be humiliating. "Let's see…"

Saki grabbed a black-silver swirl gel pen and sparkly black and gold journal with a cool little leaf village symbol on the front cover.

"Names… Hmmm… Aaah!" she shrieked with evil glee.

Pein - Rocky

Konan - Zelda

Kisame - Nemo

Itachi - Smiley

Sasori - Elmo

Deidara - Barbie

Hidan - ET

Kakuzu - Richie

Zetsu - Trap

Tobi - Teddy

Suigetsu - Fang

Juugo - Hothead

Karin – Piper Gin

Sasuke – Lucifer

"Here you go, guys! Find your name and say it aloud!" she smirked.

"Rocky," Pein groaned. What did that have to do with him?

"Zelda!" Konan murmured. It had a nice ring to it. Wasn't it a name of like, a hot video game warrior chick?

"Nemo," Kisame grunted. How cliché, but at least it wasn't Jaws, or Gill or something equally bogus. I mean, it was an actual name.

"Smiley," Itachi growled, hating this girl even more than the usual annoying teenage girl. Why in hell did she pick that?

"Elmo…" Sasori mumbled. How pathetic. Named after a fuzzy, children's show puppet! Oh, how the irony killed him.

"Ba…" Deidara couldn't finish it. It was mortifying. Always compared to a girl. Named after, not only a girl, but a girls' doll. Saki had signed her death warrant that day. Deidara promised the girl would pay.

*OOH! I RHYMED!*

"ET?" Hidan half-asked. Seriously? What the fu-

"Richie," smirked Kakuzu. It fit. He liked her. Embarrassing the others and giving him his well-deserved title. Heh.

"Trap?" Zetsu said bluntly, not really getting it. What was the big deal with them? It wasn't their permanent names. They'd only be called it when Saki's friends came over. That couldn't be too often. And, besides, Trap wasn't actually such a bad name anyways…

"TEDDY!" Tobi shouted in glee, once again kitty-glomping Saki. She grinned and unattatched him, and reset him on her shoulder. Tobi didn't care what his name was! This girl was nice and didn't hit him! As far as he knew of, anyways.

"Fang," Suigetsu smiled smugly. That was a cool name, compared to some of the others. He could do Fang. Rawr.

"Hothead," Juugo mumbled, disgruntled at the choice. I mean, really? She had to go there?

"P-Piper Gin?" Karin shrieked annoyingly. What the hell?

"Your fur color reminds me of a bottle of Piper Gin. Be honored. I could have named you Four-Eyes the Fangirl," Saki word-slapped her. (To word-slap is to smack in the face with words.) Karin flinched and pouted, but backed down. Oh yeah. Don't mess with a Hitori bitch.

"Lucifer?" Sasuke scoffed. What a poor choice. What relations did it have to him at all?

"Yeah, Lucifer. I heard that's the name the devil used to have before he got kicked out and that he now uses when he comes to Earth," Saki grumbled. Sasuke shivered. Her glare was creeping him out.

"Well, now that that's all sorted out!" Saki continued in a scarily cheerful voice, considering she had just stopped giving the Uchiha a death glare. "How about we all go around and introduce ourselves and what we like to do?"

Deidara started to object, but she put up a hand that said don't-mess-with-me-Barbie-bitch.

"What do we say?" Suigetsu drawled, still ogling, ahem, observing the kunoichi. She rolled her eyes in a comically cute way and retorted, "You know. Likes, dislikes. Hobbies. Interests. Plans for the future. Junk like that."

The group sighed as they flashed back to their Genin days, reminiscing in their useless sensei's 'wise words.

"You first, Rocky," Saki commanded lazily, reminding Sasuke somewhat of the Nara. Pein scowled, but breathed in deeply and conceded.

"My name is Pein. I like power-"

"And apparently face piercings."

"- and dislike many, many people. I also dislike the name Rocky."

"Tough cheese."

"What…" he sighed. "I don't have any hobbies. I have an interest in… peace. My plans are-"

"WORLD DOMINATION!" Saki yelled, interrupting him for the third time. Pein glared at her. She giggled at his look. It was just so hard to be afraid of such a cute little kitty head!

"Whatever," he breathed out and settled back down. She grinned and pointed at the black one with red, burn-through-you-with-just-one-glare eyes.

"YOU!"

He sighed. "Uchiha Itachi."

Suddenly, the other black one broke through the others and growled out a low threat in kitty language and tried to tackle him. Saki watched with a calm, almost bored, expression.

"How are you still alive, dammit?" Sasuke screeched at his elder. Saki smirked. He glared at her. "What? Do YOU know?"

"Well, duh," she grinned, scoffing at his stupidity. "Magic."

She nearly busted a rib at the hateful expression he gave her.

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