It was a bright and sunny day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the trees are dancing along with both the flowers and the leaves. The waters in the stream made sounds that could easily relax your body. Everything seemed to be in harmony with nature. Yes. It was a perfect day to go –
"FISHING!" cried Naruto in a happy tone. He stretched his arms and gave himself an addicting dose of fresh air.
Team Yamato are currently heading towards a clean stream by the forset of Konoha.
"Ahhhh... this is so fun, te bayo! What made you think about this activity, huh, Yamato-taichou?"
"Ah nothing much. It's just that this morning, something fishy hit me right after I came out of the shower..."
"Really, Yamato-sensei?" asked Konan. Her Sakura-nee was holding her tiny hands. "What was that 'fishy' thing?"
"Uh... it...he... he seemed to be some kind of weird blue shark boy," said Yamato with a doubtful face. He closed his eyes to fully remember the scene. "Yup. It definetely was a weird blue shark boy."
"Did you say shark, Yamato-taichou?" asked Sakura. "You mean like that Akatsuki, Kisame?"
Pein choked on his saliva. Konan seemed to twitch.
"Yeah... maybe he's related to him, don't you thi – "
"HEY ISN'T THAT THE RIVER, EVERYONE?" asked Pein in a very loud and high pitched voice. He needed to change the subject badly.
"But, does that mean that Kisame went to Yamato's house? Why in the world would he end up there anyway?"
"Kisame needs to be more careful..." thought Konan.
"Ahaha, you're right, Naoko-kun! Ne, Sai, aren't you excited to go fishing? It's like, the first time I've actually relaxed after sooo many battles! Huh, Sai?"
Sai just stared at him, and him one of his 'smiles'.
"Yes, I am a little bit excited about the activity, little prick with no balls. How about you, ugly dog?" he asked and turned to Sakura.
"Did... did he just say NO BALLS?" Naruto asked Pein. He was not enjoying the aura being given off by the kyuubi boy.
"Did... did that b**** just say UGLY DOG?" Sakura asked Konan. The blue-haired girl was now having difficullty trying to break lose from Sakura's grip.
Seeing that things got a bit tense, Yamato tried to change the subject of attention.
"Whoa... that's one beautiful stream!" he exclaimed. "Don't you think so, Kohana-chan?"
"Huh? What? OH! YES!" Konan agreed to go along Yamato's flow. "... That Is quite a beautiful stream! Ah, and it looks like it can easily relax the nerves of certain people too! Let's go now, Sakura-neechan! I want to swim with the little fish!"
The little girl quickly pulled the hands of the older one. But it seems that Sakura was still a little bit offended by what Sai just said.
"Of course, Kohana-chan! Just wait for a while..." She then turned to Sai. "I'll be BACK for you..."
Sai smiled again, but this time, it wasn't that fake looking.
"Alright team!" cried Yamato. "Your goal is to teach the art of kunai throwing to the kids!"
"What? But I thought we were going to go fishing!"
"Yes we are. But, we are doing this, NINJA STYLE!"
As fast as lightning, he grabbed a kunai and shot it randomly in the stream. The members looked more closely, and saw that it hit a small fish.
"Wah! That was so cool, Yamato-sensei!"
"Jeez. I hope they teach us something useful someday, like the rasengan or something..." thought Nagato, in a sarcastic manner.
"But, if we're going to teach them..." asked the pink-haired girl. "... then what are you going to do?"
"Hehe... I'll just be off for a little swim in the waters..." said their team captain, as he went towards the trees to remove his clothes and put on his swimming suit. After a little struggle, he turned back to see both his girls a little red in the face.
"What are you looking at..." he said in a creepy tone, with matching FACE.
"Ah... nothing in particular, taichou!" exclaimed Sakura. Yes, she didn't have much fear towards that face, but still... it was too creepy.
Konan just stared at him, eyes wida and mouth open.
Yamato shrugged, and jumped into the cool waters. "Ahhhhh... this is... this is it!"
"That's quite an amusing talent... he could control people with fear!" mused the Origami girl.
"Come on, Kohana! Let's change into our swimsuits too!"
"Hai!"
And so they went into deeper woods, where they were sure that no one can peek on them.
Or so they thought.
"Hehehe... looks like Sakura-chan's changing now..."
"Hey, little balls..."
"Yeah...?... WTF? LITTLE BALLS?"
That's when Sakura realized that she wasn't safe changing there. Good thing though, she was finished, and so was Konan.
But that was a very bad thing for Naruto.
"Na.. RU.. TO!"
BOG!
"OUCH!"
"Oooooh... See, Naruto-nii? Peeking is a very bad thing to do!" said Pein, with a hint of musement in his voice.
"NAOKO-KUN? YOU'RE HERE TOO?" asked a very red-faced Konan.
"Uh-oh..."
BOG!
"Aatatata... that was painful!"
"Hmph! You deserve it!"
And with that, both girls left the boys, and with their kunais, went fishing.
"Tch... and to think that it was the perfect opportunity, datte bayo!" cried Naruto.
"I wasn't even peeking..." sobbed Nagato. But it was true, both his words and his emotions right now. Never let Konan punch you on the head.
"Yosh! You know what needs to be done, right?" asked the blonde to the redhead.
"What needs to be done?"
"What is he thinking about?" thought Pein. "Revenge, perhaps?"
"Hehehe... " laughed Naruto. But his laugh was a little bit different compared to his usual laugh.
"This is bad."
"I have a plan, Naoko! But you have to cooperate with me, datte bayo!" he said, now with his usual, happy tone.
