A/N: I felt that y'all deserved another chapter of this neglected story. This was a request from Deaths-Master (or Brittany, as she is more commonly known), and it had to include Jack, the Doctor, the Master, purple lollipop, beach, sandcastle, giant man-eating clams and jellybabies. And I wrote it. I don't know how, but I did.
Bully
The beaches of Gallifrey were the most wonderful place to the Doctor when he was ten years old. Of course, they were always special to him, and he had visited whenever he could, but nothing had been as great as the days when he had sat upon the glittering sands, just a small child. Even at that age, he was running away from responsibility, namely the responsibility of doing household chores. How he hated cleaning his bedroom. He was sure his closet was much bigger on the inside…
So the Doctor was sitting under the twin suns, building majestic sandcastles out of beautiful orange sand. He was just putting the finishing touches on a tower almost as tall as him when he noticed someone else on hit part of the beach.
"Oh, hello Koschei," the Doctor said jubilantly, picking up a bright red spade. "Want to build sandcastles with me?"
The ten-year-old Master sniffed at him. "What a waste of time," Koschei scoffed, looking at the sandcastle before him disdainfully, with its curving bridges and elegant spires. "What's the point, if it can be destroyed so easily?"
The Master started kicking at the Doctor's work of art, showering the other Time Lord with grains of fine orange sand. The Doctor looked on in horror as his hard work was reduced to a pile of dust on the beach.
He forced himself not to cry. Koschei was just trying to get a reaction out of him. At least, that's what his mum always said. Well, the Doctor thought o himself, I'll give him a reaction!
He picked up his yellow pail, still full of seawater, and dropped it on the Mater's head. Koschei coughed and spluttered, spitting out the briny water. He threw the bucket to the ground and pulled a purple lollipop out of his pocket. After licking it, he stuck it in the Doctor's unruly hair.
That time, the Doctor cried.
And, it was at that exact moment that a tall man suddenly waded up out of the ocean, a giant, pink-spotted, man-eating Gallifreyan clam latched over his arm. "Now, what seems to be the problem here kids?" he asked with an American twang to his voice, still attempting to prise the clam off of his WWII great coat.
The Doctor pointed at Koschei. "he kicked over my sandcastle," he said accusingly, "and he stuck a lollipop in my hair!"
The newcomer succeeded in pulling the giant, pink-spotted, man-eating Gallifreyan clam from his arm. "And what do you have to say about this?" he said to the Mater.
Koschei crossed his arms indignantly. "And what if it's true?"
The newcomer shrugged nonchalantly. "Oh, I don't know," he said casually, "I might just have to do this!" He jammed the snapping clam over the young Time Lord's head. The shellfish closed over Koschei's shoulders, muffling his cries of protest.
The Doctor clapped his hands. "Oh, I like you," he said happily, pulling the lollipop out of his hair. "Do you want to build sandcastles with me?"
The man shook his head. "I'm sorry, I'm kinda busy," he said, much to the young Gallifreyan's dismay. "But maybe I'll come back later, what about that?"
The Doctor nodded, watching curiously as the man pulled a crumpled paper packet out of his coat.
"Here, have these," he said, giving the packet to the Doctor, "they're called jellybabies, a sweet from goo 'ol planet Earth." The man gave the young Doctor a wink. "Don't worry. We will meet again," he said enigmatically, before he activated his vortex manipulator and disappeared in a flash of blue light.
The Doctor blinked in surprise, and tasted one of the lollies, a green one.
"I wonder where Earth is?" he wondered aloud, gobbling another jellybaby.
And thanks to the meddling of Captain Jack Harkness, the Doctor's fascination with the planet Earth began. If your town is 'accidentally' destroyed by the Doctor, or your cousin kidnapped by aliens, you now have permission to blame Cap'n Jack for it.