"This clay is... weird, un!"

Deidara was making weird faces while squishing his new clay.

"It has no chakra at all! And the texture... so different from the one I use, hmm."

"Dai-chan..." said Sasori, "... you have been complaining about that thing for half an hour now... don't you have any plans to stop?"

"But danna... it's... its really fantastic! I... I don't know, hmm, but it's quite gross and fun to touch!"

"Sigh..."

The redhead was currently lying down on his bed, observing his partner playing with the colorful clay Tenten-nee gave him. The blonde was wearing pink pyjamas with cute frills, and he had a cute ponytail on. Man, he is such a girl today...

All the Akatsuki members have come home, and all are tired and hungry. Some were resting on their beds, while others decided to take a quick shower. They were all dead tired, and had difficulty trying to control the limitations of their new bodies.

"Hahaha... Danna! I dare you to try squishing this weird clay, yeah!"

"And what on earth am I going to recieve for doing that?"

"Just try it, un!"

With a heavy body, the redhead rolled of his bed and crawled on the floor al the way to where Deidara was sitting. Sure, he was probably going to make him do something stupid but Sasori seemed curious about this 'clay' that hi companion was playing with.

When he reached the blonde, Deidara gave him a big piece of clay.

"Here, un. Try to press it."

Sasori did as he was told.

"Hey... it does feel different..." he muttered, " this one's all sticky... but somehow addicting to touch..."

"Fun, hmm? I wonder if this clay is capable of making big bangs!" cried Dai-chan with a big smile.

Sasori, all wide-eyed, was very preoccupied with the piece of clay he was fiddling with. Deidara watched closely as his danna did played with it.

"He looks so innocent, un..." he thought.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

KNOCK KNOCK!

"Dai-chan, go see who it is."

The blonde got up, and went in front of the door, but instead of opening it, he asked who it was outside.

"Who is it, hmm?"

"It's me, Satachi-kun!"

"Satachi-kun?" thought Deidara with a doubtful face. He looked at his danna who simply told him that it was Itachi, and that forgetting the new names is going to get him in trouble someday.

The artist smiled wildly in front of the door and shouted:

"Sorry, Satachi-kun, but sissy girl-looking BOYS like YOU aren't allowed to enter this room, YEAH!"

"..."

"Hehehe... got you this time, Uchiha." he muttered under his breath.

But Itachi replied with his most childish voice.

"If that's true, then what are you doing in there, Dai-chan?"

"...!"

Deidara looked helplessly at his partner, mentally telling him to defend the defeated little boy. But instead of helping him, he teamed up with Itachi.

"It's okay Daisuke-kun. Dai-chan's a girl, and not a sissy-girl looking boy!"

"Oh, I guess you're right..." said Itachi.

"Dai-chan, open the door for him!"

"Tch. Fine, hmm..."

He opened the door with a very annoyed face. Once he came in contact with Itachi, he gave him a very uncomfortable stare, which seemed to mean 'I'm watching you, yeah!'.

Itachi just smiled at him, for he was still outside of the room. Someone might see him acting like a dangerous criminal.

But once he stepped inside, he went back to who he was. The Akatsuki all seemed different under closed doors.

"Leader-sama wants to hold a meeting. Be there at 6:30," he said, in his most serious voice.

The blonde was still annoyed by his presence and still continued to stare at the visitor.

"Where would it be held?"

"In his and Konan's room."

"Alright, we'll be there," said Sasori, not letting go of the clay.

Itachi motioned towards the door, and Deidara happily opened it for him.

"Hurry up and get outside, freak...", he muttered.

"Hn."

Once he was outside, the girly-looking boy banged the door with all his might.

"S***, hmm! I really hate that man... kid, yeah!"

Then from the outside, Itachi replied to him.

"Oh, and Dai-chan, I really love your pyjamas today! You look so cute and beautiful!"

Deidara then stared helplessly at the door.

"Well, what do you know...," said Sasori. "... your worst enemy could be your secret admirer – "

"SHUT UP, YEAH!"

And with that, a big piece of clay hit the face of an unsuspecting Sasori.

"Is everyone here?" he asked in his most serious voice.

"Yeah, we're all f****** here. Let's get this meeting started already!"

Pein looked at Hidan with disgust, but the silver-haired boy just sticked out his tongur at the leader. He was a kid right now, so he needs to act like one.

"Sigh... anyway, are Itachi and Kisame here?"

"We're here!" said the blue boy. He was still balancing kunais.

"Kakuzu and Hidan?"

"We're here, b****!"

"Shut up, moron."

"F***."

"Deidara and Sasori?"

"Here...,"

Danna was still fiddling with his clay. And Deidara sat with both crossed arms and legs, and stared hard at the Uchiha who was smiling widely at him.

"...and Konan?"

"I'm here!"

"Alright, let's start. First off I want to know how well you did earlier today in your training, and how many coins each recieved.

Deidara's face then lit up. He waved his hands up in the air like a kid.

"Oh! Oh! Leader-sama! Let me talk, un!

"Talk."

"Danna and I ran all around the village of Konoha starting from 2 o'clock! Gai said that it was for us to build our muscles and resistance to tiredness, but we only got tired all the more, hmm. At some point, around 5 o'clock, Danna and I gave up and colapsed, but with all his might,un, he stood up and offered to carry me, yeah! And we went to the finish line and finished the insane activity, un."

"Alright, but how many coins have you recieved?"

"Two each, yeah!"

Hidan then looked at him with a weird expression, but Deidara was focusing in sticking his tongue out to the Uchiha.

"Good. Who would want to talk next?"

"We would!" screamed the shark boy. "Satachi and I did nothing but practice kunai throwing all day. Hinata-san said that I was improving fast, so she gave me a bronze coin for that. On the other hand, Sarachi here was so good at target shooting and he never missed a single target! All the members of our team seemed to be amazed at his good accuracy!"

"Yeah, but how many coins did you get, hmm?" asked the blonde brat at Itachi.

"Just three."

Deidara then stared at him with an angry face, all the more.

"Hidan, Kakuzu, what have you done today?" asked the leader.

"Nothing much...," replied the dark-haired boy. "It's just that our team discovered that Hideki had no talent at all when it comes to target practice..."

"WTF? I hit that damn target once!"

"Yeah, but that was when Daisuke-kun was behind you, moron."

"Yeah, but it still f****** counts!"

The leader then asked how many coins each got.

"We each recieved a coin." said Kakuzu in a respectful manner.

"Well, that's all I wanted to hear from you. You are all dismissed."

All the members just stared at Pein.

"What?" he asked with a hint of frustration in his voice.

"What about your training with Konan, Leader-sama?" asked Sasori.

"There is no need to talk about that – "

"He teamed up with the kyuubi kid, and spied on me and Sakura while we were changing to our swimsuits," said Konan.

"I wasn't spying!"

The whole room then began to be filled with cute giggles from the crowd.

"But I really wasn't spying!" he said, trying to defend himself. "It's just that Naruto-kun told me to – "

KNOCK KNOCK!

All of them stared at the door, wondering wgo it was.

"It's me, Iruka. Don't worry, I won't join in your little play time, I just came to tell you all that we're going to have quite a delicious dinner tonight!"