Everyone was awkwardly seated on their chairs, while Iruka placed each steaming viand on the table. Even Might Gai, Kakashi and Yamato were there.

Once everything was ready, Iruka sat down and waited for the kids to gulp down the food.

But nothing happened. All of them were too serious looking, and seemed to be shy to touch the food. Except of course, for one little kid...

"Out of my way, b****! And hand me the ramen, a******, before anyone touches it!"

"Hideki! Sit down and mind your manners!"

Hidan just looked at Nagato with a naughty face and smiled at him. "When you're a kid, manners do not f****** exist!"

"He's right..."

"So this means that..."

"We are able to do..."

"Whatever we want, YEAH!"

Sameki then grabbed a big piece of meat from the table, big and not yet cut to pieces.

"Mmmm-hmmm!" he said with a wide, toothy grin, which seemed to be hard to do with the piece of meat in his mouth.

"Kazu-chan! Hand me the rice bowl!" said Satoshi with almost half of his body on the table. He was reaching for the unreachable.

"Wait a minute...!" cried Kazu as he grabbed half of the meat that was hanging from the sharkboy's mouth.

"Dai! Get off the table! And that fish is MINE!"

"Daisuke! Give me some of your natto!"

"Sameki-kun, pass me the pepper shaker of YOUTH!"

"No way! Remember me first!"

"What?" asked a confused Gai.

Nagato then shot Kisame an angry look, then proceeded to eating Dai's food.

"WAAAH! Naoko-kun grabbed my plate filled with food, HMPH!"

"Kohana-chan! Give me that ramen bowl you b****!"

"Tfffu bhad if's alreadfffy in my moufff!"

"KIDS! Calm down! Everyone gets to eat – "

"Stop everyone – "

"Ah! Yamato-sempai, not THAT face!"

"Hideki! Where is my sushi?"

"It's in my f****** mouth, d*******!"

"Give that back!"

"What's this weird and gooey thing in my bowl?" asked a very bewildered Itachi.

"Hey! Give that to me!" said a certain redhead who grabbed the piece of clay from Itachi's bowl.

"Give that sushi back to me, moron!"

"No way, yeah!"

"Can someone please hand me that bowl of natto..." said the very calm copy nin.

"Kakashi-sempai! Your body is too big for our table to support...!"

Everyone stopped the messy eating, and stared at the awkwardly positioned Kakashi. He was on the table, trying to grab a bowl of natto in the other side, the one next to Hideki.

The silver haired-boy then got hold of the bowl, and then motioned to give it to his team captain, but quickly stopped and clutched the bowl protectively.

"I'm eating this, a******!"

After the very hearty (and difficult) dinner, everyone lay lazily on their chairs, and burped constantly.

"BUUURP!"

"Haha, do it again, Gai-sempai!"

"BUUUURP!"

His burp was followed by a bunch of giggles. Yes, the dinner they had was quite... stressful, but each person seemed to be comfortable with their own little crowd.

Iruka, despite being worried of the dirty floor and messy ceilings (yes, CEILINGS), was calmed by the chorus of laughter of the little angels.

The akatsuki, on the other hand, didn't seem to complain much about their new life in Konoha. In fact, they're starting to enjoy their little act.

Since everyone has settled down, Iruka thought that it was good to make saome announcements.

"Okay everyone, listen up!"

Once he got everyone's attention, he began to tell them Tsunade's new mission.

"Hokage-sama left you guys under our roof, because she wanted the four of us, to be father figures to you."

"Naniiiii?"

"Yeah, what I'm telling you all is true. But aren't you guys happy? I don't know if you kids are orphans or what, but this may be the first time you would get to experience having a parent!"

"Indeed, it would be the first time..." thought Sasori, STILL fiddling with his clay.

"Alright! I'll now announce the new parents and children. First up, Kakashi would now be the father of both Sameki and Satachi-kun..."

"Aw, why the one eyed dude?" complained the shark boy.

"I never really liked him, not even when we first met. Tch, I'll just be glad that it wasn't that forgetful moron!"

"Yeay!" cried Satachi.

"He could teach me how to activate my sharingan all over again..."

"Next, we have Yamato, being the daddy of both Satoshi-kun and Dai-chan!"

"Oooooooh... now you have both a son and daughter, Yamato-taichou!" teased Naoko.

"Yeah, I guess you're right, kid."

Deidara popped a vein.

"Then Gai's going to be the father of Hideki and Kakuzu..."

"WTF? I SO DO NOT - MFFF!"

"We're so pleased to have you as a dad, Gai-sempai!" said Kakuzu as he clamped shut the mouth of his partner.

"Please, call me... DADDY!" said Gai with a big smile on his face and matching sparkles.

Both hidan and Kakuzu looked at him with disgust.

"And then, I'm going to have both Kohana-chan and Naoko-kun –"

"DADDY!" shouted Kohana as she hugged Iruka.

Then she cried a few tears of joy.

"I'm going to have a daddy!"

Naoko just smiled heartily at the scene, and after a few seconds... decided to join it.

"DADDY!"

He hugged Iruka.

Now, everyone in the happy scene were crying tears of joy.

"Aw, how cute..." mused Yamato.

"It's too f****** gay..."

"Anywaaaay...," said Kakashi, "Don't you think that were supposed to fix this, uh, kitchen?"

Iruka snapped back to reality.

"Oh, yeah! Okay kids, everyone needs to work hard to clean this mess up. Satachi, Dai-chan, do the plates. Sameki, Kazu, I want you to mop the floor. Kohana and Hideki, wipe the table, and both Naoko and Satoshi must wipe the walls."

The kids then groaned and started to go towards their chore. Iruka then looked at his right to find three young men tiptoeing towards the hall.

"And where do you think you're going, young lads?"

The three men sweatdropped at the same time.

"Yamato, DISHES. Kakashi, FLOOR. Gai, TABLE. And I'll help clean up the walls."

In the end, everyone in the (new) family cleaned their mess.

"Good night, Satoshi-kun..."

Yamato then tucked the little boy.

"Good night, dad..."

"Saying that word feels different..."

The brown haired nin then went to Dai-chan's bed.

"Good night, Dai-chan..."

"G'night, dad, un!"

Yamato then walked towards the room's door, switched off the lights and closed the door in a silent manner.

"G'night, danna!"

"Good night brat..."

"Brat? Are you still awake?"

Deidara opened his eyes to see a tired looking Sasori.

"What's the matter, danna?"

"Would you please take this piece of clay AWAY FROM ME? I can't sleep cause I keep on fiddling with it!"