Silence filled the night.

Most of the people in Konoha were getting ready to put their kids to bed, or prepare their things for tomorrow. The mothers were busy washing dishes, and the fathers spend most of their time in bars with their friends.

There were still a few stalls that lit the roads, and many people decided to spend this silent night with noise and entertainment. The men drank their beers and got all red-faced after a few sips. The ladies, on the other hand, embraced the men as if they were huge teddy bears, taking advantage of their most vulnerable moment.

While the roads outside were noisy, five people seated on the cold floor are making a decision.

A decision that could affect their honour and reputation.

One of them sighed hard, trying to stop the cold beads of sweat from falling from his face. He was nervous outside, but deep inside his emotions, there hid a bit of excitement wanting to burst out.

"Okay…," said Iruka, as he grabbed a sharp kunai from his back pocket.

"Let's do this!"

"This is f****** outrageous!"

The silver haired kid jumped up and down his bouncy bed. He was making much noise and awkward movements, because he wasn't that good in balancing on unstable situations.

As he continued to do the jumping, his hair messed up; he lost all of his balanced and fell on the cold floor, followed by a big 'thump'.

"Aaaaa – f***!"

His companion just clutched his big blanket, and stared hard at Hideki while he was rubbing his butt.

"Hideki," he said, "why don't you just do what Gai said? Go to sleep or something. Your noise might wake the others."

"Bah! I bet all the others are wide awake too!" he said with a big smile. "Remember, we all got used to sleeping at 12 midnight. What kind of b**** would want to sleep in the morning, anyway?"

"Morning? It's 7 o'clock in the evening."

"Exactly, d*******. That's why I can't f****** sleep!"

Kazu sighed hard, and from his sleeping position, sat down and looked at his partner with annoyed eyes.

"Well, I'm same as you. It's hard to sleep early, because I'm used to sleeping late. But think of it, moron. What else can we do besides hugging our oversized blankets?"

The little boy stood up and stared at the window next to him. He observed that the stars were very bright tonight, and the moon looked like a big pearl in the sky.

"Hmmm… what to do on a f****** awesome night…" he thought out loud.

After a few seconds of thinking, he thought of an idea.

"Aha! I know, Kazu-chan!"

He jumped on his unsuspecting partner, who whined because of the weight of Hidan. But when he opened his eyes, he realised that his partner's face was about a millimetre close to his, and they were staring at each other, eye to eye.

"Well, this is awkward," he thought.

Hidan smiled an evil smile, and stated his plan to his partner.

"Let's f****** do a henge and turn into our older selves for a while," he said with pride, "then go to the nearest bar and have some f****** fun!"

There was a moment of silence between the two, and that's when Hidan realized that he was actually invading Kakuzu's personal space. Then finally, after a few seconds, he replied.

"No."

The silver haired kid complained much after that.

"Aw, c'mon you bastard! You are such a f****** killjoy! Don't tell me that you're not agreeing to this just because of your f****** money!"

"First of all, you moron, money doesn't f*** - "

"I know that b****! But still! It's better than spending the night by sleeping very early!"

After he said that sentence, the two heard muffled voices from the second floor. It sounded that some people were laughing their heads off, and having a lot of fun.

And they so swear that they heard their daddy singing.

"Was… was that Gai singing 'My Way?'" asked a bewildered dark haired kid.

"Whoa… you actually know that song? Jeez, your such a grandpa – "

"Just think of it, Hideki," said his partner, "why in the world would that moron sing 'My Way?'"

"Well… because… I the f*** don't know! Maybe…"

He thought for a while.

"Maybe their having an awesome party up there!"

Kazu watched as his partner gained an evil looking face.

"Kazu… I know what we're going to do tonight!"

KNOCK KNOCK

The two kids turned their heads towards the door, and each suddenly got a bit nervous.

"S***! That could be one of the jounin! Hurry, pretend to sleep, moron!" said Kazu in a whispering tone.

"But… I'm not that good in pretending – what the?"

His companion threw him into his bed, and covered him in a big blanket. The kid said a few words to him, but Kazu was busy trying to hide under his big blanket, and then he jumped up into his bed.

KNOCK KNOCK

Kazu then realized that someone needed to open the door, so he slowly walked towards it, and acted as if he just woke up for that moment. Hidan has become a bit quiet, feeling a bit nervous.

The dark haired kid slowly opened the door, with closed eyes. Once it was fully open, he rubbed his eyes and asked in a tiny and cute voice.

"Is it mowning alweady… daddy?"

Itachi, Kisame Deidara and Sasori just stared at the 'currently very cuddly' Kakuzu.

He was covered in his big blanket, and he looked like a cuddly puppy who just woke up in the middle of the night, looking for his mommy.

"Aww, you're so cute, Kazu-chan!" said Kisame in his teasing voice. He prepared to hug the kid.

Kazu opened his eyes, and blushed wildly (due to embarrassment) while looking at their visitors.

"Whoa, talk about an embarrassing moment…"

"Shut up, moron!"

"Hehe, just calm down Kazu-chan, hmm," said Deidara with a huge smile. This time, he was wearing pyjamas for boys, because Yamato just found out the tiny truth about his gender.

The red-faced kid looked at the other children staring at him.

"What do you want?"

"We'll tell you right after you let us in."

Kakuzu then motioned the other kids to come in. Sasori and Kisame went to Kazu's bed, while Deidara and Itachi jumped unto Hidan's.

But they didn't think that someone was actually there, under the blanket.

"Aaaagh!... Dai… Satachi… YOU GUYS ARE F****** HEAVY!"

"Oh, sorry, un!"

"Hn."

Right after everyone was settled, Kazu asked for their cause of coming to their room.

"We all noticed that something… something is happening… up there."

Itachi pointed to the ceiling. And as if on cue, a burst of laughter could be heard.

"Our cause is to find out what is happening up there."

"Alright, I'm f****** in! said Hidan, who raised his hand. He then looked at Kakuzu. "This plan is a lot better that doing a henge and going into f****** bar!"

"Hey… that's actually a nice plan…"

"Shut up, Sameki!"

"Anyway…," continued the Uchiha, "we're about to go up there. Are you in, Kazu?"

"Well… it's better than spending some alone time with that moron…. Fine. I'm going with you. But what about the leader and Konan?"

"They can't come with us, yeah. They'll just kill the fun and tell us to go to sleep, un."

"Alright everyone…," said Itachi. "Let's go."

"Ssshhhh…. Don't make too much noise!"

The six kids were slowly creeping through the dark hallway. It's very hard to see anything, because the place was pitch black.

"Ow! You stepped on my foot, yeah!"

"Sorry… I'm just really clumsy when it's dark – "

"SSSHHHHHHHHHHH!" chorused the other kids.

"Sorry." said both Deidara and Sasori.

They were nearing the stairs, and that's when they saw a faint light.

"Ooooh, we're almost there!"

"SSSHHHHHHH!"

The kids slowly (and surely) climbed the flight of stairs, but a certain someone missed a step. Because of this, Hidan went rolling down like a ball. This was followed by loud bumps and thumps on wood.

"Crap!" they whispered.

It would have been okay if it were Kakuzu or Itachi who fell, because they can keep quiet and not lose their cool, despite the situation.

But it was HIDAN who fell.

And that was bad news for everyone.

The silence was immediately killed by their companion. Thankfully, none of the jounin upstairs heard the curses of the tiny boy, because they were too busy doing… something else.

Unfortunately, there was a pair whose ears were deafened by the little Jashinist.

They approached the stairs with loud footsteps.

And the kids downstairs heard them.

"S***!" said Sasori in a whispering tone. "We could get punished by the seniors! They're coming!"

"Someone shut Hidan's mouth!"

Kisame quickly covered the dirty mouth of the noisy kid.

But it was too late.

"Oh boy… they're headed this way!"

"This is bad…"

All of the awkwardly positioned kids nervously turned to look up to the next floor, and saw two silhouettes. They all expected a harsh scolding or punishment, but instead, they got a warning.

"SSHHHHH! Shut up you guys! Geez, when you try to think of sneaking up, why don't you do it in a SILENT way?" whispered Konan.

"Yeah, you might spoil the fun they're having upstairs!" said Pein.

The other akatsuki members just stared at their leader, with wide eyes and opened mouths.

"Well, since all of you are here…, said their leader, "I guess you might as well come up and see the fun and insanity going on!"

Kisame smiled a shark-like grin. "Hehe… looks like he'll always be our leader, no matter what the situation."