"Hey, move it! I want to see!"
"Ah! Your' butt's too big! I can't see a thing!"
"Move y'all a****, b******!"
The mini akatsuki were all struggling to take a peek in the jounin's quarters upsairs. But after all the effort being done by the tiny kids, only 2 of them could see clearly the events going on inside the room. And to think, it was so unfair for the others, because these two have been standing there even before the others came out of there bedrooms.
"Jeez, leader-sama!" said an annoyed Sasori, with a whispering voice. "As the leader, you need to make sacrifices for your mates!" He then looke at Nagato with annoyed eyes, waiting for a reply.
But he was too busy being entertained by what's going on inside.
The tomato-red haired kid just continued staring quietly at their guardians, doing "some things" inside the room.
Pein's head was almost through the door, but he made sure that no one could see him. Konan could clearly see what's going on, because she was seated on top of her partner.
Hideki though, is not happy at all. He changed positions constantly, trying to find a perfect place where he could get a good view.
But it was impossible, with the two kids in front.
"If I want to see what's happening inside that d*** room, I'll do anything to do so, f******!"
With that, he climbed on top of both Pein and Konan, as if he were climbing a ladder. First, he stepped on Nagato's butt, then struggled to climbb on the blue-haired girl's back. This was followed by some complaints and moans from the two.
But it was good for him, cause he finally got to see something inside the room.
And he saw...
The wild insanity the ninjas were experiencing inside that very chamber.
Hidan obseved quietly from outside, and whenever something happens, he laughs silently, and even slaps Konan's head when doing so. This bothered her a lot.
But he didn't care.
"Hehe... these guys are f****** insane! Hey, hey, hey... look you guys! There's some kind of girl in there!" he said in an excited tone, and due to his excitement, he made some awkward movements.
Though he was enjoying what he was seeing, his 'ladder' was starting to realize hat the gravitational pull of the earth was indeed strong. Their muscles were starting to ache, and despite the cold weather, they started to sweat heavily. Pein's arms started shaking, and this made their human tower wobbly.
"Hideki..," cried Konan, while silently observing the older nins, "Y-y-you are heavy!"
"The h*** I care, b****! As long as I get to see these dumb*****, I'm okay!"
"Oooomff... huff, pant... s***, get off... now..."
"Now way!" said Hidan as he carefully peeked inside the room of the jounins.
While the group was noisily arguing, Kisame, was busy trying to see the events. His curiosity made him very unstable, and he was determined to look through the narrow-opened door.
"How come only you three get to see what's happening?" he asked, as he moved from various places, just to get a good view. "I can't see a single thing!"
Deidara, on the other hand, thought of a great idea. He raised his hand and pointed to the sky, as if he made a lightbulb. Then, the little blonde called out to the other unfortunate Akatsuki, who seemed to be so eager to see everything.
"Hey guys, hmm... Why don't we just do it... Hidan style, yeah?"
Pein, Konan and our lovable Hideki sweatdropped after hearing that.
"Oh... no... huff pant cough!"
"You know what boys... that's not such a great idea..." said the only female in the group.
"Don't you dare follow me or – "
Too late.
The blue boy climbed hi way all on to the top, and he even steppped on a lot of body parts in the process. Sasori, Kakuzu and Itachi followed too, but the little Deidara decided to go under Pein, for climbing the high Akatsuki tower would be such a 'Pein' for him.
"Hehe... stupid people..." he mused as he crawled under his leader. After a few seconds, he managed to see the inside of the room. And he was contented.
Despite his team finally achieving their goal, Pein was not amused. He was currently as red as his tomato- colored hair.
"Oooof! G-g-get o-o-ff! Aaarghh... "
Konan too, was not amused. But she managed to keep her voice in low whispers, as not to disturb the seniors.
"Huffhuffhuff... y-y-you guy a-a-are tooooo he-e-eavy! Ouch! Sameki, that was my BUTT!"
"Sorry..." said a blushing nin.
Hidan was NOT amused.
And you do not want him around when he is NOT amused.
"F***! D*** IT KAKUZU! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY D***! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, B****! I'm SO GOING TO - mfff!"
Kakuzu covered the noisy mouth of his partner, so as not to interrupt and disturb the people inside. But it was unfortunate for them, because they heard it all.
The older nins heard Hidan clearly, but they shrugged it off. And this was rare, because they usually always inspect if something suspicious is happening around them. But who cares anyway? They were all having a good time.
It was very messy inside Iruka's room. Bottles were scattered everywhere, and a lot of beer spilled on the floor. His wall ondiry, and there was a big hole that wasn't supposed to be there. His clothes can be see anywhere, and one of his briefs was hanging from Kakashi's head. Their light fickered noisily, and their wooden door seemed to move frequently, but that didn't even catch the attention of the owner of the room.
Yes, he manages to clean it everyday, trying to make sure that everything is neat and tidy. After all, that's what Iruka is. He is an organized and admired ninja, and the young ones always look up to him, and treat him as their role model.
Unless of course, if it's a Friday night.
His room is currently occupied by five people, all well respected ninjas. One of them is blessed with the First Hokage's abilities, another is the son of Konoha's white fang, the guy next to him was mighty man who can withstand exreme physical pressure, and Iruka was seated near Orochimaru's former student.
All in all, the people inside his room were all skilled and talented fighters.
But tonight...
"KAKASHIIIII! *hic*... PASS ME THE KUNAI *hic*!"
Yamato, the youngest of them, was pointing his wooden finger awkwardly at the kunai in the center of their little circle. He seemed to lose most of his balance, and his body kept on swining back and forth, and uncomfortable for him, because he was seated on the floor. Since he wasn't so used to much alcohol, he was the noisiest in the room.
And that was already an exageration, for Kakashi and all the rest were pretty loud...
"Hoy! Wait up, Yamamamamatooo... *hic*! It'zzzz still my TURN!" said a vary red faced Gai, who was sweating wildly and smiling as if he were flying high up in the sky.
The jumpsuit man jumped high up, and walked clumsily through the messy floors, towards the shiny kunai in the center.
"...*hic*..."
He quickly sat down in the middle, and carelessly swirled the sharp weapon.
"OoooOhhh... I wonder who's *hic* next... YEA!" said Anko, who was currently half naked (but this tie\ime, she's wearing a bra). Her hair was no longer in a ponytail style, and she was swinging a half empty bottle of beer in her hands.
The liquid from her bottle flew everywhere, and splattered on everyone's faces. It even hit the eyes of a not so innocent bystander.
"OW!"
Sasori rubbed his eyes like crazy, and their little Akatsuki tower somehow lost most of its balance.
"AARGH! MY EYES!" complained the redhead.
"Whoa! S-s-someone, hold on to the door!" cried the Uchiha who was awkwardly placed on top of his partner, who was pulling Hidan's hair to keep his balance.
And Hidan did not like this.
"OUCH! LET GO, BLUE B****!"
Despite the complaints of the Jashinist, Sameki held on to his silver hair. Meanwhile, Pein was having a hard time trying to manage his team.
"Hmph! Aaaarghh... Y-YOU GUYS! GET O-OFF NOW! Huff... pant... gasp..."
"WhooaAAAAaaah! K-keep balance, everyone!"
The noise they made increased by the minute, and the seniors inside were starting to become a bit suspicious of them.
"AAAAH!" cried their leader.
He gave up, and let the gravitational pull of the Earth do its job. And this was very bad for the blonde below him.
"Ooooomph!"
Because of this, their human tower leaned forward. Even Konan, who held the door knob, can't stop it from happening.
They all fell into the cold floor of Iruka's room.
"WhoaaaaAH!" they all said, in unison.
CRASH!
"..."
The blue-haired female looked up at her guardians, and realized that they were starting to stare at them. She also noticed the redness of their faces, and wondered why Gai-sensei was smiling like crazy.
"Uh-oh. Guys... I think we have a problem..." she whispered to her teammates.
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