They're all in big trouble now.

The bunch of kids are awkwardly on top of each other, due to the great fall of their tiny tower. Konan lay helplessly as Hidan's heavy butt rested peacefully on her back. For some reason, Kakuzu realized that sharkboy's foot tasted salty. Sasori, Pein and Deidara looked made a human sandwich, with one person on top of the other.

And little Itachi was their little cherry on top. He smiled widely at the jounins, as he crossed his arms and legs. Oh, and he was seated on Deidara's belly.

The jounins, stared at them as if they were dead people (well, they are all supposed to be dead), but not a word escaped from their mouths.

"Uh-oh..." thought Pein.

"We're in big trouble, yeah!"

"This is going to be bad..."

"WHERE DID THEY GET THE MONEY TO BUY ALL THIS BEER?"

Silent complaints were made inside the thoughts of the kids, and they were waiting for some kind of punishment. After all, peeping in other people's rooms are unallowed.

But instead of a punishment, they recieved –

"HAH! Looook at them! The Akatsooooki has RISEN FROM THE DEAD!" cried Gai. He pointed at them harshly, then smiled with all his might.

But what he just said nearly gave Pein a heart attack.

And he went a bit crazy and mad.

"Oh we are so dead if Tsunade find's out about this we're never going to get our powers back oh WHAT SHOULD WE DO we are all going to die this is so bad OMG i'm never going to get my rinnegan back this is unreal we could die quickly because DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PAINFUL TSUNADE COULD PUNCH?"

"Sshhh... relax, leader-sama..." said Itachi as he placed his hand on Pein's shoulder. The poor boy stopped messing his hair up and tried to calm down a little.

Never in his life did Pein lose his cool... but why did he break the record so easily this time?

Maybe... maybe we must NEVER underestimate the power punch of the lady hokage.

The little Uchiha gave a reassuring smile to his leader. "Just look at them. Do you think that they're actually serious right now?"

All the Akatsuki members stared as Kakashi grabbed one of Iruka's briefs and danced, waving it around like it were some kind of flag.

Akatsuki: (o_0)

After seeing the scene, the redhead brethed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, you kids... *hic* yeah, you over there!"

They all faced a sweating Anko, who smiled evilly at them.

"Since you guys *hic* got nothin' much to do... *hic* Why not come and join us?" she asked with a very persuasive tone.

"Oh no no no no no..." said Pein. "Sorry madam, but we, the Aka... the young genins of Konoha, are not allowed to join beer partie with – "

"H*** YEAH, WE ARE F****** JOINING YOU B******!"

Hideki ran towards their circle, grabbed a bottle of beer and started drinking it like crazy.

"Hmm... there's nothing fun to do anyway..." said the kid of the red sand.

"I'm so with you Hidan! Itachi, come with me!" Kisame then grabbed the hand of Itachi, and ran towards the big circle of drunk ninjas.

And after that, pretty much everyone else followed them, except of course for their cute little leader.

"Seriously guys! You are threatening the great reputation of being an Akatsu... being a Konoha genin – "

"Oh, for goodness sake, Nagato," said Konan. She looked at her partner with childish eyes. "Just look at the elder jounin ripping up their own reputation. Don't be such a killjoy, coward. Admit it, you want to join in too."

The leader quickly changed his seriousness into a wild, hungry-for-fun emotion. He quickly sat down next to Iruka and grabbed his own bottle of beer.

"So...," he said, with a wide and evil grin, "What are we doing tonight?"

"It's TRUTH OR DARE, YEAH!" screamed Yamato. The bottle he once was holding flew up in the air and crash landed on Iruka's floor.

"Hehehe... this is going to be goood..." said Hidan.

Iruka, in a drunk state, started to explain the rules of the game.

"A person firrst starts to *hic* ... swirl the sharp and deaaaadly kunai in the middle, and *hic* whoever get's pointed by the kunai wooooouuuuuld have to either do a *hic* truth or a dare... HIC!"

"Alright, let's start, hmm!" cried Deidara. He stood up and stared hard at the seniors, who were currently very red in the face and wet with beer.

"Something's not right, un..."

He then thought of an idea.

"Aha!"

He pointed to Kakashi, then to the rest of the adults.

"Hehehe... you must first henge into kids! That way, it'll be a fair game, for all of us, YEAH!"

"That's a good idea, Dai-chan!" cried Sameki.

With that, there were several poofs of smoke.

POOFPOOFPOOFPOOFPOOF!

The akatsuki members coughed a few times, and tried to clear the smoke by waving their tiny hands. After a few minutes, the smoked cleared.

And there they were.

Konoha's White Fang's Son (oooh... long nickname) sat calmly and looked at his hands as if it had mouths. His clothes seemed to be too big to fit him, and the mask that he's wearing somehow loosened up. His hair is still as silver as ever, and his eyes got a bit bigger, but had the same lazy expression (but this time, it was a bit filled with excitement). All in all, he looked like puppy in oversized clothes.

The wood-using nin was no less than his senior. He too, was so small for his green pyjamas, and he fiddled with his long sleeves. His eyes were no longer as scary as they were before, because this time they were big and cute eyes, and he had the face of an angel. But looks are decieving, because this kawaii little angel went all hyper and ran around the room like a chased rat.

Might Gai was... somehow cuter when he was young. His face is somehow similar to Lee's, and his hair is still shaped like half a coconut's shell. But unlike Lee, he had normal eyes, yet it's filled with the same kind of energetic aura. The kid's oversized clothes bothered him while he was munching on a biscuit, which made him look like a li'l hamster.

The ninja teacher too, looked adorable as a li'l kid. He still had that same kind of scar on his face, but this time, his ponytail looked a bit tinier than normal. His eyes looked bigger and sweet, and it matches perfectly with his smile... but his smile was a bit crooked due to excessive amounts of alcohol. Nonetheless, he looked like someone you can't resist to hug.

Even Orochimaru's student looked adorable when she was young. Her hair grew a bit short, and her face was redder than normal. Her eyes really got big, and she made a cute pout while staring up to the akatsuki members. She blushed a lot too, because her bra was now very loose. No one could have guessed that this was the little girl who followed the snake sannin's footsteps.

Hidan looked at Anko, wide-eyed.

"S***, she's f****** cute like that!" he thought.

Deidara was now contented with the situation, and he silently praised himself.

"YOSH!" cried Gai in his now-chibi form. "LET'S *hic* GET THIS WILD GAME *hic* STARTED!"

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It's a few of my drawings... that is, to help you visualize the story X)

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