Hidan: "Bum... bum... bum..."

Kisame slowly plucked the guitar strings, smiled a shark smile... then...

"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!"

Hidan: (C-A-M- uh... S-O-N-Zeeh SONG! C-A-M-P.. hauur hauur... SONG!")

"And if you dont think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along..."

Hidan: (C-I-... augh! C-I-... R-E- argh! S-O-... SONG! Sing.. erhhh... along SONG!)

"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG, Hidan!

"SONG! ... C-M-P-F-R... F***!"

"Itachi!"

"..."

"Good!"

"It'll help... it'll heeeelp, if you just sing aloooooong... OH YEAH!"

Kisame then placed his broken guitar on the floor, and grabbed a bottle of beer for himself. The others had a good time as they sang along to his song... except maybe, someone who can't spell "Campfire song".

"C-A-... M-P... F-Y... F****** S***! I can't get *hic* the d*** song right!"

"Practice makes perfect," said Itachi.

"Dont't you DARE tell me what to do, b****! I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN F****** LIFE! NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!... "

Hidan became louder by the minute. They couldn't quite tell if it was because of the beer or he was just being his old self. But either way, his face was getting redder.

"... F*** you! I CAN sing the D*** song without practice or anything!..."

KNOCK KNOCK!

Everyone stopped doing what they're doing, and turned towards the door.

"I'll get THAT *hic*!"

Iruka tried to stand up, but then fell and banged his head on the floor. He then did a second attempt, but failed miserably.

The kid, red-faced and wet all over, glanced up at Itachi with pleading eyes and a crooked smile.

"Help, please... *hic*!"

"Tch...," said the Uchiha. "That's what happens when you get too drunk."

The raven-haired boy walked towards the door, and opened it for Konan to enter.

"Hi guys! How're ya'll doing?"

She entered with a big grin on her face, and sat peacefully next to Pein.

Silence then filled the room.

"Ano... Konan-chan..."

"Yes, Deidara?"

"Where's Danna?"

"..."

Konan's cheerful face then changed into shock. "Oh right! Good thing you reminded my. I'll go get him!"

She ran outside, leaving the drunk people curious of what happened to Sasori. They heard Konan's struggling noises from outside the room, but nothing was heard from Sasori. What happened to the kid, anyway?

"Hehehe... *hic*... I wonder if that redhead did the dare with ease...," said Kisame. "After all, he seemed relieved when he heard it."

"Ha, a guy like Danna can take an impossible dare anytime, yeah! He's that awesome!"

Deidara then smiled widely, blushed a bit, then took a few sips of beer. Sure, he hated his danna in so many ways, but sometimes he's just happy to have a really strong partner to argue with when it comes to art. He also loves the way Sasori easily gets annoyed, which makes him a lot more fun to be with.

The others just stared creepily at Deidara.

"He... he likes his partner... doesn't he?"

Hidan then turned to Kakuzu with a big grin. "He doesn't like his *hic* partner... he LOOOVES him, *hic*!"

The blonde then snapped back to reality.

"Oh... OOOOY! I SO do NOT LOVE my partner, YEAH! He's annoying, stupid, a b****, a jerk, a bastard, and anything bad you could even think of!" said Deidara, in an angry tone.

"Hehe.. *hic*! Deniiiiiaaaaal...," said Kakashi.

Everyone now gave Deidara much pressure. They were all giving him suspicious smiles.

"Huh... HEY! It's true, hmm! I HATE him!"

"Who hates who?"

The people in the room faced away from Dai-chan and looked at Konan, who was now standing near the door. She was carrying a very pale-white, stunned and traumatized Sasori. And, he had a few bruises and scratches all over his body.

"What happened to Danna!" shouted the blonde. He gave him a worried look, and ran towards the white Sasori.

"Ooooooh... He's worried for him..." said Anko. "Looks like he really does love him."

All of them looked at Deidara with dark grins, and chorused an "Oooooooooh...!"

"I DO NOT LOVE HIM! I HATE DANNA!"

Chibi Gai snickered. "The more you hate, the more you love..."

Even Leader-sama and Itachi-kun gave out a few chuckles.

"Oooooooooooh...!"

"SHUT UP!"

"C'mon guys, leave him be," said Konan. "We need to revive Sasori so that we could go on with our game."

"Let Deidara give him CPR!" cried Kisame.

Konan shot him an angry look. Then he looked at Pein, with a playful grin. "I was thinking that maybe beer could revive him fast. After all, he isn't used to it, right? I want to see how his body would react to alcoholic beverage..."

That gave everyone bright faces.

"That's a good idea, Konan-chan! Someone, give me a bottle of beer!"

Hidan threw one to his leader, who caught it with ease. The blue-haired female positioned Sasori, and placed his head on her lap.

The kid was like a sheet of paper. He was so white and blank, even his clothes are traumatized.

"Alright, in it goes..."

Pein forced the liquid into Sasori, who drank it anyway. After a few sips, his eyes flew wide open, and color started to fill both him and his clothes.

Oh, and his face began to show a 'drunk lee' look.

The duo continued their antics, and the others waited for something to happen.

And after a few seconds, something DID happen.

He squiggled around like a baby mosquito, and sat up straight with eyes wide open. His face started to redden, and he started to sweat...

The drunk redhead stared at Deidara in awe. Then...

"OMG! YOU HAVE A FACE!"

That made everyone in the room giggle.

"Man, Pinocchio *hic* really is weak!" laughed Hidan.

"Ooooh... his grandma is way stronger than him... bet she could last a few beers more..."

The unsuspecting Kakashi nearly fell of his stool when he hardly noticed the puppet boy come near to him, face to face.

"YOU KNOW MY GRANDMA?"

Kakashi nearly got a heart attack. "Uh... yeeeeess – "

"OMG! EVERYONE, HE KNOWS MY GRANDMA!"

Akatsuki: (0_o)

"Hehe... suddenly, I got an urge to record this..."

"Konan-chan, give me the video cam!" said Iruka.

She threw it to her dad, who quickly recorded Sasori's current status.

Due to alcohol, even the jounins have no idea of what was going on and what they were doing.

"Okay there, Sasori-chan...," said Hidan. "Roll over and be a d*** gooood boy... *hic*!"

Sasori smiled crookedly, and rolled over like a crazy dog.

"SASORI IS A GOOD BOY!"

"Oooooooooooooooh..."

Kisame then laughed like crazy. "Hah! Hey, Sasori-chan, why don't you spin that kunai in the middle? It's your turn now!"

The redhead nodded, and ran (like a dog) towards the kunai. He then spinned in with all his might.

"Hmm... danna's weird when he's drunk...," thought the bomb-user.

All the people in the room stared awkwardly at the kunai in the middle, wishing it wouldn't point to themselves. After all, no one wants to recieve a dare from a drunk Sasori.

"Point to Kakuzu! Point to Kakuzu!"

"Not me... please not me..."

"Hn"

Finally, it stopped in front of...

Him.

"Oooooooh... alright! Sasori, be a good boy and ask him if he'd want a truth or a dare," said Konan, with a playful grin on her face.

"YES KONAN-CHAN!" cried Pinocchio. He suddenly has become unbelievably loud, and ultra-cute. Oh, and he also has become a good boy... and this somehow annoyed Deidara a lot.

"HEY! YOU THERE WITH A DOZEN PIERCINGS! TRUTH OR DARE?"

Pein smirked, and then popped a vein.

"I choose tru –"

"DARE!" chorused the kids.

"FINE! Jeez, might as well change the name of this game to dare or dare..." he mumbled with disgust. "Alright Saso-chan, I half-heartedly pick dare."

"OKAY!... WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT?"

Everyone collapsed to the ground.

"Wha? Just... JUST THINK OF A GOOD DARE FOR HIM, B****!"

"OH...OKAY!"

The drunk kid sat down and thought hard.

"Boy, leader-sama is SO unlucky...," thought Itachi.

"AH! I KNOW!"

"Okay, so what's my dare, Pinocchio?"

"I DARE YOU TO SING THE ALPHABET!"

The kids all collapsed for a second time.

"Think of a better dare, stupid!" cried Anko.

Pein just smiled. "Oh well, that's that. Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I'll just have to sing the alpha-"

"OH! I THOUGHT OF A BETTER DARE!"

"Really, Saso-chan? What is it?" asked the eager Iruka. This disappoints the leader.

"LEADER-SAMA! I DARE YOU TO SHOW US YOUR EYES!"

"..."

The kids in the room all turned to Nagato and eyed him suspiciously.

After all, no one has ever seen Pein's eyes without the Rinnegan.

I wonder... what does he look like?