"Ooooooh, that's a good dare, Saso-chan... *hic*!," said a drunk Hidan. He was currently staring at the very red Pein.
"Why blush, leader-sama... *hic*! COME ON, LIFT THOSE BANGS! We wanna *hic* see!"
Their leader stared angrily at the blue shark boy, but Kisame wasn't intimidated one bit. In fact, he was all eyes and ears to what Nagato would show them.
Iruka was starting to get a bit impatient. "Hurry up *hic*!"
Since he was forced to do so, and it was part of the rules of the game, Pein had to do the dare, no matter what.
"Okay, fine. I'll show you guys what they're like!" he shouted.
That caught everyone's attention. Sasori stopped drinking beer like a baby drinking milk from his bottle, and even the Uchiha seemed so focused on him.
"This is going to be SO embarrassing..." he thought.
And so, he forcibly let his hand lift his bangs, for everyone in the room to see what his eyes look like.
"Here, happy now?" he asked in a rather squeaky voice.
And they all stared in awe, in shock.
There was a pause after they looked deep into Pein's eyes.
"Whoa, didn't know you look like that, leader-sama! If you cut your bangs and walk around the village, I'm sure that you'll be treated like a little girl..." said Kakuzu. He wasn't drinking much, and somehow still is the smart guy he always was.
But his partner was WAY different than him.
"HAH, *hic*! You have GAY EYES, b****!"
"Says the guy who's eyes are purple-pinkish..."
The silver-haired kid turned to his partner. "SHUT UP!"
The Akatsuki leader was still blushing madly, and he had his head bowed down in front of everyone. His sweat fell down his face uncontrollably.
"THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, PEIN-CHAN! YOU'RE ACTUALLY A CUTE GIRL! EVEN CUTER THAN DEIDARA-CHAN AND KONAN-CHAN!"
The blonde and the blue-haired popped a vein, and suddenly goy enveloped by an intimidating aura. Meanwhile, Pein sweatdropped, and blushed even more because of what the redhead said.
"Cuter than an actual girl, huh?" asked Konan. And Deidara seemed to be on her side. "How dare you, danna... HMM..."
And everyone enjoyed the scene of a poor little redhead being beaten up by two girls... (one of them being a girly-like dude)
"DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?"
Saso-chan was tied up and placed waaaaay there on the far corner of Iruka's room. He started to cry cutely, like an innocent toddler being blamed for breaking a crayon.
"I DID NOTHING WRONG, RIGHT?"
"OKAY! Come on, Nagato! Just spin the kunai and get this over with!" said Konan.
She seems to be very annoyed, and she ignores every single thing that Saso-chan would cry out from the back.
Pein was starting to get intimidated by her.
"She really is upset..."
"I was just told that a guy is actually CUTER than me..." thought the kunoichi. "I'm losing my lady-like charm. I have to do something quick or I'll-"
"I'll spin the kunai NOW!"
Their leader crawled towards the center of their little circle, and spinned the sharp weapon. Everyone got tense again.
Whirrrrrr...
"POINT TO KAKUZU! POINT TO KAKUZU! POINT TO KAKUZU!"
"Please... not me... skip me.., hmm!"
"Oooh... I'm actually sitting on the... on the floor? HIC!"
"YOUTH! YOUTH! YOUTH! HIC!"
"WAIT FOR ME! I WANT TO JOIN IN TOO!"
"Shut up, yeah! You're annoying my ears..." said Deidara. He looked sternly at his partner who started sniffling. His tears were big, and he looked really red, like a giant tomato.
"S***, it''s so hard to believe that it's really Danna..."
Finally, after a few turns, it started to slow down.
"KAKUZU! KAKUZU! KAKUZU!"
And finally, it faced a certain ninja.
"S***! IT NEVER POINTS TO *HIC* KAKUZUUUUU!"
"Just give it up, moron."
All the ninjas just looked at the chosen person. He seemed to be sleeping like a kitty on Anko's lap, and he's even making loud purrs.
"Oi, neko-chan, it's your turn!" cried Iruka.
They just stared at the kid. He didn't move an inch, and showed no signs of waking up.
Then, Orochimaru's former student thought of a plan. "Hey Blondie, pass me that bottle!"
"Why, hmm?"
"Just do it..."
So Deidara reached for the beer case, and grabbed one of the alcohol beverages. He tossed it over to Anko, who caught it with ease. Then, like what Pein and Konan did to Sasori, she inserted the mouth of the bottle into the mouth of the sleeping ninja. After a few gulps, his eyes were wide open.
And he's now as hyperactive as he was last time.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" he shouted.
The ninjas in the room started smiling. Ooooh, a good and difficult dare would be perfect for this person.
"Come on, tomato-head! Give him his dare!" cried Gai-sensei.
Nagato closed his eyes for a while, and thought hard for a moment...
"Hmm, what would be a good dare for an absolutely drunk wood-user... Aha! I got it!"
With all the excitement, Pein opened his eyes, and all the embarrassment he felt a while ago disappeared. This dare is nothing compared to what he'll be sayin to Yamato-taichou. The victim just looked at him with a drunk face, making weird sounds of hiccups every second.
Yamato was already very drunk, to the point that he doesn't even know what he's doing.
But Pein just brushed off that fact. Besides, it was better if he was in this state.
"I dare you, Yamato-kun, to SPY ON SAKURA-NEE RIGHT NOW!"
The people inside made a few giggles, and Konan looked at his partner with proud eyes.
"Oh, that dare was perfect..." she thought.
"Hichichichichic... ALRGIHT hic WHEEEEN DO I hic STAAAART hic...?" asked Yamato. He was currently trying his best to stand up straight, but still needed some help in doing so. His sense of balance was left him when he took his first bottle.
Kakashi just grinned at the kid. "Oh, you could start *hic* now, Yamato..."
Most of them gave Yamato an evil smile...
"Hey... Kakashi... hey, hey,hey... Kakashi... hey... hey... Kaka - ... WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO ME, B****!"
The lightning ninja turned around, and faced Hidan whose face looked no less than Yamato.
"Why don't you hic bring that hic d***** video camera hic of that guy over there...? I'm sure you'll want to... hic."
Yamato continued trying to stand up, unaware of wha's going to happen. Kakashi just gazed at the troubled little kid, then made an evil grin.
"Sure, I'll get tape the scene for you."
"Oy... Kakashi... Kakashi-sempai! OY KAKASHI-SEMPAI! OOOOYY... OY OY OY OY OY OY – "
"What is it, Tenzou?" asked Kakashi, with slight annoyance mixed in with his voice.
"...OY OY OY OY OY... hic! Oh, Hi Kakashi-sempai!..."
"Sigh..."
The pair jumped across a few trees, and they were both on there way to Sakura's house. They flew past a lot of gigantic angiosperms, scaring tiny animals on the process.
When they left, the other kids were left in the house playing "guessing game". Yet no these two had no idea of what was going on back there right now...
"IT'S BROWN!" screamed the silver-haired nin.
Sasori smiled brightly from waaay back in the corner. "IS IT A PUPPY DOG?"
"NO, B****! IT HAS BARK!"
This time, it waas Kisame who smiled brightly. "OH! Oh! I know, a BIG, not-cute dog!"
"ARGH! YOU GUYS ARE SUCH *hic* DUMB******!"
Kakuzu turned to Hidan. "I think I have a clue of what you're thinking of, moron..."
"SHUT UP! I'M NOT LETTING YOU GUESS, HIC!"
"...sigh..."
The drunk people looked serious, trying to find out what the Jashinist was thinking about.
"Hmm... AHA! You're thinking of a *hic* wooden boat OF YOUUUUUUUTH!"
Hidan looked at him with unbelieving eyes. "NO! That's too f****** far out!"
"Ah! I know!" shouted a drunk Anko.
"What is it, b****?"
"Yamato-taichou... hic!"
Kakuzu looked to face the purple-haired ninja. "Hmph. Close enough."
"We're here, Tenzou. Are you ready?" asked Kakashi. But he wasn't worried at all for his partner. His focus was on Sakura, who was starting to undress. The pink-haired kunoichi was getting ready to take a bath.
What an unlucky thing for Yamato.
But this was a good opportunity for Kakashi-sempai.
"Okay! The camera's ready! Go Tenzou!" he shouted. His excitement was building up inside of him.
"OOOKAAY... IN I GO...!"
The wood ninja then jumped silently near to the window of her house. Once he landed on the roof, he crawled into the window.
"Alright! It's finally going to start!" whispered Yamato. He zoomed in the lens, and hit the button of the video camera that says 'record'.
Sorry if there's no specification of what Pein's eyes look like. I don't plan on giving it away now, maybe on the later chapters... XD
Toodles!