Disclaimer: I do not own any single flipping thing.

Author's Note: Well, I thought about it, and Rin was the only one who was actually requested. The others(Which were only Len, Kaito, and Gakupo) were simply just suggested. Nyaha.

Chapter 2

Rin Kagamine was laying on the rather long couch, half-asleep. Len had woken her up early, and she did not approve of it. Kaito almost always woken up around whatever ungodly time Rin woke up, and he walks around the house in only his scarf. It was not a pleasant sight. Rin sighed, draping an arm over her eyes to block out the light from the ceiling.

"Rin, the camera's on. Start talking." The cameraman, who was Miku Hatsune, pointed out to her, throwing a paper airplane at Rin. Rin caught it, crumpled it in her fist, and then opened it.

"Eh...this is just like the stuff you talked about a few days ago...only that it's my version. Other stuff like pairings...oh, and Miku, you forgot about Miku x Haku, Miku x Dell, and Miku x Neru and a bunch of other pairings, stupid. And how could you forget Miku x Mikuo? I won't forget Rin x Lenka or Rin x Rinta. Maybe it's because your IQ is as low as an eight-year-old. And you forgot to mention that you were portrayed as a Yandere, and you forgot to mention how you are in songs, and-" At that moment, Miku threw a vase at Rin, who somehow dodged it. The vase shattered to pieces beside Rin, and Rin just chuckled.

"Shut up!" Miku shrieked at Rin, and the younger girl yawned.

"Whatever...let's just get this thing over with. Alright...I just want to do the pairings first. But it will be a hell load of work. Crap," Rin muttered.

"Hurry up," Miku told Rin and Rin groaned, falling backwards.

"CRRRRAAAAAAAAP!" Rin shouted, and banging was heard.

"Hey! Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!" A rather deep voice shouted, and the door opened, revealing Lin Haine in a pair of black shorts and a shirt. "What the hell are you doing so early? Go back to freaking bed already!" Lin shouted at Rin, and then stomped away. Rin chuckled.

"That's the reason why I don't want to be paired with her. So, next is Kaito. Same reason as Miku's reason. He's stupid. Then Len. He's...okay. A little annoying sometimes, but I blame Kaito for rubbing off his stupidity on him. And Miku. Absolutely no way in hell. She's too annoying." Rin said, and then a leek was thrown at her. Rin dodged it, and then regained her composure.

"I'm not annoying!" Miku shrieked, and Rin waved it off.

"Whatever. And no, I will not be paired with Luka or Meiko. Or even both of them. No way in hell am I doing a threesome. I even saw this picture where Meiko and Luka squished my head in between their boobs and I was grabbing Meiko's bikini string and the string on Luka's bikini bottom. Whatever that's called. That's gross. I don't like being paired up with genderbends like Mikuo, Kaiko-that's Kaito's sister, by the way, and she loves ice cream too- and Lenka and Rinta, Kei." Rin glared at the rather short girl sitting a few feet away from her, and Miku turned the camera to the girl called "Kei" by Rin. It was the same girl from Miku's session a few...days ago? Weeks? Whatever.

The girl quickly became flustered. "J-Just pretend that my name is Kei, okay?" she said quickly to the camera, flailing her arms. Rin threw a pillow at her.

"Yeah yeah, now get out of here." she said, and the girl ran away, tripping before falling flat on her face and getting up to run away again. Rin sighed. "So much stupidity...anyways, I disapprove of every single pairing I'm in. That's it. Bottom line. No questions asked. Next is story personality crap." Rin took a deep breath.

"I am not a psychotic bipolar freak, and I'm not some cute loli uke. I'm not shy, I'm not weak, and I am definately not psychotic." Rin scratched her head and picked up the piece of paper on the table with her free hand. "Oh yeah...hentai pictures of me. I think I found one the other day on Konachan. I need to check it out again later. And..." A blue laptop is suddenly on Rin's lap as the girl puts her feet on the table. "I just Googled 'kagamine rin hentai', and what I got is not very pleasing to me. Hm...wait, why the hell am I sucking some dude's balls?" Miku bursted laughing, the camera shaking furiously. "Hey! Miku! You're in the picture too!" Miku immediantly became silent.

"Ugh...all of this is disgusting...Yeah, and I'm on the bed, almost completely nude, save for my shirt, covered in some white stuff, with Miku beside me, holding my hand, equally naked. Gross. And in one picture, I'm squating down with my shorts to my knees. Even more gross. And...believe it or not, they actually drew a picture of me...staring at Luka's boobs. Ugh, who drew all of this anyways? ...Oh! And there's the same picture of you, Miku! Only...it's me..." Rin's voice faded away.

"What? What picture?" Miku questioned, and Rin got up. She put the laptop on the table, and then started pelvic thrusting to show Miku what it is. "Ohhhh...yeah. Like, what the hell?" Rin shrugged, and sat back down with the laptop on her lap.

"Let's see what else is on this..." Rin scrolled down the page. "...Mom? What the hell? Why is she in this picture?"

"EWWWWWW! YOUR MOM'S F***ING YOU?" Miku shreiked, and Rin looked at her as if saying, "Are you crazy?"

"NO, YOU IDIOT! It's just an innocent mother-daughter picture. She's just holding me while I sleep, that's all. But the expression on her face is weird..." Rin stared at the laptop screen before continuing to scroll through pictures. "And...am I masturbating in this?" Rin's face held many expressions, then she returned to normal. "Whatever. I just went throught two pages, and nothing seems too dirty...scratch that, there's this little comic where me and you are kissing, and my fingers are inside of your-"

"THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP TALKING ABOUT THE HENTAI PICTURES!" Miku screamed at her, and Rin closed the laptop.

"Sure. Now...songs. Well, Daughter of Evil was fun, but Message of Regret made me seem like I was emo or something like that. And I even sang some song called 'Emo Love'! What the hell! ...Whatever. I'll just forget about it. Then there's A 13-Year-Old Killer, which was kinda fun but I think I died at the end. Paper Planes was pretty sad, and Adolescence was fun. Magnet was not pretty for me at all. Always and Forever was a pretty nice song. Gumi's really cool, and our voices were pretty awesome in that song. But someone went a little too fangirly over there," Rin pointed at Kei, who was grinning widely and listening to a song on her laptop, which would possibly be 'Always and Forever'. "...And I'm too lazy to talk about the rest."

"So...I think I'm done. My brain is too fried to remember anything. Whatever." Rin stared at Len behind the camera, holding up a sign saying that she needs to finish it off with one statement. "...Gah, fine. I'll even scream it." Rin pulled out a yellow megaphone that she used in her 'Love Is War', and then pulled the trigger.

"I AM NOT A FREAKIN' LOLI!" she shrieked, and the windows nearby shattered to pieces by the loud soundwave. Yells of displeasure rang from the other rooms in the building as everybody else was still asleep.

"Alright, good-bye idiots! I'm going back to bed!" Rin sang, skipping back to her room and then slamming the door.

Miku walked to the laptop placed on the table and then scrolled through the pictures, making faces as she did so. "This is nasty, Len-kun." She said, and Len walked over to the laptop also.

"What's on it-" Before Len could finish his sentence, Miku punched Len in the face, sending him flying to the wall.

"Don't look!" Miku shut the laptop and then ran away with it, leaving Len unconsious on the floor.

Kaito came in, looking for something, then he spotted Len. "Ah. Len-kun, have you seen my laptop?" Kaito pokes the younger boy as he wonders why he has no reaction. Kaito thinks, and then smirks evilly. He walks to the camera and shuts it off.

Author's Note: Hinting about Len x Kaito at the end. Lawl. Alright, believe it or not, I actually looked up Kagamine Rin hentai so it could help with the rant. What I saw was traumatizing. Oh, and if you're wondering what happened to me before Rin screamed, I disappeared because I'm awesome.

...Lawl, just kidding. I left to eat a sammich. :3