Disclaimer: I don't own Vocaloid, but I do own a Miku Hatsune plushie with a little leek. :3

Author's Note: Five votes for Len. Three votes for Luka. Two votes for Gumi. Two votes for Neru. One vote for Kaito. One vote for Gakupo. One vote for Lin.

I think you all know who's next. And thank you so much for the reviews! This is so fun for me to write. But also very traumatizing. O_O;;

Chapter 3

Len Kagamine stumbled into the room, his butt and head aching terribly. "Ugh...Luka-nee, what happened yesterday?" He asks Luka, who was behind the camera.

"For your headache, Miku punched you to the wall. For your...behind, Kaito...erm, well...I don't think you should know." Luka answers, pressing a button on a remote and turning off the hidden camera in the room.

"Oh...okay then..." Len flopped down on the leather couch, snuggling in it. "It's so soft..." He muttered, muffled by the couch.

"Len-kun, you should start right now if you want to get done in about...ten minutes, I belive." Luka suggested, and Len lazily sat up.

"Fine..." He picked up the stack of papers, not like the single papers Miku and Rin had before, and then started scanning them. "Yaoi between me and Kaito...and Gakupo...and even both...and Mikuo...Dell...and I keep dying in the songs...the shota personality...Yandere personality...dying even more- okay, this is total bull crap." Len dropped the papers on the glass table and slouched in his chair, rubbing his head.

"You seem to die in ninety percent of the songs you're in, Len-kun. Does Alluring Secret, Black Vow count too?" Luka asked, and Len shrugged.

"Maybe, maybe not. Hey, we should ask the readers if it counts." Len suggested and Luka nodded. After that, Rin and Miku walked into the room, plopping down on the couch with Len. Len sat there staring at them before asking, "What?"

"Kei said that whoever has ranted before needs to stay in the room along with the new ranter because when you look up stuff about yourself, you find pictures of everybody else. It's cool if we stay in here, right?" Rin casually said while slouching and eating an orange slice. Miku nodded, facing Len.

"Yeah Len. When Kei was researching stuff about you, she found more hentai pictures of Rin. She told me what it was, but I forgot." Miku explained, chewing her leek. "Banana?" She handed Len his favorite fruit, and Len slowly took it, watching Miku as he did so.

"Okay then..." Len slowly peeled the banana, staring at Miku with unsure eyes. He put the banana in his mouth ready to bite it, but then the tip of the banana shot out water into Len's mouth, sending the banana lover flying backwards in shock.

Rin and Miku bursted out laughing, and Kei walked in the room, also laughing. "Nice one!" Rin said to Kei, and Kei stood proudly.

"Not funny!" Len shouted at the three girls, and then he sat back in his chair. Kei petted his head.

"It was so damn funny, Len." She stated, and then walked away, laughing.

"Erm...Len-kun, you should probably finish the rant now." Luka spoke up, and Len snapped her attention to her.

"Oh, okay then...I stole Kaito-nii's laptop, so we should look up the hentai right now." Len turned on the blue laptop, and then he used Google images to find hentai of himself. "Um...what's thi- OH MY GOD, THAT IS DISGUSTING!" He shouts, closing the laptop and throwing it on the table.

Rn laughs, pointing at Len. "Found some Yaoi there, little bro? Or even some selfcest?" She laughs some more as Len curls up in a little ball.

"Both..." Len mutters, a sad and dark aura appearing around him. Miku picks up the laptop and opens it, then laughs at the picture she sees.

"Rin! Look at it! Neko Len and regular Len Yaoi! Haha!" Miku hands Rin the laptop, and Rin also laughs. She clicks the back button and her eyes widen at a certain picture. "...What?" Miku questions, and Rin stifles more laughs.

"M-Miku...look at it..." Rin tries to conceal her laughing, which she barely succeeds at. Miku looks at the laptop and she gags in disgust.

"Me and me Yuri?! That's freaking insane!" Miku makes more faces as Rin laughs at both Miku and Len. Luka is starting to get annoyed by this, so she walks over to Miku, Rin, and Len with a whip. She cracks the whip at all three "children" before going back behind the camera on the tripod. All three Vocaloids cry out in pain as the stinging sensation of Luka's whip arises.

"Hurry up and finish the rant!" Luka yells, and Rin replies.

"But we're finding selfcest pictures of ussss..." She whines, and earns a death glare from Luka. "...I'll be quiet." Rin mumbles and sits back down on the couch.

"I hate how I always die in the songs! Why do I always die?! Does Crypton hate me or something?! Yanderenka, Servant of Evil, Prisoner, and tons and tons of others!" Len exclaimed, flailing his arms around. "And what's with the KaiLen?! And also...I'M NOT A SHOTA! QUIT DRAWING HENTAI OF ME WITH BANANAS! AND STOP WITH WITH THE BANANA SPLIT JOKES! IT'S NOT FUNNY! No banana split jokes anymore, THANK YOU. I hate being paired up with Kaito, okay? Not only is he an idiot, but he's also a FREAKING PEDOPHILE!"

Kei covers up her ears. "Len, stop shouting so much. I don't like loud noises." Rin, Miku, and Len jumped at the sound of Kei's voice.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE SO SUDDENLY? WE CLOSED THE DOOR AND IT'S SERIOUSLY LOUD WHEN YOU OPEN OR CLOSE IT!" Miku shrieked, and Kei waved her arm at Miku.

"Don't yell. I don't like it when people yell at me. And I can make loud things silent. And right now, I could do whatever I want with you. This is your punishment for yelling." Kei typed something on her laptop, and Miku punched herself in the face. "Hurts, doesn't it?" Kei chuckles darkly, hitting a single key over and over for Miku to punch herself in the face. Rin simply stares at Miku, not even trying at all to help her. Len just sits silently, whistling a tune. Luka also does nothing for some reason.

"Ow - Quit - Hurting - ME!" Miku yells in between punches, and Kei stops typing.

"Alright, whatever you want. Continue Len. But do it quietly or else I'll make you do something far more worse. I'll give you a hint. It involves 'bananas' and BaKaito." Kei grins evilly, and Len swallows hard.

"O-Okay...I don't like how there are pedophiles drawing pictures of me sucking their dicks. And why am I a yandere? That makes no sense whatsoever. And the fangirls are so loud and troublesome...and the Yaoi fangirls too. I hate them all. Why don't I have sane fangirls? Those are the only ones I like. They can maintain their cool. I'm not saying this to be rude, but..." Len slams his hands on the glass table, shattering it to pieces. "WILL ALL OF YOU FANGIRLS JUST SHUT UP?!"

"...You're gonna have to pay for that table, you know." Kei tells Len, but the so called shota shrugged it off.

"Whatever...I hate everything that gives me more fangirls. That's it. Bottom line. Now I'm gonna go eat some banana pancakes." Len stands up and steps out of the studio, leaving Miku, Rin, Luka, and Kei alone.

"...Hey Miku, did you like how Len just bursted out like that?" Rin laughs. Miku nods happily.

"Yeah! He was just like," Miku stands up and lowers her voice to imitates Len's. "Like this: 'WILL ALL OF YOU FANGIRLS JUST SHUT UP?!' Heheh."

"Let's just go. I want to sleep." Luka walks away from the two girls, and RIn stands up.

"Well, I'm gonna take the camera and go to bed." Rin walks over to the camera and turns it off.

Author's Note: TEN(Forty counting half hour to post on FanFiction) MINUTES PAST MY DEADLINE. GAH. I FAIL.

And I need to make a rule or something because this is so confusing.

1) Only request ONE PERSON for a rant. It's too confusing if you send in multiple people.

"...That's the only rule?' you might think. Yeah, it is. Now, goodbye. I will come back with another rant next week. Thank you everybody, and keep sending in requests please!