Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Oh, just a note, that star gate reference from that last chapter is not the same as SG-1. It's an extra dimensional portal that Dante had used to get to Potterverse. Plus, there will be other cameos or references to other characters, some with canon pairings, others, with my own, favorite pairings. You have been warned. Oh and if things go as planned, you might expect a battle coming up. I still haven't decided on the enemies yet though….

Chapter-6: Start of Summer

After that exciting supper, Naruto and Harry had both snuck back into the Dursleys House. Although they could've taken either the bus or Naruto's bike, Naruto had picked that time to teach Harry a new ninja skill, jumping from platform to platform. It had been very difficult for Harry, bordering on the impossible; Harry hadn't the lifelong training that Naruto had to do for the abnormal skill. But, Harry was anything but normal, and soon enough, with a lot of chakra powered jumps, "Thank goodness for those chakra exercises," he had muttered, he was soon jumping from rooftop to rooftop. "It'll take a long time for me to be as fast as you." Harry said.

"Yeah, but when you master the Shadow Clone technique, your learning rate will go up straight through the roof." Naruto reassured Harry as he jumped down inside Harry's room's window, holding Harry by the waist with one hand. "Besides, you mastered our jumping techniques, albeit in a slower speed, you've got nothing to worry about. Now go to sleep kiddo."

The next day, they waited for Antony and Hermione with Harry's magical supplies packed in the living room as Naruto didn't risk sealing Harry's magical supplies in a scroll. Magic worked fine with chakra yes, but over time, both magic and chakra will cancel each other out, and the potion ingredients that Harry saved might react violently towards the flammable Kyuubi-laced chakra. When the clock hit 12 in the afternoon, Harry and Naruto walked outside, carrying Harry's luggage, only to be hit by the intense heat.

"Damn, it's freaking hot out here." Naruto complained as he fanned himself.

"Fate hates me." Harry said as he mirrored Naruto's actions.

"You're not the only one. Screw this." Naruto ripped his sleeves and used a kunai to rip his pants from thigh to knee. Then he untied his kunai holster and slipped it in his belt through a slot behind the holster, next to his shuriken pouch. Harry just stared at him, "You know you could've just went back inside and changed."

"Hey, you know me. Always doing weird things."

"Whatever suits you." Harry began to take off his shirt as he turned around about to go inside, until he heard a vroom behind him just as he finished taking off his shirt. He turned around to see what it was and came face-to-face with a somewhat bushy-haired girl wearing a baby blue short-sleeved shirt and shorts. He and Hermione stared at each other until Hermione began to blush.

"Um Harry, your shirt…." 'Wow! Look at those abs!' she thought as she tried, though failing to do so, to look away at the results of Harry's exercises with Naruto.

"Oh! Um, sorry…" Harry turned around quickly and put his shirt on. 'Wow! Her legs are gorgeous!' Naruto chuckled and was given a sharp look by Harry who turned back. "Um, sorry about that heh…" Harry gave a nervous laugh as he was stared at by Antony.

"Huh, an Aston Martin Vanquish eh?" Naruto whistled at the car that Antony had driven.

"Yeah, she's a beauty…." Antony responded as he unlocked the trunk of the car. "Though she's a pain in the ass. Too heavy, but I have found ways to….. overlook that problem." He winked to Naruto, who nodded in understanding. "Well c'mon kid, put your luggage in here, and let's get going!" Antony ordered Harry, who did likewise, still blushing.

"Hermione, you look, er, nice." Harry complimented his friend as they sat in the back seat of the car. "I've never seen your legs-um I mean you wearing shorts before." 'She's only a friend, a friend with smooth, beautiful legs, stop that! I can't think about her like that….' He thought as he tried to keep his eyes in front of him, but all he saw was Hermione's chocolate eyes. 'Wow, her eyes are so pretty…. Wait, no, she's like my sister, yeah she is…'

'Then why did you dream of her hugs last night hmm?' A voice that sounded suspiciously like Naruto began to talk in his mind.

'Well, her hugs are so nice and inviting… No, she's like my sister…' Harry kept replaying that phrase like a mantra.

'You keep on telling yourself that.' Naruto-voice answered back, unconvinced.

"You too, erm, Harry. Naruto putting you through physical exercises?" 'Wow! Harry gained those muscles in just a week. He looks great too! Not like previous year, when his aunt and uncle abused him. Mmm, I'd like to run my hands through- stop that! He's like my brother, isn't he? Oh these feelings again…. I thought I buried them, now they're coming out again' as she was thinking these thoughts, she hadn't noticed Naruto watching the two zoning out with their mental conversations and was chuckling lightly. However, he noticed a black Cadillac following the car, he turned to Antony who told him, "They have been following us for awhile now. I think it's SPECTER."

"Hmm, that maybe, but we're still gonna be in trouble." Naruto said as Antony began to pick up speed. "Alright, we're on a high-speed car chase!" Naruto cheered as the two teenagers were brought of their thoughts by Naruto's comment.

"A car chase? What's so good about-" Hermione was cut off as she was pushed down by Harry just when bullets shattered the back window, causing Hermione to scream.

"Hang on kids! This is gonna be a bumpy ride!" Antony said, as he pressed a button on the dashboard of the car, which caused it to turn into a high-tech weapons command center. A bulletproof sheet of metal also appeared to cover the shattered back window. "Ever used a gun before?" Antony asked Naruto casually amidst the chaos.

"Of course, as a ninja we have to use all tools necessary." Naruto answered back calmly.

"Well, then shoot back!" Antony shouted as he made a quick right turn to avoid crashing. Naruto picked up the two Walther P99s that shot out from the undercarriage in front of the passenger's seat, rolled down the window, told Hermione to stop screaming, then began to fire back. "I am getting nowhere with these small guns…. Harry, get into my rucksack and take out the scroll with the red band around it." Naruto ordered as he threw his rucksack on to the back seat and then fired back.

"Hang on." Antony warned as he pushed the flamethrower button, causing the mufflers to shoot out flames. This caused the Cadillac to back away a bit, but still pursued them. "Damn it, too crowded for mines and oil slick, whoa that was a close one!" He exclaimed as he swerved to the right to avoid crashing. He then turned to enter the motorway for more space.

"Found it!" Harry exclaimed.

"Good, you know what to do." Naruto nodded as he returned fire. Harry formed his right hand so that his index and middle finger were pointed up and his other fingers and thumbs were closed. Hermione looked at him as if he were crazy, "What do you think you're doing?"

"Just watch." Harry told her, then uttered, "Kai!" The effects were instantaneous, there was a small puff of smoke and two Berettas appeared on top of the opened scroll. "Guns?"

"Yeah, hey, I can't show off my other weapons so early in the conflict eh?" Naruto shrugged as he grabbed the two pistols and began to return fire. "Damn, we're not losing it, it's too persistent!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Well what do you suppose we do?" Antony yelled back as he avoided another car. "Damn it that was the 3rd side mirror this week…." He then pressed another button which caused the outer skin of the car to recline, revealing the car to really be a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX.

"Holy shit…." Naruto's, Harry's, and Hermione's jaws dropped as they saw the car's outer layer to transform in front of them. "Well, that explains how you turn so well." Naruto said.

"Yeah, now shoot back!" Antony exclaimed.

"Hmm, I got an idea, you see that closed off section over there?" Naruto pointed towards an exit towards a high, incomplete road 3 miles away.

"Yeah?"

"I want you to enter it, stop, and let me out, okay?" Naruto explained as he changed the clip for one of his pistols for a slightly longer one and flipped the switch to fire three round bursts. He also pulled out his katana. As Antony did what Naruto said, though albeit reluctantly, the SPECTER Cadillac kept on coming, the driver, intent on crushing Naruto kept driving straight.

When the car was about to hit Naruto, Naruto used his ninja reflexes to roll clear of the oncoming SUV and used his katana to slice the side of the van. He left the sword at the side and fired at the SUV which overturned as the driver stepped on the brake, his bullets hitting the underside of the car. The bullets, partnered with the explosive seal wrapped around the hilt, created quite an explosion.

"Whoa…." The three occupants of the car looked on wonder at Naruto, who only shrugged and smiled. "That reminds me of the movie I watched awhile ago." Antony commented.

"What the bloody hell was that!" Hermione yelled. "Dad, where in the world did you get this car!"

"Uh oh, here it comes…"

"It's always hard to tell your daughter that her father's been a secret agent/assassin ever since she was born…."

"WHAT!" Hermione screeched, "Oh we are going to have a talk when we get home, and did Mom know about this?"

"Yes…" Antony squeaked, somewhat fearful of her daughter's fury.

"Oh you insufferable….ooh, you make me so angry…." Hermione crossed her arms and began to scowl.

"Um, Hermione…" Harry tried to appease Hermione's anger, knowing that an angry Hermione is a bad Hermione, but he didn't know what to say, so he just sighed and looked the other way as the MI-6 clean up crew began to arrive and cleared them so they could go home to start their summer. Just another day at the chaotic life of 007, Naruto, and The Boy Who Lived combined.

Ah, what an exciting trip eh? Anyway, coming up, The Talk, no, not that kind of talk…. Maybe.Hermione's training, and oh my! The ever-present factor in every Harry stays at Hermione's house story, bullies from Hermione's past! Oh, and guess which movie Naruto's moment came from.