Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid in any way possible.

Author's Note: This week's ranter is...BAKAITO! /shot

It was a close call, but BaKaito is the ranter. Luka came in second while Gumi came in third. Damn. I was hoping to write Gumi's rant. Oh well. And the final vote for Luka came in when I just started writing Kaito's rant, so Luka's out. Sorry.

Chapter 4

Kaito strolled into the ranting room, his laptop in his arms. Kaito is happily humming a tune while sitting down and opening his laptop. "Rin-chan, what do I do here? Kei-chan said that I need to rant, but I don't know what to start with."

Rin, who was behind the camera once more, said to Kaito, "You rant about pairings, story personalities, and other crap." Kaito nodded in understandment.

"Uh-huh...so why is Len-kun and Miku-chan in the room?" Kaito asked, giving a pointed glance at the two sitting at the opposite side of the long sofa. Rin sighed.

"Kei-chan said that when you look up stuff about yourself, you find hentai of other people. Like how I was researching myself when I found a picture of Miku. Oh, and when Len was searching himself, he found selfcest of Miku and I." Rin explained, and Kaito nodded again.

"Yeah...but why is Kei-chan here?" Kaito asked again.

"Oi, BaKaito, shut up and start ranting before I make you punch yourself like I did with Mikulu." Kei spoke behind her own laptop, and Miku pondered a bit.

"Mikulu...?" She muttered, staring off into space. Len spoke up this time.

"Mikulu is the name of a music player." Miku nodded. Kei sighed.

"Okay...now, let's begin." Kaito spoke, turning on his laptop. He patiently waited for it to boot up, and then started using Google Images to find pictures. "So...what's gonna happen? Is it gonna show- OH MY GOD!" Kaito shielded his eyes from the picture.

"What? KaiLen?" Miku asked. Rin tapped her shoulder.

"I found a picture on Danbooru where you had a magazine of KaiLen and you had an egg vibrator. And it ran out of battery, so you were swearing at it and were replacing the battery. Also, you had masturbation tissues." Rin blushed furiously. Miku's face turned bright red.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THEIR PROBLEM?!" Miku yelled, and Len shrugged.

"Maybe they're just perverts, or they think it's funny to see an innocent looking person like you masturbating." Len suggested calmly, and Rin threw an orange at him. Len fell down, holding the orange as if it were possessed. "GAHHHH! I'VE BEEN CURSED! IT BURRRRRRRRNS!" Rin rolled her eyes.

"Shut up and let BaKaito continue his rant!" Rin yelled at Len, and Kaito nodded.

"Right...I don't really like KaiLen. It's like I'm taking advantage of him-" Kei interrupted.

"THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT YAOI! IT'S LIKE GUYS ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A LITTLE HELPLESS SHOTA!" Kei thrashed around, and Len was too busy with the 'possessed' orange to notice that he was called a shota.

"...Right...also, I don't like Akaito x Kaito either. He's like my brother. Meiko is fine...if she didn't abuse me so much, she would be a nice girlfriend. Um...what were the other pairings?" Kaito asked Miku, and Miku shrugged.

"Too busy paying attention to KaiLen to notice." Miku muttered, and Rin threw an orange at her also.

"SO YOU ADMIT YOU ENJOY IT!" Miku threw a leek at her, sending the camera view flying backwards and onto the floor. Miku and Rin yelled at each other for a little while before the camera was picked up by a bypassing Luka.

"Stop acting like children and let Kaito-kun finish his rant." Luka told the 'children', and then walked away. The camera view showed Rin sitting on top of Miku, yanking her hair. Miku was lying on her stomach on the floor, hitting the carpeted floor with her fists in pain.

"Okay...you know, I really don't like how I'm portrayed as a Yandere. It's disturbing, and I'm wondering, is my voice low or high? Uninstall showed my voice to be high, but Magnet showed my voice as low. I'm confused. Is my voice low or high? I prefer the low voice though. It fits more. Also, what's up with all of the parody songs? Why can't I have my own songs? WHY?! AM I SO WORTHLESS AND PATHETIC THAT I CAN'T HAVE MY OWN SONG OTHER THAN A YANDERE SONG OR ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING RELATED TO PRINCES?!" Kaito yelled, jumping up from his seat in anger.

"...Yes." Miku spoke up quietly, and Rin grabbed the orange on the floor and smashed her head with it.

Kaito sighed at sat back down, rubbing his head. "I don't even care about anything anymore...I'm just gonna eat a pint of ice cream and then go back to bed so I can have nightmares where I get beaten by a monster. By monster, I mean Meiko. Don't tell her that."

"Luka-nee installed hidden cameras in the room, you know." Rin told Kaito.

Kaito froze.

"...Whatever." And with that, Kaito left the room.

Len stood back up, finished with his argument with the orange. "Alright, I'm done. Kaito's rant was probably the shortest...and will you finish your Yuri scene already? Luka-nee doesn't want the carpet dirty." Rin and Miku blushed, and the latter threw the former off herself.

"Okay, I'm going back to bed." Miku announced, and stomped out of the room. Len looked at Rin who was sitting cross-legged on the floor.

"I say the Tsundere personality fits her better." Rin suggested, and Len shrugged.

"Whatever makes you happy." Len said, and walked over to the camera, turning it off.

Author's Note: I have a deadline for this story. Every Friday at...whatever time I feel like posting. If I fail that deadline, I will smash my head on the wall. And I felt lazy on this chapter, so don't yell at me if it's crappy or whatever.

Okay, rules again. Added a rule.

1) Do NOT request more than ONE person for a rant.

2) Request an UTAUloid before every 5th chapter.

Alright, I'm out. It's twelve in the morning over here, so I should go to bed.