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Author's Note: Ruko had two requests. Ted had one. Teto has...six, counting two votes from TheMirrorKagamines since they're two people. If it counted as one, then it would be five. Either way, Teto kicked Ruko's butt. The other requests were pushed to next week's rant. This is an UTAUloid Special. And early update, whee~

Okay, I'm getting serious here. A troll is on here? Really? I'm a bit surprised, actually. I'm not gonna feed the troll, but I want to at least give a note to all of the readers.

This story HAS NO PLOT AND IS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE.

Basically, for this story, I write whatever comes to mind. That's the reason for some typos and the lack of grammer. And plus, I'm sleep-deprived. It's because I love writing my ass off. Please excuse my language.

Now to feed the troll.

JERK!

Now please enjoy this week's rant.

UTAUloid Special! Teto's Rant!

"Facing against the difficulties, you look so cool! Alright, you will become so great!" Teto Kasane sang happily, bouncing her head back and forth with a tune in her head. "It doesn't matter if anyone laughs at you, as long as you do not give up on yourself~!"

"Teto-chan, the camera's on." Ruko Yokune stood behind the camera, motioning Teto with her right hand. Teto snapped out of her trance, and then picked up the piece of paper on the table.

The door bursted open.

"WE'RE LATE! OH GOD, WE'RE SO FREAKING SOR- Oh wait, it's just Teto, Ruko, Rook, and Ted in here." Rin Kagamine yelled, her hair incredibly messy and her clothes wrinkled. An equally messy Miku Hatsune and Len Kagamine followed, and Teto giggled.

"It's okay~! As long as you're here, everything is fine!" Teto stood up from her seat and jumped up and down in joy. Rin stared at her doubtedly.

"...Is there something wrong with her?" Rin asked Ruko, and Ruko shrugged.

"Maybe. Nobody knows. She could be insane for all we know." Ruko spoke casually, and Ted, who was beside the hermaphrodite, nodded. Rin slowly sat back down, eyeing the chimera carefully as she did so. Len and Miku soon followed Rin. "Okay, you gonna start the rant, Teto?" Ruko asked, and Teto nodded happily with a large smile on her face.

"I found this picture of Teto where-" Len and Miku clamped their hands down on Rin's mouth before she can say more. A quesion mark appeared on top of Teto's head.

"What?" Teto asked innocently, and Ted came up beside her with a red laptop with a bread sticker on the middle.

"She could be refering to this." Ted showed Teto a picture of herself. Teto was a robot with only one eye, and had several tools sticking out of her, moving creepily. Her hair was made into robotic drills, and they also moved. On top of the page, the picture was tagged as "Nightmare fuel".

Teto stared at the picture.

Rook appeared in front of the camera with an expressionless face, holding a large card with the number three on it. He flipped it to show the number two, and then again flipped it to show the number one. He then stepped out of the camera's view to show the chimera's reaction.

"KYAHHHH!" Teto jumped behind the sofa, squeezing her eyes shut in fear. Ted stood there, staring at Teto before walking away. Teto popped her head back up. "Kaito-kun is down here." She stated, puzzled by the fact that Kaito was behind the couch all along.

"He's probably upset because of last week." Miku chomped on a leek while uttering her words. Rin and Len nodded in agreement.

"He forgot Kaito x Miku, Kaito x RIN," Rin growled when she spoke her name, "Kaito x Kaiko, and, um...there was something else, but I forgot...oh yeah! And he forgot how he has a story personality named Tard!Kaito. Like Tard!Miku." Miku glared at the orange lover as the said person slouched in her chair cozily. "It's nice and warm in here."

"Hey, Teto needs to finish her rant." Ted told them, and Teto nodded.

"Right! ...Wait, what's a rant?" Teto inquired, puzzled. The several people in the room stared at her before they all facepalmed in unison.

"Just...talk about stuff you don't like." Rook suggested, and Teto nodded. She took a deep breath and began.

"I don't like liars, I don't like scary things, I don't like-" Ted clamped his hands on her mouth before Teto could say any more.

"Not that kind of stuff, Teto. You see the piece of paper on the table?" Ted asked, and Teto nodded, moving Ted's hand along with her. "Talk about that stuff."

"Okay then...Ruko-chan, the paper says that I'm paired up with you." Ruko froze. Teto stared at her questionably. "What?"

A small silence occured for a few moments before the camera view fell down onto the floor. "Ruko-chan fainted!" Teto exclaimed.

Static

"While Ruko recovers, we'll be holding the camera on the tripod." Ted announced to the camera once it came back to life. He stepped out of the way to show Ruko lying down on the couch, a wet towel on her forehead. Teto sat beside her, playing with Ruko's hair. "Teto, the camera's on."

"Oh!" Teto jumped up from her crouching position. "Right! Well...it's okay if Ruko-chan likes me! I like her too!" She cheered happily.

Rin, Miku, and Len stared at her deadpan-like. Rook spoke up.

"Ruko's 90% male. It's pretty much okay." He slouched in his chair, playing with his dog tag. Rin, Miku, and Len let out a sigh of relief.

"Okay...Len-kun is nice too! He's funny and smart! And Neru-chan is too mean. I don't like her." Teto made a depressed face with her ahoge drooping. It raised itself up and Teto's face brightened. "But Miku-chan is nice also! Ted-kun is very very smart too! And Defoko-chan might be a bit mean, but she's nice too!"

Rin raised a finger, pointing at Teto shakily. Her eyes held a crazed look. "SHE'S INSANE! SHE'S TOO HAPPY!" Miku slapped her with a leek.

"Okay, okay, um..." Teto thoughtfully put a finger to her chin. "...Oh! You know, some stories make me an airhead. What's an airhead?" Ted stared at his sister. "...Nevermind~ And Kasane Territory was fun! And CONFRONT! You Look So Cool! was really fun! Everybody looked so cool, especially Defoko-chan! She looked so cool without her hat!" Teto grinned happily. "And Mischievious Function was cute! And Triple Baka had bread in it!" Teto jumped on the couch and landed on Ruko's stomach, but the hermaphrodite didn't even flinch.

"...It's over, right?" Rin whispered, hugging her knees to her chest. Miku shrugged.

"I dunno. We'll check if she really is insane." Miku reached into her skirt and pulled out a hooked cleaver similar to Rena's cleaver in Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. She placed the weapon on the table in front of the chimera, and the said female stared at it.

Moments passed, and Teto took hold of the cleaver. Rin froze. "This is so shiny..." Teto gasped, moving it around with the light. She grinned evilly. "YAY~! THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN!" She yelled with a slight growl in her voice. She smashed the wooden table in front of her with the sharp blade, and then Rin started running.

"TETO'S CRAZY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" She screamed. Everybody else started running also excluding the chimera and the hermaphrodite that was unconsious.

"WHERE IS EVERYBODY GOING?" Teto's head tilted down to her left and she had a psychotic look in her eye. She swung the cleaver around and then Ruko woke up.

The hermaphrodite sat up, rubbing her head. "My head hurts..." She mutters, and then sees Teto. Teto turns to look at Ruko with the eyes of a Yandere.

"Ruko-chan~ You like me, right?" Teto asked creepily, her grip on the cleaver tightening. Ruko swallowed.

"Y-Yeah..." She utters, trying to back away from Teto but is stopped by the couch. Teto comes closer to her and drops the cleaver, putting her hands on Ruko's shoulders. The chimera leans in close to Ruko's face, and then Rin comes in screaming.

"TETO'S A PSYCHOTIC YANDERE!" She yells and grabs the camera, running away with it and the camera view showing a fuzzy view of the hallways. Rin trips and is sent crashing down to the floor, making the camera fall too.

Static

The camera is back on, but is from a different angle; the top right corner. The screen is in monochrome, and it shows a bit of static. Teto is shown kissing Ruko violently while the other girl thrashes around, flailing her arms around.

"...I think we should stop filming this." Miku suggested but her voice is a bit faded away because of the crappy microphones they had momentarily.

"I agree." Len shut off the camera.

Author's Note: ...I have no freaking idea. I just wrote whatever came to mind.

And...OH MY HARUHI, OVER 40 REVIEWS AND 1775 VISITORS IN ALL?! And the hits are...3590 HITS IN TWO MONTHS?! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I'M SO HAPPY! :'D THANK YOU ALL! I HAVE SO MUCH PRIDE IN THIS NOW! Please review and request more Vocaloids!

Note: The Vocaloids that were previously requested were pushed into next week's rant vote.