Disclaimer: NO.

Author's Note: I wrote this in just two hours. Right after I posted Teto's. You would not believe what I had to do to keep myself from updating early again.

And this week's ranter is...GUMI! :D

Chapter 6

Rin, Len, Miku, Kaito, and Teto all sat at the long sofa. Well, Teto was kept in a soundproof glass box. Len stared at Teto. "...Is it really neccesary to keep her in there?" He asked Rin and said person nodded.

"Of course! Didn't you see what she did to Ruko? Ruko's been staying under my bed since then! I couldn't even lure her out with a cup of coffee!" Rin balled her hands up in fists in anger, and glared at the chimera. Teto kept pushing her hands on the glass cautiously, amazed.

"...I don't think she even remembered what happened." Miku whispered, and then Kaito nodded. "...Wait, where's Gumi?" Miku asked, looking around for the green haired girl. Kaito spoke up.

"She's at some competition. Something about Mario Kart." Kaito explained, and then Rin jumped up and down in excitement.

"I love Mario Kart! King Boo looks like a rice cake!" Rin squealed and Len facepalmed. Teto held up a notepad that says, "What are you guys talking about?" Rin pointed a crimson finger at Teto. "SHUT UP!" She yells.

Len grabs her arm and pulls it down. "She can't hear you." He stated and Rin huffed. "Gumi should really hurry." He muttered, looking around the room.

The door bursted open.

"THAT WAS SO FUN!" Gumi's voice rang throughout the whole room, and Miku jumped up and pointed a finger at Gumi.

"WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?!" She yelled, and Gumi strolls over and pets Miku on the head.

"Don't worry 'bout that. What matters is that I'm here." Gumi flops down on the sofa between Kaito and Teto. The green-haired girl stares at Teto while the chimera waves hi. "...Um...why is she in there?" Rin thrashes around violently screaming.

"CAUSE SHE'S INSANE, THAT'S WHY!" Rin accidently whacks Len and Miku on the head with her thrashing, and then Gumi raised an eyebrow.

"I don't think she is." Gumi stands up and starts unlocking the door to the glass box. Rin reaches out to grab Gumi's hand but is stopped by Miku and Len holding her back. Kaito is just watching with amazement.

The lock falls down to the floor.

Rin freezes as Teto jumps out and glomps Gumi.

"Thank you! It was so quiet in there! I got scared and I couldn't hear what everybody else was saying! I woke up to find myself in that box!" Teto whined and Gumi gave a pointed glance at Rin. Rin whistled a tune innocently.

"...Yeah, whatever." Gumi pushed Teto off herself and then sat down. "Alright, I'm supposed to rant about crap, right?" Everybody nodded. "Okay...well, I don't find much of a problem with anything. I can't find any hentai or ecchi about me. Only Miku and everybody else." Miku gagged.

"My song, 'I Love Carrots' was kinda annoying after a few seconds into the song. 'Sorry for Being a Closet Otaku' was funny, especially when you hear Len's voice when the student came up. And he's the father also? What the hell?" Gumi laughs loudly, and Rin gives a death glare to her.

"Damn you for having all the good songs!" Rin sticks up the middle finger at her while Kaito shields Teto's eyes. Miku slaps Rin.

"Rin! Teto's here!" Rin slapped her back.

"She's already insane! A freaking psychotic yandere!" Rin continues yelling as Len drags her away. Gumi rolls her eyes.

"And I'm paired up with her?" Gumi asks, and Miku nods.

"I'm paired up with her also." Miku grabs her throat and imitates a suicide scene. Gumi chuckles.

"I don't get why people paired me up with Sonika too. And Len, Miki, Luka...I found this picture where you, Lily, me, and Rin were all trying to get it on with Luka." Gumi slouches and Teto plays with her goggles that the chimera mysteriously took off without her noticing.

Miku gags and falls down to the floor.

Gumi stares at Miku before lightly kicking her. "I'm paired up with you also." Miku gags again and claws the floor. "Don't whine. I'm paired up with Gakupo, Neru, Luka, and Dell too. I don't really care about them, but I don't exactly approve either." Miku jumps up and grabs Gumi by the shoulders and starts shaking her.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Miku starts slapping Gumi back and forth. Kaito just watches the catfight, staying silent. He pulls out a small tub of ice cream from his jacket and starts eating it. Teto tackles Miku to the floor and starts ripping out her hair.

"STOP TOUCHING GUMI!" She yells as Miku screams in pain. The previous broken table was already removed and nobody bothered to buy a new one. Gumi just stares at the two fighting as Rin and Len walk back into the room. Rin tackles Teto in anger.

"STOP HURTING MY BEST FRIEND!" Rin screams and the two claw each other in the face. Len helps Miku up back onto the couch. The leek lover has a bruised face and incredibly messy hair. One of her pigtails was undone and half of her shirt was tucked in her skirt. Her tie was loose and one button on her shirt was unbuttoned. Miku trembles and Len hugs her comfortably.

"T-Teto...it hurt so much...and it was so scary too..." Miku whispered, shaking violently. Len pets her head and whispers in her ear.

"It's okay. Don't worry." Len snuggles his head against Miku's hair and Gumi chucks a red mushroom at his head that she got at her competition.

"Manwhore." She comments and Kaito sweatdrops. Len glares at Gumi for a split second before giving his attention to Miku again. "Whatever. So...I'm stupid in most of the stories I'm in? That sucks. So...that's it? Seriously? Damn, I'm unpopular. WHY AREN'T I POPULAR?! THAT LITTLE FREAK," Gumi points at Teto on the floor who was nomming on her stolen goggles. "IS EVEN MORE POPULAR THAN ME! THAT'S NOT FAIR! AND WHY AREN'T I PORTRAYED AS A YANDERE TOO?! I WOULD LIKE TO BE A LITTLE CRAZY EVERY NOW AND THEN!"

Kaito raised his hand and spoke up.

"Like now?" He asked, his eyes wide with curiosity. Gumi sighed.

"Yes, now BaKaito. I'm gonna go eat some carrots now. This whole thing is giving me a headache and I need to sleep. The competition took all night and now I'm sleep-deprived. Good night." Gumi left the room without another word.

Rin huffs. "She could've at least kept Teto in the box. I'm stealing her goggles for that." RIn snatches the goggles out of Teto's mouth quickly and puts them on, taking her ribbon off. Teto sniffles and then starts crying.

Kaito pets Teto gently on the head. "Rin, don't be so mean." Teto cries into Kaito's scarf as Rin huffs.

Len stands up. "I think we should go now." He suggests and then walks over to the camera on the tripod. As Teto and Miku cry, he switches off the camera.

Author's Note: ...I made Gumi act like a jerk for some reason. I wanted to make her carefree and stupid, but I thought "Screw that" and made her into a bitch. Lawl.

I lost count of the votes, so I just wrote Gumi. A lot of people want Gumi, appearently. There. That's your Gumi rant. I wanted to write her differently from everybody else. Lawl. And Rin stealing Gumi's goggles and Gumi not noticing? I just threw that in. :3

Please review and request more Vocaloids!

Also, the last votes were for Gakupo, but since I already finished Gumi's rant, I said, "Screw him" and then saved Gumi. :3