Disclaimer: No, I do not own Vocaloid sadly.

Author's Note: The ranter this week is Gakupo with five votes. The second-place ranter was Meiko and Kaiko with three votes. Haku, Neru, Piko, Sonika, and Sf-A2 Miki all got one vote.

This story will make rants based on how many people vote for a Vocaloid, got it? I'm not doing all of the requests because that's too much of a pain in the a**. So it's voting. And I'm so glad that so many people enjoy this! I'm working hard to make this funny(Actually, I'm just writing whatever comes to mind. Lawl) and I'm very happy with all of the positive reviews. Thank you all so much!

Chapter 8

Once again, the previous ranters were sitting on the left side of the room.

Rin was sitting on Luka's lap.

Teto was in the soundproof glass box yet again, only with paper and crayons.

Gumi was tied up on one part of the couch with her mouth taped shut.

"Okay, where the hell is Gakupoop?" Miku asked angrily, impatiently tapping her foot. Everybody looked at each other and shrugged, excluding Teto who was too busy drawing. "Tuna-Luka, go find Gakupoop." Miku commanded, and Luka flinched from the nickname.

"I can't do that. I have to keep Rin in control. Len is too small and Kaito's defenceless." Luka explained. Kaito and Len looked at each other before sulking. Rin thrashed around violently.

"I AM NOT A CHILD! NOW LET ME GO!" She screamed, flailing her arms about. "LET GO OF ME NOW! RIGHT NOW! I WANT TO KILL GUMI! SHE ATE MY LAST ORANGE AND STOLE MY RIBBON! THAT'S WHY I'M WEARING HER CRAPPY GOGGLES!" Rin pointed at the red goggles placed on her head that took her ribbon's place with Gumi wearing Rin's ribbon in place of her goggles. Luka sighed.

"Time for drastic measures..." She muttered, and Miku became confused as she was the only one who heard.

"Wha-?" Miku started, but then shrugged it off and then began watching Luka and Rin.

Luka groped Rin's small chest.

Rin blushed furiously and stopped screaming for a moment.

Kaito and Len stared at Luka groping the younger girl, blood running down their noses. Miku slapped them with leeks.

Rin resumed screaming after a few minutes. "STOP TOUCHING ME, YOU PEDOPHILE! RAPIST! PERVERT! CHILD MOLESTER!" Luka bit down on a certain part of Rin's neck and the blonde slowly fell asleep, muttering a few words. "You...child...molest..." Rin dozed off into Luka's arms.

"...That was a bit dirty. Why did you have to touch her?" Miku asked. Luka sighed before explaining.

"You see, Rin was trying to reach Gumi who was on the other side of you, causing her to be turning to her side and not flailing forwards. It's a lot easier if she just thrashes around. The blood flow where I bit stopped for a little while, causing Rin to fall asleep. I Googled it a few days ago." Luka craddled Rin's smaller figure in her arms, brushing away a few strands of golden hair away from Rin's face. "I don't understand why I'm paired up with Rin or Gumi. They're both crazy."

"...You're paired with Meiko and Lily too. And Kaito and other people." Len spoke up quietly, rubbing his nose on his arm warmer.

"Kaito's an idiot." Luka stated calmly, petting Rin on the head.

"Hey!" Kaito yelled, shocked from Luka's insulting statement.

The door opened.

"I'm here." Gakupo walked in calmly in his purple pj's, his hair not in its usual ponytail and is instead incredibly messy. He yawned, dragging his feet on the floor. "Why did we have to get up so early..."

"Because we have too much to do. Now shut up and get your a** on the couch." Luka commanded. Gakupo fell down on the floor. "...Fair enough."

"Gumi x Akaito? F*** that s***." Gumi cursed, shutting the green laptop with a heavy sigh.

"...Weren't you tied up?" Len questioned. Gumi scoffed.

"Rin's knotting sucks. Now shut up shota." Gumi slouched in her chair comfortably. Len stood up abruptly.

"I AM NOT A SHOTA! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!" He shouted, pointing a crimson finger at Gumi who just chewed on her fingernail calmly. "GET OUT! GET YOUR CARROT A** OUT OF HERE!"

Gumi stared at Len before answering, "No."

Luka patted Rin's cheek softly. "Rin, wake up..." She muttered. Gakupo sighed.

"Gumi, please leave." He told his younger sister as he walked up to her. Gumi stood up, kicked him in the nuts and then slammed his face on her knee, sending him falling to the floor, passed out.

"...GET OUT!" Luka shouted, glaring at Gumi. The carrot lover flipped her off.

"F*** off old lady!" She shouted back.

"...REEEEEEEN!" Len screamed at the top of his lungs. Ren bursted through the door with his scythe, dressed in a black robe.

"WHAT?! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SCARE LIN UNTIL SHE PEED HERSELF!" He shouted, very angry.

"GUMI," Len pointed at said girl. "IS BEING A TOTAL B****! KILL HER!" He commanded and Gumi rolled her eyes.

"SHADDUP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Rin was awake. "GAWD, IF YOU WANT HER DEAD SO MUCH, THEN FINE!" Rin grabbed Gumi's arm viciously, unlocking the door to Teto's box, and then throwing her in. She locked the door again and then walked back to Luka. She lied down on Luka's lap and then fell asleep again.

Multiple thumps soon followed.

"...Gumi broke Teto's crayons." Kaito said, staring at Teto rip apart Gumi's clothes and shredding her face. He had quite a bit of a nosebleed.

Ren scoffed. "Fine. Whatever. I'm gonna go make Lin pee herself." He swung his scythe over his shoulder and left, pulling his hood up and covering his face with the shadow.

Gakupo slowly awoke.

"Ugh...my head hurts..." He muttered, rubbing his head. "Okay...I dislike every pairing I am in...except Gakupo x Luka and I don't like how I'm portrayed as an idiot in stories and such. I haven't found any hentai pictures of me, but I found Yaoi stories and fanfiction of me and Len or Kaito. Or both. I don't like Yaoi at all because...it just feels...wrong. Why do people think I'm so sexy? No fangirls allowed," Gakupo glared straight at the camera.

"Fangirls who enter: You will die." Miku pulled out a machine gun from her skirt.

"Anyways," Gakupo said, "I just found some hentai of me and Kaito. Urgh, I feel sick..." Gakupo was on a purple laptop with an eggplant sticker. He turned pale and then fell down to the floor.

The door to Teto's box opened.

Gumi crawled out, her clothes shredded and her face bleeding. "I...I'm sorry..." Her head dropped to the floor with full force, staining the carpet with her blood. Teto 'hmph'ed, and then returned coloring with her broken crayons.

Miku stared at Gumi before fist pumping the air. "YESSSSSSS! FINALLY!" She screamed, overly excited.

An orange was thrown at her head.

"SHADDUP!" Rin screamed.

"Rin, Rin, Rin," Miku panted excitedly, grabbing Rin by the shoulders and shaking her violently, "Gumi said 'sorry'! ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!"

"...Not really." Rin answered, staring at Gumi on the floor. "I mean, the poor girl doesn't even have any hentai of her. And she's usually portrayed as the happy-go-lucky type. And she's in so many pairings like Gumi x Dell, Gumi x Len, Gumi x Miku, Gumi x Luka, Gumi x Rin...I say she deserves to flip a s*** once in a while." Miku slapped Rin on the cheek, hard.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!" Miku yelled.

"...Before this gets out of hand, I'm going back to sleep. And I don't care if I forgot anything like the songs and stuff because I do not care for them. Except 'Love Letter from Naked Me' and 'Yokkurese' or whatever it was spelled. That was disturbing. Goodbye." Gakupo quickly left the room before Rin and Miku began fighting.

"Wouldn't you like to go flip a s***? There's a soundproof room over there," Rin pointed at the other end of the room. "You could destroy anything you want in there."

Miku stared at the direction Rin was pointing at before running.

"I'll be in there with a shotgun shortly!" Rin yelled as Miku faded away from her sight.

"...This is getting rather boring. Let's turn off the camera before the readers/viewers stop reading/watching this." Luka spoke calmly despite Rin loading a shotgun on the table. She walked over to the camera and shut it off.

Author's Note: Do you guys still like this? Is it getting boring? I don't really pay attention to Gakupo, so I don't know him that much. And again, I write whatever comes to mind. Also, for those who don't like Gumi abuse, Rin's personality, and such: Get over it. Lawl, just kidding. I'm only 1/4 serious.

For the censored words in here: I just put those in because I felt like it.

For the Ren wanting to scare Lin until she peed herself: I have no idea.

For Rin wanting to kill Miku: I still have no idea.

For Luka groping Rin: It was from a picture I saw on a website last month.