Disclaimer: none are mine, Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto

Disclaimer: none are mine, Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto. Harry Potter and all related things are by J.K. Rowling. Kamen Rider franchise is produced by TV Asahi and Toei, and owned by the late Shotaro Ishinomori…I think.

Well, no one liked that lil' "stunt" I pulled last chapter, so I ain't doing it. I really don't know what's wrong with Super Sentai, but I digress. Anyway on with the story!

Hi everyone, my name is Harry Potter. No, this isn't a self-help group or anything, but, as I find myself surrounded by an army of green monster bugs wearing a weird bug-ish armor, I find myself thinking, "Years of therapy'll never erase this." It's not like I'm alone, there's this other, kinda depressed guy wearing a grasshopper-ish armor and there's Hermione…uh, who's actually unconscious from fighting with me. On top of that, my so-called super ninja guardian's away on "Top Secret Business." I thought he was assigned to guard me. Well, what can I say? Hmm, how about we begin at the beginning, after this Souji Tendou and Arata Kagami emerged into our universe….

Earlier today….

"Ah, I see, even my great deeds have reached this universe." Souji said with a smug face.

"You have a cooking show!" Hermione said.

"Your recipes are quite legendary!" Harry added in. "But, why are you here?"

"We're here to talk with your sensei, privately." The other, who had been silent, spoke up; though he had a thicker Japanese accent than Souji did.

At this, Naruto's normally cheerful face became serious, a mood that he rarely shows. The two, seeing their teacher face suddenly moved aside as he walked with Tendou to a corner to talk. Meanwhile, the other man stayed, looked at the two teenagers, and smiled. "Hi, Arata Kagami, please to…meet you?" He held out his hand, which the two teenagers shook.

"Name's Harry."

"Hi, I'm Hermione Granger, nice to meet you." Hermione greeted in a polite manner.

"Hey, I saw you two fight that alien thing, can you teach us how to do that?" Harry asked, interested in the battle.

Meanwhile, with Tendou and Naruto….

"What?" Naruto's voice rose a bit from their hushed conversation, "what do you mean that the portal was sabotaged? Security in MDA's tighter than Fort Knox!" They were speaking in Japanese, better safe than sorry.

Tendou got a look of confusion at the Fort Knox analogy but replied, "I know, we were rounding up some Worm escapees back to their planet when suddenly, the stargate broke down. We were able to fix it, but the coordinates were, my guess would be, subtly change during the confusion. The Worm cage also malfunctioned, leading the prisoners to escape again. Several managed to escape to this world through the portal, but as you can see, we were able to destroy them. I was told that you were the leading agent in this sector."

"Look, I don't care what the fuck happened, all I know is that this universe has way too much problems, an infestation will only add to the danger. That kid over there?" Naruto pointed to the bespectacled kid who was looking at the martial arts demonstration by Arata, "he is Codename L's personal avatar, with Codename D and F sporting an interest in his life. I was assigned to protect and train the boy, to change his from World 's conclusion of his life. Your Kamen Rider Corp. had better clean up this mess."

"But Sir, there's a problem, you're called for and needed at the rest of the round up."

"Son of a…damn it. I can't leave the kid alone though…." Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose in irritation.

"Don't worry, he'd be well watched. Besides, even if the infestation reaches this sector, would it not be a test of his growing skills? Look…." Tendou pointed above Harry and when Naruto looked, there was a mechanical bee about the length of a playstation controller hovering silently on its mini booster rockets.

"Huh, interesting, TheBee Zecter of teamwork and leadership." Naruto looked below next to Hermione's feet and a purple scorpion about half the size of the bee surfaced from underground, then submerged. "And Hermione's been chosen by the Sasword Zecter of perfection…. Well, it suits them, Harry's leadership skills and Hermione's desire to learn and master almost everything. Alright, I'll relent, however at the first sign of trouble, we come back." Naruto looked at Tendou with the utmost seriousness.

"Hai. Arata! Come, we are leaving." Tendou motioned to Arata, who nodded and waved bye to the two teens. The two men walked towards the place where the portal opened and stopped, waiting for Naruto to activate the portal.

The teens, confused, looked at Naruto who approached them

"Hey guys, sorry to leave you two alone for a few hours. I've…a mission that's been given that I can't refuse." Naruto spoke somewhat silently.

"What? Why are you going to leave? Are you gonna come back soon?" Harry began to question Naruto.

"Yes, I'll be back, we'll get back to our training, just keep in shape. Do what Arata-kun told you alright?"

"But, but…." Harry sputtered.

"Harry, he is a ninja you know, he gets missions all the time right?" Hermione finally spoke up, and stared at Naruto somewhat coldly, "right?" The tone was clear, you better return or I'll shove your sword up your ass.

Naruto made a silent but nervous gulp… "Heh, right…. Anyway, see you guys later." "Boy, she's a scary as Sakura-chan…. Hey, that gives me an idea." As Naruto turned to leave, he had a devious smile on his face. He held his hand out, and a portal swirled into existence, the three men entered the portal. Harry and Hermione waited until the portal closed then went inside, intending to eat some lunch. None of them noticed the mailman acting quite…different, followed by the delivery boy whose face twitched now and then.

Well, I sincerely apologize for the long, long hiatus. School, drama club, and whatnot's been there y'know? And coming up, shadow's next crossover venture:

4 shadowy figures silently move about the trees when suddenly WHOOSH

A vessel of some kind blaze through the night sky.

"Hey Kakashi-sensei, is that a…spaceship? Let's go check it out!" A blonde boy, about 17 years in age jumps faster.

"Hey wait! Grr, stupid idiot, we all don't have his stamina…." A pink haired girl groused as she tries to keep up to the blonde.

"Stupid dobe…." Another spoke up, this time with onxy hair.

"Ara ara, you all know Naruto, chirpy and full of…well, full of ramen, shouldn't he take it easy?" The last one spoke up, with strange, gravity defying silver hair.

"Greetings, I am Qui-Gon Jinn, and this is my padawan learner, Obi-Wan Kenobi." The taller man from the ship spoke. "We have come here from across the galaxy because we have detected a massive Force reading."

"Aliens?! HUMAN ALIENS!" Naruto yelled, deafening the entire room.

"Argh, sit down Naruto…." A blonde, busty woman ordered.

"But…but!" He was silences as Sakura puts her hand over her mouth.

"Thank, but as I was saying, we have detected massive Force readings, tinted with almost suffocating malevolence emanating from this boy." Qui-Gon explained, while pointing to Naruto.

"You think we should tell them granny?" Naruto said, seriously this time.

"Well, they aren't even from this world, so, what the heck." Tsunade sighed….

"I'll see ya sometime in the future, bye Sakura-chan! Bye teme!" Naruto yelled as the ship's door began to close.

"Naruto, don't forget us!" Sakura yelled with tears on her eyes, clutching on an old, worn out pair of goggles.

"Dobe, get stronger, and maybe you'll get a scratched on my forehead protector!" Sasuke added.

"I'll do more than that you teme!" his voice was cutoff as the ship lift off into space.

"You refer to the prophecy of the One who will bring balance to the Force? You believe it's this…boy?" A black, bald man with a stony face said.

"No, but I believe his fate is tied to the fate of this galaxy." Qui-gon replied. His answer caused murmurs among the twelve seated figures.

"Hmm…." A small reptilian figure seating in front of Qui-Gon began, "train in the Jedi Arts you feel he must, hmm?"

"Yes, though, I believe he only needs to learn swordsmanship, piloting and the ways of our world, he has demonstrated formidable fighting skills, almost besting Obi-Wan in a spar. He has also demonstrated impressive use of The Living Force, what his people call Chakra. He is also quite….

"Will I be trained?"

"Yes, you will, Obi-Wan is indeed ready to face the trials. He has been with me nearly all his life."

"HELL YEAH!"

Coming Soon: Naruto and a Galaxy Far Far Away.

"You were the fucking chosen one!" Naruto cried as he began a beatdown to a man beneath him on a lava planet. "You were suppose to destroy those fucking Sith, not join them!"