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Author's Note: I know, you're all disappointed about Gakupo's rant...I didn't know what to do. I barely pay attention to him...TT^TT WHY ARE YOU ALL PICKING VOCALOIDS THAT I BARELY EVEN KNOW?

But, I reread the chapters, reread the reviews, died inside, and then began to write this.

Also, to the people who spammed me with Vocaloid names, YOUR REQUEST ONLY COUNTS AS ONE VOTE. And change of plans for you too, TheMirrorKagamines. I'm a jackass. X_X

Also, I'm sorry for updating late! I got grounded...again...Now I can't go see the new Tekken movie that comes out tonight. TT^TT

Chapter 9

Luka was sitting alone in the room, drinking her tea quietly along with Meiko who was sitting next to her.

"Where is everybody?" Meiko asked Luka after chugging down her seventh can of sake. Somehow, she was still sober.

"I put sleeping powder in the milk." Luka said and then continued to drink her tea silently. "Everybody else won't disturb you now. Please rant."

"But...this silence..." Meiko sipped her beer carefully, scanning the empty room with her brown eyes.

"Ignore it," Luka muttered, placing her empty tea cup on the table.

"Oh...Okay then..." Meiko took in a deep breath, and then exhaled. "WHY DO YOU ALL PAIR ME UP WITH THAT STUPID IDIOT KAITO?!" She yelled at the top of her lungs, shattering a few windows nearby. Luka pulled out a notepad and a pen and began writing down how much the repair would cost.

"All of these stupid pairings! Meiko x Luka, Meiko x Rin, Meiko x Gakupo, Meiko x Meito, and all of this s***! AHHHH!" Meiko slammed her fist on the table, shaking the empty beer cans and tea cup.

"Good. You didn't break it." Luka spoke calmly, writing down more notes.

"Shut up fat chest!" Meiko yelled at Luka. Said woman pulled her arms up to her chest, blushing. "Also, WHAT THE HELL WAS UP WITH EVIL FOOD EATER CONCHITA?! I ate people. PEOPLE. I'M NOT A F***ING CANNABALISM OR WHATEVER S*** THAT IS."

Luka pushed some more beer cans to her.

"Drown your sorrows like Haku, Meiko." She suggested, and Meiko threw an empty beer can at her face.

"SHUT UP!" Meiko was practically spitting out fire along with her words. "HAKU X MEIKO? SERIOUSLY? I MEAN, I KNOW WE DO SOME CRAZY S*** WHEN WE'RE WASTED, BUT...THAT'S MESSED UP." Meiko growled loudly in frustration, messing up her hair with her hands.

Luka yawned. "Well? Anything else?"

"Um..." Meiko had chugged two more cans, so she was a bit tipsy. "Well...Oh yeah, THERE'S THIS SAKINE CHICK THAT'S TAKING UP MY SPOTLIGHT!" Her words slightly slurred together as she spoke angrily.

Luka tilted her head to the side. "Anything else...?"

"THIS...THIS SAKINE CHICK SHOULD DIE OR GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! I'M AWESOMER THAN HER CAUSE I'M THE ORIGINAL!" Meiko had somehow chugged four more cans of beer even though ten seconds had already passed. "LULU," Meiko petted Luka on the head, almost pulling her hair violently.

"Luka," Luka corrected, feeling a bit of pain every time Meiko had stroked her head.

"YEAH, WHATEVER." Meiko continued chugging down her alchohol. "DO I LIKE COSPLAY? CAUSE I FOUND SOME COMICS WHERE I DRESSED UP A LITTLE PURPLE HAIRED GIRL IN A PENGUIN COSTUME. AND THAT HAKU CHICK IN A SHRINE MAIDEN OUTFIT AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON..." Luka gently pushed Meiko's face away from her own because of Meiko's acid breath.

"I'm...not sure. But please sit down and stop touching me." Luka spoke quietly and Meiko fell down on the floor. "...Close enough." Luka shrugged.

The door made creaking sounds as it was trying to be opened.

"Just push!" Luka yelled at the person behind the door. The door clicked open and then Defoko waddled in.

Dressed in a penguin suit.

"...Please help. I can't get out of this." Defoko pleaded Luka with big, glistening eyes that were so cute, Rin actually nosebled over them.

"...YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!" Luka hugged Defoko tightly, and thankfully to the costume, Defoko was able to breathe.

"HEY," Meiko was pulling herself up from the floor and onto the sofa. "YA KNOW, THOSE GACKCHA AND LIN DUDES SANG ABOUT MAH BOOBIES. WHAI?"

"Gakupo and Len, Meiko." Luka corrected yet again.

"AND IN THISH PICTCHA, THOSE MIKI AND REN CHICKS WERE...WELL, MIKI WAS SUCKING MAH BOOB AND REN WAS MASHTURBATING." Meiko's blush was intense, from both the alchohol and the pictures. "AND THE KAIKO GUY KEEPS F***ING ME IN MOST OF DA HENTAI PICS."

"Miku, Rin, and Kaito." Luka corrected yet again.

"THAT S*** IS NASTY. AND RUKA, I SOMETIMES F*** YOU IN DA HENTAI PICS TOO." Meiko was practically screaming for all they know. Luka blushed furiously.

"It's Luka! Stop drinking and go to your room!" Luka screamed, holding the Defoko-Penguin's hand tightly. She shut her eyes tightly, squeezing out small tears. Meiko stumbled over to her and kissed her forehead.

"D'awwww, don't be sad little girl..." Meiko began petting Luka on the head again. "Here, try this!" Meiko shoved beer down Luka's throat. Luka coughed and choked while Defoko just simply watched. "It makes me happy! GAHAHAHAHA~!" Meiko laughed loudly, hugging Luka by her waist.

"Meiko, you're drunk! Let me go!" Luka tried to struggle out of Meiko's grip but to no avail. Meiko's death grip was way too strong for her. Meiko pulled Luka closer.

"Shush pink tuna lady! I'M HAVING FUN!" Meiko was screaming. Loudly.

Defoko appeared in front of the camera. She raised her hand and turned off the camera.

Author's Note: ...Oh Haruhi, I think this is like the other rants where they rant for a little bit and then random crap goes on. TT^TT Other than that...I dunno.

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