Disclaimer: NUUUUU.

Author's Note: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- RITSU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE'S SUPPOSED TO ACT. I WAS HOPING FOR RUKO DAMMIT.

OrangePrincessNir, you're the 100th reviewer. Who called me a bitch. I'm hurt. Also, you didn't need to split apart. But you can do whatever you want.

UTAUloid Special! Ritsu's Rant

Ritsu sat in front of the camera, wearing his usual outfit. Beside him sat Teto who was eating French Bread. Behind the camera was Ted. Beside Ted was Rook. Under the couch was Ruko.

"Question, why are my chest missles so huge? Why couldn't they be small like Teto's?" Ritsu asked and Teto whacked him on the head with her half-eaten French Bread. Bread crumbs fell onto Ritsu's hair. The said trap brushed them off and lightly kicked Ruko's hand that was sticking out from under the sofa. "You're gonna get crushed if you stay under there. By me. Now get out of there." He commanded and Ruko reluctantly crawled out only to be glomped by Teto.

"RUUUUUUUUKOOOOOO~!" Teto screamed loudly in joy, nuzzling her head against Ruko's back. Ruko whimpered in fright. Ritsu facepalmed.

"Okay, I know that I'm a war robot and everything, but why am I crossdressing and I'm twenty tons?" He asked, tilting his head to the side.

"You look adorable though," Ruko commented, a faint blush on the hermaphrodite's face. Teto froze.

"Three, two, one..." Rook counted down, facepalming.

"NYARGHHHH!" Teto screamed, attacking Ritsu. Ritsu screamed, trying to get Teto off of him.

"TETO! STOP IT!" Ruko yelled, tugging harshly on Teto's shirt. "TETO!"

"THAT'S IT!" Ritsu fired his chest missles at Teto.

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"Ritsu, you idiot! Now we have to pay for the Vocaloid's roof! And the soundproof room! And the furniture! We already have a low budget as it is!" Ted yelled at Ritsu who was calmly eating a Chinese cabbage.

"So? They're making us stay here and work. It's not so bad." The trap was very lax at Ted was furious. Ruko was sitting on the half-sofa with dripping cotton, Teto sitting on the hermaphrodite's lap.

"HELL YES IT'S BAD! MIKO IS AT HOME, ALONE! I CAN'T LEAVE HER!" Rook grabbed Ritsu's shirt and shook him furiously. "I LOVE HER!"

"Alright alright, the dog loves the wolf, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE YANDERE CHIMERA THAT LOVES ME AND ALMOST KILLED A WAR ROBOT JUST BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING?!" Ruko shouted, "YOU BASTARD!"

"HEY, SHUT UP! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT FORGOT TO FEED MIKO AND SHE ALMOST DESTROYED THE HOUSE!" Rook shouted, grabbing Ruko's arms and thashing around.

"Stop it!" Ted appeared between the two. "Just stop it! We came here to rant, not to fight! Ritsu, just hurry up so we can get out of here!"

"Whatever," Ritsu sighed, pushing down his shirt. His chest missles were gone, so he looked more like a man than a woman. "I found this one picture where I had no shirt on, along with Ruko, Teto, and Haku. I was squeezing Haku's breasts along with Ruko, and I was not pleased with it. My breasts aren't that small and my eye color is wrong!"

Ruko facepalmed.

"And there was this one comic strip where I was just going to do some errands but Ruko had to follow me because she said I was 'cute' and there were perverts and pedophiles around. I could take care of myself! I'm a war robot!" Ritsu argued angrily, his hands balling up into fists. "And what the hell did 'heartwarming' mean?! And why did I say ten percent of Ruko is cute?!"

A small silence occured before Ted spoke up. "Because Ruko is ten percent female?"

Ritsu hissed at him and Ted backed away.

"There's also this comic where I said 'Ritsu loves Teto!' and Teto thought I was going to do a Ponyo impersonation. And then she said she hated precious brats! What did that mean?! And I also said that 'Soon I'll grow up to be an adult and then I'll be Teto's lover'! What the hell?!"

"Ritsu, shut up! Luka-tan keeps hidden cameras in here and she could make Teto act like a stuck up adult! Do you want that?!" Rook yelled, ripping his hair out. Ritsu huffed.

"No..." He started and then stuck out his tongue. "I'd rather keep the Teto that is crazy and almost killed me!" He said sarcastically.

"Anyways..." Ritsu held a faint blush on his cheeks as he spoke with a rather feminine, "The Ritsu x Mako pairings seem to be a bit more popular than every other pairing I'm in..."

"...Are we done?" His usual gruff voice returned, destroying everybody else's dazed expression from his voice. Ted shrugged.

"I don't know. But maybe we should-" The door bursted open.

"RITSU!" Luka shouted angrily, fire raging in her eyes. "YOU DESTROYED THE STUDIO, THE SOUNDPROOF ROOM, THE ROOF, AND EVEN LIN GOT TORN APART!" Luka pulled up Lin who was ripped in half, wires dangling from her body and sparks flying everywhere. Her left side of her body was missing. Lin's dull grey eyes were empty, as if they never were bright. "YOU KILLED HER! NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER RIN AND HOPE THAT THE OPERATION FAILS!" Luka stomped out, dragging the sparking Lin along the way.

"Um..." Ruko began, "...Let's just hope that they put a life insurance on Lin."

"I'm out of here before Rin kills me for killing Lin," Ritsu stated calmly, standing up and stretching a bit. He walked out before Rin bursted in from the other side.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO LIN?!" Rin shouted. THe UTAUloids stared at Rin before sprinting out of the room.

Random Rant Special!

All of the previous ranters(Excluding Ritsu and Rook who were hiding in their own home) and a few UTAUloids sat in the computer lab. All were browsing through their own sites as they searched for any artwork of them.

"Miku x Kaito? Cute? CUTE? CUTE?! BULLSHIT!" A purple flame bursted from Miku as her anger rose. Her appearence was morphing into her heavy metal version's, seeing how angry she was. Soon, the violet flame died down, and Hagane Miku sat in Hatsune Miku's place. Hagane's eyebrow twitched angrily as she peered at the others who were staring at her with amazement and confusion.

"WHAT?! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME LIKE THIS BEFORE?!" She barked, her dark cerulean eyes glaring at the crowd. The crowd backed off.

"Scary..." Kaito whimpered, small tears forming in his eyes. He switched places with Rin and then cowarded in the corner.

Rin huffed. "Wimp."

Ruko gasped, "They think I'm nineteen on here!" Slamming her fist on the table, she shouts, "I'm twelve! TWELVE!"

"They think I'm thirty-two! I'm fifteen-and-a-half!" Teto shouts, balling her fists up in anger. "Thirty-one is my chimera age! I'm not thirty-two!"

Luka looked at the clock and calendar. "...EVERYBODY GET OUT!" She suddenly shouts, sitting up from her chair and then shoving everybody out the small door.

"What the hell!" Hagane shouts, her face smushed against the metal door. The door couldn't be opened unless someone swiped their card on the scanner, which nobody did.

"WE'RE LATE! REALLY LATE! THREE DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE NEXT RANT!" Luka shouts and Rin bursts in a dark orange flame and transforms into Magane Rin.

"THREE DAYS?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!" Magane shouts and breaks down the door, running outside along with everybody else.

"HURRY! WE GOTTA DO THIS AND THAT TOO!" Luka shouts and the camera is knocked down by the running stampede.

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Author's Note: I'm sooooo sorry...I was busy and stuff, and...I know, this sucks. TT^TT