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Sorry, very sorry for the loooonnnngggg time I haven't worked on it. The well on my mind had gone dry. That and I have no confidence on spinning an epic yarn that other fanfic writers have successfully done. I'll try my best. Oh and during Naruto's entrance near the end of this story, I was listening to Fight to Change the World from Sengoku Basara anime...I think it might fit if you listen to it too while reading the scene.
To put it simply, Naruto was pissed. Pissed at the voluminous amount of Worms that have breached this universe. Pissed at how this could've possibly have happened. Pissed at whoever breached security in a Multiverse Defense Agency outpost seemed to be determined to ruin Harry Potter's life. 'It just doesn't make sense,' thought Naruto. The Multiverse Defense Agency was an organization well-hidden unless a hero (or other well-intentioned being) either discovered it or was deemed worthy to handle the fact that it was a fictional character. In other words, the MDA was the guardian of the Fourth Wall. The Wall that blocked the real world, you, the reader, lived in. You, the reader, conceive multiple universes via fanfiction, dreams, or what-have-you and it was the MDA's job to prevent whatever monsters people cook up from breaching that Wall. Yes, that means that there were probably an infinite number of Narutos working in MDA, in different universes, or even more epic/scary, an infinite number of Batmen...but I digress. Though that also means there must be a villainous counterpart to the MDA and that was something the MDA was always searching for.
Anyway, Naruto growled as he ran over another Worm with his Fenrir-type motorcycle in the streets of London. "Damn it all...I hope Yaguruma can hold on..."
"Well?" The creepy and possibly unstable leather-clad man stared at the two teenagers with wide eyes. "Did those freaks laugh at you too?" Getting no answer, Yaguruma just sighed, "Well, a loser like me doesn't really need to know, I guess. But them..." He turned towards the Worms, "Always laughing at ME!" He lunged towards the Worm and kicked the closest one.
Hermione and Harry looked on in amazement as the stranger was a whirlwind of kicks. He kicked one Worm then spun around to kick another trying to backstab him, he was even using other Worms to jump from and kick other Worms. "Such skill..." Hermione muttered.
"Yea...Hermione, NO!" Harry turned to see a Worm about to strike Hermione down. "I'm not gonna make it!" Harry thought as he moved to draw and block the Worm with Tiger's Claw when suddenly, a yellow streak knocked the Worm away.
"What?" Hermione fell down, surprised by the Worm and its savior.
The yellow streak turned and stopped in front of Harry, it was a bee...robot? The bee was carrying a bracelet and was hovering in front of Harry. "What?" Harry opened his hand and the bee dropped the bracelet onto his palm. "Is this like...his?" He gestured towards the Yaguruma. The bee nodded and landed onto an opening in the bracelet, becoming immobile.
"Huh..." Yaguruma skipped back towards the two teens, still in a fighting stance. "So, kid...you're the new Chosen of TheBee huh? Put it on...You'll know what to do. Heh...a loser like me doesn't seem to match up to your leadership..." As he kicked another Worm away, a BOING-BOING sound was heard as a somewhat blocky grasshopper like robot hopped in Yaguruma's hand. "Watch..," and with a sigh, he pushed a button on his belt buckle to reveal a small platform that he placed the grasshopper in "Henshin..." he muttered. Yaguruma was covered in a green light until his transformed into KickHopper! After his henshin was complete, he charged at the Worm again, kicking and kicking.
"He's a Rider!" Harry yelled out the obvious. "What am I doing?" Harry charged into battle, followed by an exasperated "Wait! What're you doing?" cry from Hermione.
"There are so damn many..." Harry gasped.
"How can we fight them all?" Hermione was kneeling next to Harry.
"You kids, heh... Such prowess makes me feel like a loser..." Yaguruma was also a bit winded. The Worm seemed to have backed off a bit, wary of attacking our three heroes. "Use it kid..." Yaguruma gestured to Harry's bracelet. "USE IT!" He yelled as he charged once again to the Worm.
"But ho..." Harry became rigid as information flooded in his brains.
"NO!" Hermione blocked a Worm who sought to take advantage of Harry's unmoving form.
However, Hermione was tired and weakened by the constant fighting, she was forced down and the Worm raised its claw to kill Hermione. Suddenly, a purple scorpion jumped from underground and knocked the Worm before a purple sword appeared from the sky and skewered the Worm, making it explode in a green flame. "Hm. So the girl has called forth the Sasword Zecter... Heh, this should even up everything a bit for this poor loser." Yaguruma said before going back to the fray.
In Harry's head, information about how to activate the Zecter and combat skills seemed to be absorbed into his brain and with a cry of "Henshin!" Harry transformed into Kamen Rider TheBee!
Hermione followed suit as her data download also finished and she placed the scorpion right above the purple sword's hilt, becoming Kamen Rider Sasword!
"Now..." Harry walked towards the huge army of Worm, "get out of our world!" Both he and Hermione charged towards the Worm.
"Can't...fight anymore..." Many hours of fighting has taken its toll on Hermione as she fainted on Harry's arms. Harry, too has been brought down to his knees. They were surrounded everywhere by what seemed to be endless amounts of Worm.
"Where's Naruto..." Harry could see black spots in his vision, and he was just struggling to remain conscious. KickHopper too, was down on one knee, gasping.
"Feh, a loser like me..." Yaguruma looked up into the sky, "Looks like I could not find the light within the darkness, aibo (partner)..." The remaining two men closed their eyes under their masks as they braced for the killing blow. Hearing impact but not feeling it, Harry and Yaguruma opened their eyes to see a big bike in front of them and the rider's hands outstretched, blocking all the blows.
"Hey guys!" Naruto smiled a bit, "Sorry for taking so long, but there were many Worm infecting my path." In a gentler tone he continued, "You guys rest now... I'll handle the rest." Wind spiraled around Naruto as the nearby Worm were blown away. Naruto got out of his bike as he began to glow red. "Okay, you punks... Time to learn why..." Naruto drew an odd sword, it was chained about halfway, with 5 chains hanging from the bottom of the hilt ending in fox symbols. The sword also glowed red ominously. "I'M KNOWN AS THE CRIMSON WIND!"
The last thing Harry Potter saw before he fell unconscious was a red wave of energy that flowed all around Naruto.
"Ah shit..., I won't be doing THAT attack for awhile..." Naruto knelt down on one knee as he looked around, "Well, at least I got them all... Sorry for not being here sooner." Naruto looked back towards Yaguruma and the two unconscious teens.
"Hmph, it's ok. I'm just a loser who couldn't do his job..." Yaguruma looked at the two teens who were demorphed as the Sasword and TheBee zecters disappeared into a green portal. He then turned to walk away, also demorphing in the process.
"Wait! You've taken a bit of liking to them, haven't you?" Yaguruma stopped at Naruto's words.
"Unlike me, I sense that their light shall never be extinguished...Like my aibo... Good bye, shinobi." Yaguruma continued on, searching for the place where the light exists in the darkness.
I'll try and hopefully update this during my week break from school. Oh and please, listen to the next few dialogue while listening to Eva Special... Just youtube it.
Naruto: Wow! What a battle! And man, aren't I freakin' awesome?
Harry: Well, Hermione and I fainted, didn't really see anything...But look! Ron's back, Quidditch World Cup!
Ron: Hey guys...wow, you 2 look terrible... Whatever happened at yours and Hermione's, you shoulda stayed in The Burrow...
Hermione: Wait...is that? Death Eaters!...Or drunk former-Death Eaters? That poor muggle!
Naruto: Damn racist bastards, I'll show them TRUE FEAR!
Ron: Somebody cast the Dark Mark!
Harry: Voldemort...is this related to my dream?
Me: Find out next time on Exiled Chapter 12: The Quidditch Cup!