Buffy and Mary were talking in Buffy's dream.
"and that's why you should meet my cousin"
"Oh my god she sounds so amazing. Should I meet her?"
"Of course you should"
The girls squealed until Buffy's fantasy was interrupted by the sound of her mom's voice yelling "time to get up"
Buffy got ready for school and hopped on the bus.
She sat next to Mary
"How are ya, babe?" Mary asked
"Totes awesome babe"
"Love ya!"
"mhm!"
The bus stopped at school.
Mr Schue was explaining this week's assignment: Glam.
"Glam, fame, fortune."
"Mr Schue, I think glam is a great assignment, but I would rather do some Disney" Kimmy told Mr Schue
"Well, we'll do that next week"
"Mr Schue, I have a perfect song" Buffy told him.
She sung Adam Lambert's If I Had You, directed at Mary. Mary was all that was on her mind.
"That was great Buffy, but you are no me" Kimmy interjected
"That's it you little-"
Kimmy often reminded Buffy of her sister, Darcy Lopez. Darcy was one annoying brat.
"Oh and Mr Schue- I have a song" Kimmy said again. She sung Celine Dion's I Drove All Night.
Nick and Liam were talking
"Liam... can I tell you something"
"What?"
"I'm gay"
"For who?"
"You"
"Look, I'm dating Priya. I don't need this"
"But I love you"
"I love you too... just not as much"
"I wanna be with you..."
"I wanna be with you too... I need Priya... but there is one thing..."
"What?"
"I'm bi."
Nick sighed of relief. There was at least one chance.
The girls and Will did a number together. They covered Bad Romance by Lady Gaga (as Buffy said "glam is what's popular")
Mary overheard. She smiled at Buffy's lines in the performance.
The next day came
"Hi Buffy"
"Hi Mary"
"Listen, if you have anything to say to me, say it"
"Fine. I love you"
A tear rolled down Mary's eyes.
"I love you too Buffy"
"But I can't tell anybody"
"Why not?"
"Because... I heard this boy Kurt Hummel got a lot of crap for being homosexual"
"Come on Buffy... Kurt's bullies may have graduated"
"But... who says they aren't still lurking around?"
"True dat..."
"Look, I just need to find time before I can reveal. You understand?"
"I understand, Buff"
Kimmy was furious
"That bitch" she mumbled angrily while looking at Lily
"Why?" asked Will
"She took my Sam"
"Big deal"
"Sam was my life"
"Actually, Sam wasn't your life. He ran away to San Jose, remember?"
"I remember"
"And he broke things off with you last night. Remember that?"
"Don't remind me"
Kimmy tried to start a bitch fight
"HEY BITCH!"
"What did you just call me?"
"That's right. I called you a bitch"
"How dare you!"
"SAVE IT FOR LATER, HARLOT"
"DON'T SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE-"
They pulled each other's hair and called each other names. Again
"Knock it off!" shouted Bullroar
"She started it!" Kimmy and Lily simultaneously said
"I don't give a damn about who started it. Both of you- to Figgins's office"
They both walked off to Principal Figgin's office.
"It's all Kimmy's fault"
"It was your fault, little brat"
"Ladies" Figgins interrupted, "fighting is prohibited at this school"
"Well, tell it to little miss perfect" Lily defiantly said.
"No name calling"
Lily and Kimmy both rolled their eyes.
"As a result, you both must go to Detention"
"Wha?" the girls said simultaneously.
"No defying your principal"
The girls did what they were told. They went to Detention for fighting
"What a rough week!" Will puffed
"Fights, Fights, Fights" Fae also puffed
"With this week's assignment done, let's sing our end song" Mr Schue chirped. The glee club groaned
"Do we have to?" whined Rio
"Do what your teacher says" Finn snapped
They all sung Cyndi Lauper's She Bop.
It was the end of yet another week.