Bullroar was coaching her volleyball team, using the same insults when they failed: "Try harder", "My pet rat can do better than you" and "Gosh even my last team was better than you guys!".
Watching them was Bieste. She needed to talk to Bullroar and test if Bullroar liked her or not.
Once Bullroar was done giving the team insults, she noticed Bieste. Although Bieste couldn't see since she was so high up in the bleachers, but Bullroar pulled the "Bitch get away" look on her face.
Bieste climbed down from the bleachers to talk to Bullroar.
"Hey Bullroar"
"Piss off Bieste. I'm practising"
"Well. I just came to say hi"
"I know. You've had that look on your face since you laid eyes on me. Okay, look, Bieste. Give it up. I don't like you"
Bieste was hurt. Bullroar was the only other woman at McKinley who knew what it was like to be a female coach, and now Bullroar hated her. Bieste started referring to Bullroar as Oman.
The volleyball team was puffed.
"Coach, Matheus said that he won't be playing at the game next week, as he's going to Guatemala" puffed Samuel, a volleyball player with dreads
"That's a shame. MATHEUS!"
Matheus, a Brazilian boy rushed over to Bullroar
"Yes, Coach"
"Samuel told me that you're going to Guatemala next week and won't be at the game. Is this true?" Bullroar asked
"Yes." Matheus answered
"Well, I'm sorry Matheus, but you're gonna have to miss the game after that"
"You can't tell that to a student" Bieste interjected
"There's no rules against it."
"Yes there a-" Samuel got cut off by Bullroar
"Also, Samuel, tell Cameron he's off the team for skipping practice"
"Yes coach"
Marissa von Bleicken, one of the Cheerios, flirtatiously waved at Patrick. Marissa was walking by with her friend, Lindsay Pearce.
"Hubba hubba" Lachlan said, pretending to be over Nikki
Patrick's jaw dropped. She was cute. He liked her.
"Look's like somebody's in lurve" Lachlan playfully teased
"It's just a crush"
"Oh really. Is that what Santana Lopez said about Brittany Pierce? Is that what Rachel Berry said about that Finn bumhole? Is that what I said about Nikki?"
"I guess not"
"All I'm saying is that it WILL turn into something more"
"I know..."
"Hey look... there's Buffy"
"Uh... hi..." Buffy overheard
"Hi muffin"
Buffy walked on, with a "did they really just say that?" face
A strange visitor appeared behind Lily
"Hi babe"
It was Sam
"I thought you were in San Jose"
"I was, until Quinn found me and brought me back here. We live together now"
"Oh..."
"Listen, Finn said that you and Kimmy had a fight"
"Yeah... we did. Figgins gave us detention"
"So, how's glee life?"
"Well, nothing really. Finn and Lachlan hate each other and lots of other crap"
"Nice to hear"
"Listen..."
"What?"
"I love you... I never meant to start that fight with Kimmy"
"I believe you" Sam said before he kissed Lily, full on the lips
Will sighed
"Still in love with that dude?" Kimmy asked
"Yes"
That dude was Matheus, the volleyball player who was going to Guatemala next week.
"Matheus is a babe"
"I know..."
Matheus walked past. Will almost fainted.
"Hey Will" Matheus politely said. Matheus was the nicest person on the volleyball team.
"Guess what?" Will chirped
"What?" groaned New Directions. It was the same routine
"We have two good news. We have a new member willing to sing to you, and our assignment is... drum roll Finn..." Finn did a drum roll. "DUETS"
Nobody cheered.
"First, our member who is trying out today is... Damien McGinty, jr. He's from Ireland, the Emerald Isle. Let's give him a welcome"
A boy, with brown hair entered the room.
"I'm Damien and I'll be singing Ronan Keating's When You Say Nothing At All"
He sung it with his Irish accent. Everybody cheered
"Well, Damien, you've been accepted"
Damian was happy. Music was his favourite subject.
"And for a change, I'll be pairing you guys up"
The glee club groaned
"Liam, you go to Shanae. Marie, you will go to Fae. Lachlan, you go to Samantha. Buffy, you go to Priya. Charlie, you go to Rio. Nikki, you go to Patrick. Kimmy, you go to Nick. Lily, you go to Damien. Will, you go to Lacey. Marley you go to Brooke and I think that's it"
"Uh Mr Schue, I don't have a partner" Kimmy told him
"I guess you'll have to do a three way with Marley and Brooke"
Everybody moved to their designated partners.
Bieste sat in Bullroar's "spot"
"Beat it, Bieste" Bullroar said, pissed
"Sorry, Oman. I didn't think this was your regular spot" Bieste said, sarcastically
"I said beat it"
"Nope"
Bullroar got angry.
"I SAID BEAT IT!"
"Who do you think you're messing with?"
"I dunno, but you're messing with Bullroar"
"Well Oman, you just got frightened by the Bieste"
"Oh please, my pet rat can make better crap than that"
"I don't give a damn about your pet rat"
Bullroar was furious. Nobody messed with her.
"Nobody messed with me"
"That's right. They don't mess with you because you scare them."
Mr Schue stepped in the fight
"Enough ladies"
The fight stopped. Mr Schue had enough of the fights.
Damien and Lily were talking
"What's it like in Ireland?" Lily asked, wonderingly
"Well, in Ireland, we believe in leprechauns"
"I know that" she giggled
"Well, we have a statue of Molly Mallone, and we had the potato plague or something like that"
Lily sighed
"What song should we do?" she asked
"I reckon we should do some Adam Lambert"
"You really think so"
"Sure."
Will was talking to Matheus on Facebook.
"So, how was volleyball?" Will typed
"Awesome. It's a shame I'm gonna miss it thanks to my lameass trip to Guatemala"
"Wow. Have you been there?"
"Never."
"So, subject change, do you have any memories of Brazil?"
"Yes. Brazil is nothing like America"
Will giggled. He realized it was dinnertime
"Gotta go Matheus, it's dinnertime"
Will signed out. Matheus was all he could think about. Matheus, Matheus, Matheus.
At Matheus's house, Matheus was practising volleyball with his dad once he logged off facebook
"How's volleyball?" his dad asked
"Great. Uh... listen... the game next week is the same date as when we're going to Guatemala"
"Oh..."
"can we reschedule?"
"Sorry son, we can't. We're busy on all the other times and this was the only time that was free"
"But they'll lose without me"
"My mind is made up"
Marissa and Lindsay were talking with Patrick romantically focusing on Marissa. She waved at him and smiled. Lindsay just smiled.
"So, do you want... somebody's still in lurve" Lachlan teased
"Oh shut it you"
"Listen... at football practice, I don't want to alarm you...but..."
"What"
"Jerry Phew is dating her"
Jerry Phew was a nerdy football player. Patrick was hurt.
Patrick spotted Marissa talking to Lindsay with a hurt look on his face
Lily and Damien performed their duet of "Whataya Want From Me" by Adam Lambert that they agreed to do.
"Well, that was great ladies. I think Buffy and Charlie have a duet"
They did Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis.
Damien was crazy about Lily. Little did he know that she was dating Sam, who had just returned from San Jose.
He was singing possible duets between the two of them, such as True Colors and Someone Like You.
Damien was at McKinley, and he saw something he didn't want to see: Lily and Sam kissing. Yuck he thought. Damien instantly didn't feel welcome at McKinley.
Before Dam knew it, a meathead football player threw a slushie at his face. He definitely didn't feel welcome.
Will and Matheus were talking again.
Matheus looked at his watch. It was time for volleyball practice
"Sorry Will, gotta go"
Matheus ran to the volleyball field, only to find out something he didn't want to hear.
"Matheus, you're off the team. No team member of mine misses a game due to a holiday" Bullroar told him. "Turn in your gear"
Matheus was deeply hurt.
"Oh, and Matheus, you've been replaced by Hannah over there" she pointed to a large girl
"But coach..."
"No buts to Bullroar"
"Wha?"
"That's my name, dumbock"
"I thought it was Coach Oman"
Another duet, well, a tri-et, was performed by Kimmy, Marley and Brooke. The song they performed was One by A Chorus Line
"Snazzy" Mr Schue said.
"Well, our assignment is nearing a finish. Let's sing a song"
"We do this every day" Buffy complained
"What's wrong with that?"
Buffy sighed. Sometimes she wished Mr Schue wasn't as enthusiastic as he was.
"Mr Schue, I have a song" Damien chirped
"Let's hear it"
Damien sung A-ha's Take on Me. That was the real end of assignment