Shanae Hummel was bored. Her uncle Burt was talking to her parents. They invited him for dinner. Shanae was set on winning the Volleyball game next week and being Bullroar's favorite. Bullroar's current favorite was Samuel. Samuel was her teacher's pet and her assistant in a way.

"... and Kurt's doing fine. He's in his freshman year of college." Burt told her parents.

"That's lovely" Mrs Hummel said.

"I'll get going"

Burt left.

"I might go do some homework" Shanae told her parents

"No, you stay here. You need to train for volleyball" her dad told her

"Fine"

Kimmy was trying out for Cheerios.

"Stop right there" Sue Sylvester said. "What was your name again?"

"Kimmy Berry"

"Well, Berry. You just got into the Cheerios. Though you have a long way to go to get to the top of the pyramid, you have movements. Although you remind me of one of the seven dwarfs who graduated last year, you have potential. But don't expect it too soon. Now get out of my way, your enthusiasm makes me nauseous"

Kimmy cheered.

"You got in. Big whoop!" Lily said to Kimmy on her way out.

"Move out of my way"

"No. I refuse. I have been on here and have waited for head cheerleader position my whole entire high school life. And for you to just randomly show up on the team, that's just sad. Really sad"

"I don't need sarcasm"

"Did I give you any? My bad"

Kimmy rolled her eyes

Marley also was trying out for Cheerios.

"Well, Miley, I'll stop you there. You seem like a sweet girl. But to be honest- you have a name too similar for that crap singer Marley Cyrus"

"My name is Marley. It's actually Miley Cyrus, BTW"

"I don't care. You've made the team"

Marley squealed with excitement.

"Now get out- your voice screams out mediocrity"

Marley did as told.

Shanae and Samuel were talking

"Listen, Bullroar says that tomorrow's game starts at 1:15 in the afternoon"

"Uh... thank you?"

"Look. You will never be Bullroar's pet. Got that?"

"Actually, Samuel, I do"

"You have no idea how hard I worked to get on the team"

"Uh... I do actually Sammy"

Samuel was looking into Shanae's eyes. She wasn't afraid. That's what he liked about her.

Samuel actually did love Shanae, but it was so hard trying to hate her, but all he did was want to kiss her, tell her he loved her, but she just wanted to compete with him like his love was some sort of joke.

"Well, let's be happy for our game"

Matheus was absent. He was on is holiday in Guatemala.

Damien was singing his solo of I Choose You by Stan Walker.

"Well done, Damien. Good news, a member has just returned!" Mr Schue chirped

"Who?"

"Sam Evans"

Sam walked into the room.

"That bitch" mumbled Damien. Lily cheered.

"Who's this?" asked Sam, about Damien

"Damien. Now get out my before I blow you with my Ronan Keating charm"

"Okay. Lily, tell Brian McFadden that he... how can I put this nicely... sucks"

Damien was offended. Damien looked NOTHING like Brian McFadden.

Mary, Charlie and Buffy were in a three way.

"Why are we doing this?" asked Charlie

"Because Charlene, it's sexy" Mary answered

"Totes, Mary" Buffy interjected

"Umm... aren't three ways against school rules?"

"Charlene, where's your head at? Figgins is the stupidest principal in the universe"

Kimmy stood in front of the threesome

"Can I join" she asked

"No. It's a THREESOME"

"Exactly. Four's a crowd"

"I thought it was..."

"We don't care what you thought"

Samuel and Shanae and the volleyball team were versing Carmel High School.

"'kay guys, use our biggest strategy: violence"

Samuel was unsteady with the choice of violence.

"But isn't that illegal?" asked Samuel

"My last school used it. So will you"

Bullroar's last school was George Washington High School over in Seattle.

"But..."

"No buts Samuel. As my best player, you will do what I say"

"Then I quit. I will not use violence in any way"

Shanae smiled. Not only did he stand up to Bullroar, but he left the spot of "Assistant to Bullroar" vacant. Her life was made

Samuel watched the volleyball team on the bleachers. He wasn't surprised, that by using violence, that they were losing.

The day after the volleyball game had arrived. The volleyball team had lost.

Back at glee club, Lily and Sam were doing a duet of Lady Gaga's You and I, with a jealous Damien watching

"We're in love" Lily cheered, which translated to "We're dating"

Damien felt sick. Lily was not just hot, but superawesomemegafoxyhot and he would never let her down. But he knew Sam must have had a pretty bad year last year. Damien was about to do the unthinkable: go through Sam's files. It was a two man job, so he did what most people would do: get a sidekick. He found the perfect sidekick. Well, there were two sidekicks. They were Marissa and Patrick.

Damien found zilch in Sam's files. So he asked the girl who knew everything: Quinn Fabray.

"So, Miss Fabray, what was Sam Evans like last year?" asked Damien

"Well, it's a tough story. Sam got kicked off the football team, so he stopped eating. Sam lost a lot of weight, so we got suspicious. We took him to the doctors and he was diagnosed with... anorexia"

Damien felt guilty. The other two weren't surprised. Marissa herself, had anorexia.

The next day, Damien approached Sam.

"I know you're secret"

"What?"

"You have a condition called..."

"How did you know?"

"I asked Quinn Fabray"

"You didn't"

"But oh I did. I actually feel sorry for you"

"That was private stuff"

"And it was serious too. I wonder if you're parents noticed"

"They haven't"

"Because you didn't tell them"

"Because I was too scared"

"Well don't be"

"Why not? I think I have every right"

"Actually, Samsicle, you don't. It's serious for gods sake"

Sam was furious

"I'm fine okay. Just stop"

"Well, you know who has a fault in this?"

"Who?"

"Quinn. She told us"

"Well you asked"

"Because you've been... shocking. It's turning heads in a bad way"

"Just stop"

Sam was moved to tears.

Mary and Charlie were jealous of Kimmy and Buffy's friendship.

"We need a plan" Charlie told Mary

"Show Kimmy Lima Heights Adjacent?"

"Mary..."

"Sometimes I don't think"

"Thinking's essential"

"Fine."

"How about we show Kimmy the Ghost Train, Buffy's favorite ride?"

"Sure"

The girls did a handshake. It was a good idea.

Marley sung Perfect by P!nk at glee club. She said it was dedicated to everybody, but there was a catch. Damien had gotten her to sing it to Sam.

Damien felt bad about getting Marley to sing it. He felt like he should have sung it himself.

Samuel and Mary overheard. They felt like joining, but they ever got the time. Maybe Mary could cut a spot for her to audition and maybe Samuel could cancel all his busy appointments with his band.

Buffy and Kimmy sung a duet of P!nk's Please Don't Leave Me.

"This week has come to end" Mr Schue said

The class groaned. This was the only week that they didn't have to find a sing to fit in with a perfect theme.

The group performed (Keep Feeling) Fascination by Human League.