A/N: Oh my gawd...I'm gonna love this chapter. I don't doubt the fact that you, our wonderful audience/readers/daregivers, will undeniably love it too. Let the madness ensue...
Gr: Hey T.J, it's showtime!
T.J: *Talking to anonymous friend on phone* Yep, Let the madness ensue. *Hangs up*
Gr: Then may I ak you to read the dares today?
T.J: It's an honour! Ooh, and the first set of dares are from yours truly. I say:
HEEEY! I'M BACK! *Scary music* And I got more ways to have fun with the KH gang! And, Rain, I'd love to! But, I'll get on with the dares:
Xemnas: Dye your hair pink and pretend to be Marluxia! I need a camera...
Xigbar: I heard that you only wear the eye patch to look cool, is it true?
Xaldin: Why do you have dreadlocks? And cut them.
Vexen: Go inside of a biant oven for science.
Lexaeus: Would you be more talkative if you were texting?
Zexion: Get a Twlight book.
Saix: Bang Zexion's head on the wall yelling "TWILIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE!"
Axel: Burn down Bill Gates's house then you get a Firehound.
Demyx: I feel bad for you. Not. Go watch Scary Movie 1 through 4.
Luxord: Dress up as Voltaire the sing 'Day of the Dead.'
Marluxia: Shave ourself bald.
Larxene: Go in a room with my pack of Volti. (Olti re like wolves, but they're way more ferocious and they are way stronger.)
Roxas: Go have fun! :D
Xion: You deserved it because I really don't like you. Stuff yourself in an Iron Madin.
Riku: Switch places with my best friend Amanda.
Sora: Can I have your Keybade Two Across? I'll give you a cake...
Kairi: Stab yourself with your girly Keyblade.
Terra: When you said "Being a Keyblade Master is all I've ever dreamed about!" my firt thought was, "Terra... YOU NEED A HOBBY!" Your thoughts?
Ventus: Have a cake! :D
Aqua: You do know I was watching your date with Zack? And I video taped it for future blackmail...
Cloud: Dance the caramelldansen dance, while listening to it. And I get to film it.
Leon: Same as Cloud.
Sephiroth: Same as Leon.
Aerith: Why do you always wear pink?
Okay, that's all. Now I gotta wait for Amanda to call back. . See ya!
Gr: You heard the lady!
Xemnas: Kingdom Hearts! What have I done to deserve this?
Gr: Let's see. You tried to kill Sora and use his heart to complete Kingdom Hearts, almost killed Riku, Xion died becuse of you...Need anymore?
Xemnas: *growls* Where's the dyer. *Gr makes it magically appear and hands to Xemnas*
Gr: Now, no wasting.
Xemnas: *dyes hair pink and sighs* Happy now, author lady?
Gr: I'm a GUY, goddammit! I even cut my hair yesterday for you people. GAWD! *punches Xemnas and knocks him unconscious*
T.J: Umm...Rain?
Gr: How'd you know my name? *looks at Xemnas* Oh...my bad. *laughs nervously*
T.J: It's not fair! Continue!
Xigbar: Yes. 'Nuff said.
Xaldin: I have dreadlocks because Square Enix tested my look as a sick joke. I ended up looking good, so they kept it. And no.
Gr: Hydra...
Xaldin: Fine. *summons lance and cuts dreadlocks*
Gr: Ah, I love my life. Next!
Vexen: What does 'biant' mean?
T.J: What? *looks at dare* Oh, I meant giant. Sorry, was a typo.
Vexen: *goes into giant oven and sweats like crazy* what...what is this place? *feels the heat* Okay, it burns. Can I come out now?
T.J: Nope. *closes oven door and locks it*
Vexen: *heard screaming from inside*
T.J: Next!
Lexaeus: What's...texting?
T.J: *shows him what it means*
Lexaeus: Oh. *gets a phone from Gr and texts T.J*
Gr: What's it say?
T.J: *shows screen*
Screen: Hi.
Gr: I guess that answers the question. Zexion?
Zexion: *reading his book* What's 'Twilight'?
T.J: It's a book about vampires.
Zexion: Oh, sweet. *T.J gives him Twilight and he dumps his old book and starts reading Twilight*
Gr: Okay, not what I expected...
Saix: Oh, you don't know how long i've wanted to do this. *walks up to Zexion with evil grin*
Zexion: *looks up from book* What?
Saix: *picks up Zexion by the head and bangs in on the wall* TWILIGHT IS NOT LITERATURE!
Zexion: *bleeding from forehead* wha the fu-
Saix: *bashes Zexion's head into the wall harder* GET A LIFE, YOU FREAKING EMO FREAK!
Zexion: *falls to ground limp and faints soon after*
Roxas: That was mean...
Saix: *glares at Roxas*
Roxas: *shuts up*
T.J: Next!
Axel: Who's Bill Gates?
T.J: *shows him a picture of Bill Gates and his house*
Axel: Ok. Be back in five...*creates dark corridor and disappears*
(Five minutes later)
Axel: *steps in through dark corridor* Now give me my Firehound!
Gr: Here ya go *summons a Firehound in front of Axel*
Axel: Sweet!
Demyx: I don't like horror movies!
T.J: They're not horror, they're comedy.
Demyx: Oh...in that case, okay.
Gr: *summons TV, DVD player, and all four movies on DVD, and popcorn in the next room* There ya go.
Demyx: *goes into room with a bucket of popcorn*
Luxord: *drunk* Who's Volter? Is he a Pokemon?
T.J: *eye twitches* What did you just say?
Luxord; *drunk* I asked if he was a Pokemon. What if he tries to thundershock me?
T.J: *summons Voltaire costume and a massive speaker, with a microphone* Sing! NOW!
Luxord: *starts singing 'Day of the Dead' in completely wrong notes and octaves, etc.*
Demyx: *screams from next room* Keep it down! I'm trying to watch a movie here!
Xigbar: *shoots Luxord in the vocal cord and shuts him up*
Luxord: *chokes on himself and eventually faints*
Gr: ...*shivers* Next?
Marluxia: What is with all the shaving dares?
Gr: That's for the darers to answer. Now *hands Marluxia razor* get on with it.
Marluxia: *shaves himself bald* Happy?
Larxene: Lol. Now Xemmy can replace you.
Marluxia and Xemnas: *death glares Larxene*
Larxene: *shuts up*
Gr: Larxene? *points to a random door with "Beware: Volti Room" written on it*
Larxene: ...Oh poop. *walks in*
Gr: Three...two...one.
Larxene: *screams, snarls and sounds of high voltage are heard from the room*
T.J: Roxy!
Roxas: I love you co-uthor lady! *glomps T.J*
T.J: *faints from glomp*
Gr: *takes off sock and waves it in front of T.J's face*
T.J: *wakes up from the stench* Eww, gross man!
Gr: Most effective way to do anything. Next?
Xion: ...*walks into an Iron Maiden. Iron Maiden opens and Xion walks out wearing a bloody Iron Maiden tee*
Gr: ...Where'd you get that shirt?
Xion: ...*points inside Iron Maiden. There is a portal inside leading to an Iron Maiden concert*
T.J: ...Damn you Rain! *tackles Gr*
Gr: *falls to the ground* Ouch!
T.J: Next!
Riku: Where is she?
T.J: *points cell phone at Riku* here.
Riku: *takes the phone. As he touches it, he is sucked in as a girl comes out*
?: I'm Amanda!
T.J: Hi!
Amanda and T.J: *glomp each other*
Gr: *recovers from tackle* Next.
Sora: Which ones Two Across?
T.J: *checks through all of Sora's keychains* This one. *she takes it*
Sora: Meh, i still have oblivion.
Roxas: But that's mine. Use Jungle King or something.
Sora: Meh.
Gr: Next?
Kairi: ...*stabs self with her Keyblade and faints*
Terra: No comment.
Aqua: *laughs nervously* Oh poop. I hate you co-author lady. And you author...guy.
Gr and T.J: *high-fives each other*
Ventus: Yay cake! Omnomnomnom! *eats cake*
Cloud: ...I hate you T.J. *starts dancing* Oi, Leon! Join in!
Leon: ...I hate you Rain. *starts dancing* Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Don't bother. *walks into an open Hydra portal*
Cloud and Leon: (=_O)
Gr: Oh, let me just throw in a dare. You two keep doing that until one of you ends up fainting.
T.J: LOL. Sweet unintended benefit!
Cloud and Leon: *death glares Gr and T.J*
Aerith: I'm a floergirl. What did you expect?
Gr: Green.
Aerith: Fine then. *magically tranforms pink dress into a green one* Happy?
Gr: Yes. And that's all from T.J.
Everyone: Yay...wait, there's more isn't there...
Gr: Yes. This set of dares is from Destiny's Call and they say:
Me: Greetings, author. I'm Destiny, and I have my own special dares. Oh, and to help you enforce the rules, I've called for some help. They should be here…
(Dark Corridor appears)
Xemnas: Hey! That's copyrighted! Organization members only!
?: We are Organization members!
(Three people walk in with Organization cloaks. As one, they remove their hoods to reveal Dynilexs, Addixem, and Ularxa.)
Addixem: Hello, there. We're here to help you out. Give dares, and we get to kill anyone who attempts to escape. (Turns to me) That is what the deal is, right?
Me: Yep. Oh, and Dynilexs, aren't you forgetting something?
Dynilexs: (Malicious grin) Oh, yeah! (Walks over to Saïx and punches him in the face) That's for what you did to Raxsah, Ularxa, and Khanx!
Saïx: (Fazed) Who?
Ularxa: Oh, wouldn't you like to know. Anyways, destiny has the dares.
Xemnas: Change your name to Mansex for five chapters, and recognize that Dynilexs, Addixem, and Ularxa are members.
Xigbar: Meh, you're not my favorite, so go jump in a shark-infested lake (and no using special powers to not get hurt or get out)
Xaldin: You're a creeper! You must die a horrible death!
Vexen: Well, you're not my favorite, but my best friend is obsessed with you, so I'll spare your life, and you get to beat up Axel and lock him in a closet without a bathroom.
Lexaeus: Let Ularxa borrow your tomahawk so she can beat the snot out of Saïx with it.
Zexion: I like you quite a lot. (Up there with Demyx) and so does my BFF, so you get a library with every book in all the worlds. The only catch is you have to share with Addixem. (Don't worry, she's good with books)
Saïx: Let all of my OC's beat you senseless and dead for what you did to them and your friends.
Axel: Vexen, Zexion, Dynilexs, and Addixem are going to beat you up and lock you in a closet without a bathroom. (Revenge!)
Demyx: OMG! I love you! (Tacklehug) You get cookies, music, video games, and whatever you want for this chapter.
Luxord: Go take a hike up a mountain filled with evil creatures. (No powers or weapons)
Marluxia: Hm… well, I guess I'll just hug you and let you join Demyx.
Larxene: (Hug) you're so misunderstood, you're really very great and awesome. You get a day at the spa! (And afterwards destroy the houses of anyone you choose.
Roxas: Mmmm… try to rescue Axel from the closet without a bathroom. (Addixem and Dynilexs will tear you to pieces)
Xion: Go to the spa with Larxene, and join her in the destroying of houses.
Sora: Keyblade to me. Now.
Riku: Go jump off a cliff.
Kairi (hug) you're great! Go with Larxene and Xion.
Me: And that's all the separate dares. Now, I have a group dare.
Everyone except my OC's, Zexion, Vexen, the girls, me, Gr, Demyx, and Marluxia: You have to have a duel to the death with my OC's, including the ones I just called. Beware: Fifteen against Ten!
(Dark Corridor opens and twelve others walk in. They push their hoods down to reveal Timex, Raxsah, Xemria, Xenri, Aryx, Xemichal, Draxloh, Luxkls, Khanx, Nexark, Cholanxis, and Xilef.)
Me: Speak of the devil! Great to see you guys.
Dynilexs: Cholanxis! (Glomp)
Ularxa: Timex. (Glare)
Xemichal: OMG! It's Xion! (Starts running, but is stopped by Aryx) Oh, come on, no need to be jealous.
Aryx: I'm not jealous, she doesn't know you. And Xenri, (Xenri freezes) Axel doesn't know you.
Xenri: Whaaaaaat?
Timex: Anyways, weren't we going to kill these guys.
Xenri: I'm not killing Axel!
Raxsah: I'm not killing Demyx!
Me: Don't worry, someone else will kill them. Now, let's get started.
Gr: Right, you heard the dare. Do it!
T.J: *casts Raise on Xemnas and revives him* You're up first again. *gives him dare*
Mansex: I will not be- He changed it already, didn't he?
Destiny: Yep, afraid so.
T.J: Xigbar!
Xigbar: I hate my life. *jumps into shark infested lake*
Gr: LOL.
T.J: I don't know, i didn't like him either. Next?
Xaldin: *sighs* First the dreadlocks, now death. Why do you hate me?
Destiny: Reason isn't needed for drastic actions.
Xaldin: What? What does that-
Gr: Die! *summons massive hole under Xaldin's feet, A Hydra reaches up and snaps Xaldin's spine in two*
Destiny: ...ouch.
Gr: You did say horrible.
Destiny: True.
T.J: Next?
Vexen: Finally, somebody recongises me! And Axel?
Axel: Huh?
Vexen: *takes him by the collar and drags him out of the room*
Axel: What's the big idea?
Vexen: Don't take it personally, it's a dare. I, however, will be delivering it personally.
Axel: Wha-
Vexen: *locks Axel in the closet*
Lexaeus: ...*gives Ularxa tomahawk* You know it's called Skysplitter.
Ularxa: Cool. Saix?
Saix: Oh, for the love of-
Ularxa: Die! *bashes Skysplitter into Saix's head*
Saix: *dead*
T.J: *casts Raise on Saix and revives him*
Saix: Oh good. For a moment there-
Ularxa: *hits Saix handed than last time on the head*
Saix: *dead...again*
Gr: Next?
Zexion: I thank you Destiny. Come, Addixem *goes into Library with Addixem*
Addixem: Sweet.
T.J: *casts Raise on Saix again*
Saix: Thank you co-author lady. I lo- they're gonna beat me up again aren't they...?
T.J: *nods then LOLs*
(after minutes of brutal senseless beating later...)
Saix: *bleeding and dead*
Axel: I'm already in here.
Gr: Okay then. You're freed. *opens closet door*
Axel: Sweet! *looks around*
Vexen, Zexion, Dynilexs, Adiixem and Gr: *pushes him in again and locks the door*
Axel: Oh, come on!
Demyx: *still in other room* Yeah, sure. Just let me finish this movie. *munches on popcorn*
Luxord: *drunk* I'm going where now?
Gr: You're goin' hikin' man.
Luxord: *drunk* I'm a viking now?
Gr: *facepalms* Just...go *opens portal to Paramina Rift (FFXII)*
Luxord: *drunk* hubba bubba bob now?
T.J: Remember, no magic or weapons. Aything suspicious and the Hydras eat ya. *pushes him in and closes the portal with her hands*
Marluxia: *staring at a mirror in bald depression* Oh really?
Destiny: Yes...
Marluxia: Well, in that case...no. Now, leave me alone. *goes back to looking himself in the mirror*
Destiny: *sadface*
Larxene: *almost cries* Thanks. Come with me?
Destiny: Sure.
Larxene: Oh, almost forgot. *points to houses with numerals V, IV, VI, VII, VIII, XIII and I written them. They explode in nuclear explosions*
Destiny: Come on. *takes Larxene to spa*
Roxas: Meh, I'll pass.
Destiny: *from behind spa wall* You can't. Rain, tell him.
Gr: Meh, I'll let this one go.
Destiny: Why?
Gr: Axel annoys me.
Axel: *from inside closet* I heard that.
Addixem: I wanna beat Roxas up.
Dynilexs: ...Me too...i guess
Destiny: Author guy. You totally got my OC personalities wrong.
Gr: I can't help it. I just read the first chapter an hour or so ago. What did you expect?
Destiny: Some respect.
T.J: Next!
Xion: Sweet! *destroys Saix's house* That's for calling me a worthless puppet! * joins Larxene and Destiny in the spa*
Sora: *gives Destiny Kingdom Key* Please don't hurt me...
Riku: Why should I? Rain, can I pass on this?
Gr: No. I don't like you. You're too damn stong!
Riku: I'll pay you 10,000 munny.
Gr: Nice try. I know how much that amounts to. It's only a 100 bucks.
Riku: I can give yiu more.
Gr: *tackles Riku and pushes him of cliff* And stay down!
T.J: Okay, next?
Kairi: *joins Destiny, Larxene and Xion is spa* I love you Destiny.
Destiny: *hugs her*
Larxene: *goes to hug Kairi but...*
Kairi: No, Larxene, I will not make out with you. Handshake?
Larxene: Works. *shakes hand with Kairi*
Gr: Okay, this one's definitely unusual. Oi, Org. XIII! Hear this out!
(All the characters mentioned above and Destiny's OC's have an epic battle. Destiny's OC's win by a landslide)
Gr: Wow, Xenri's hot.
Destiny: *elbows him* Not. LOL.
T.J: Well, I guess that's all for this chapter. We hope to see you again!
Gr: Same here! *casts Raise and revives all the dead people*
x-the curtains close-x