A/N: ...Where did the cookies go? Did Mansex steal them again? Never mind, we don't have time.
Let the madness ensue!
Gr: And we're back with another chapter of- OH MY *** GAWD! *sees F.K. Skywalker walk in*
F.K: Hey, Rain. How're you doing?
Gr: Speak of the devil. This set of dares is from F.K. She says:
I've got some dares that I really want you to use! ^^ Most of them are questions because I can't think violently late at night. -.- You guys just got lucky today...
Namine: Tie yourself at a stake like in the Salem Witch Trials.
Xemnas: Wear a Gothic Lolita dress for the entire chapter.
Xigbar: Act like a pirate for the entire chapter.
Xaldin: Why do you have funny looking sideburns?
Vexen: Jump in a volcano without using your powers to protect you.
Lexaeus: Why are you always so quiet?
Zexion: Stop being so emo for the rest of the chapter.
Saix: Stuff your pockets with tuna, then go in a room filled with cats.
Axel: Burn Namine at the stake, then you can hang out with me while the rest of the crew gets tortured! ^^ You can have some cake and ice-cream!
Demyx: I feel like being nice to you. Go and spend the chapter at the beach.
Luxord: Sing the "I've Got A Jar Of Dirt" song.
Marluxia: Act like Zexion for the rest of the chapter, and break your scythe.
Larxene: Stab yourself with your knives. Then go die in a hole.
Roxas: Have as many sea salt ice cream as you want.
Xion: What's with your hood magically going on and off your head?
Sora: Can T. J. borrow your crown necklace for the chapter? Then have fun with Roxas.
Riku: Seriously, what's with the black blindfold around your eyes?
Kairi: Same as Namine's torture. Have fun! ^^
DiZ: Why do you only show one eye like Emo Zexion?
Leon: Hang upside down for a few hours, then sing Mexican mariachi songs.
Cloud: Why does your sword have mummy bandages wrapped around it?
Xehanort: Stab yourself with your Keyblade.
Vanitas: Be known as "Van-Van" for the rest of the chapter.
Terra: I don't like you. Go inside a room filled with your rabid fangirls.
Aqua: I kinda like you. Can I have a Wayfinder?
Ventus: Same as Roxas.
Have fun everyone!^^
Gr: Okay, let the madness ensue.
Namine: What's 'Salem Witch Trials'?
Gr: Forget that part. Are you doing it.
Namine: ...if it makes everyone happy...
Gr: Fantastic! Here you go. *summons a stake from Salem and a rope*
Namine: ...*walks upto stake and trie to hie herself up* ...I think I need help...
T.J: My pleaure. *ties Namine to the stake with rope...tight*
Namine: ...I can't breathe properly...
Gr: Well, this dare wasn't to kill you so I'll be generous. *makes an air bubble around Namine's face*
Vanitas: No fair!
Tachyon: Ahem!
Vanitas: *shuts up*
Mansex: What's lolita mean?
F.K: *whispers detailed definition of lolita into Mansex's ear*
Mansex: *sighs* Fine.
F.K: *summons lolita dress out of nowhere and puts it on Mansex*
Mansex: ...Shoot me now.
Xigbar: Arr me mateys! What be happenin' here?
Xaldin: Two words. Square. Enix. 'Nuff said.
Vexen: I refuse to be treated like this!
T.J: Shut up! You doing it or not?
Vexen: ...fine.
Gr: *teleports everyone to the edge of a volcano* Do it.
Vexen: Goodbye cruel world. *jumps into volcano and screams...and dies*
Gr: *teleports everyone back* That was fun. Next?
Lexaeus: ...*shrugs*
Gr: ...Okay? Zexion!
Zexion: ...What do I need to do? Kiss flowers or something?
Gr: Go ahead.
Zexion: *kisses one of Marluxia's flowers* Happy?
Marluxia: Hey, you just kissed my baby! *strokes flowers' petals* It's ok, the mean flower kisser's gone. *glares at Zexion*
Gr: Shut up Marly. Next?
Saix: *stuffs pockets with tunas* Let's get on with it.
Gr: *shows Saix a door with a sign saying 'Beware: feral cats'*
Saix: *walks in. Seconds later is heard screaming*
Axel: ...Hurt poor Namine? Sweet! *snap finger and Namine and stake is set on fire*
Namine: ...God...*dies*
Axel: Meh. Where are the cookies?
F.K: Right here.
Axel: Sweet. *sits beside F.K and eats cookies*
Demyx: Yay, everyone loves me! *makes dark corridor to beach and has fun*
Gr: Luxord!
Luxord: *drunk* Who died?
Gr: No one...yet.
Luxord: *drunk* You wanna die that bad?
Gr: Just do your dare, you annoyong old man.
Luxord: *drunk* I am NOT old. What do I do?
F.K: *puts earphones into Luxord's ears* Sing this song.
Luxord: *drunk; earphones in ear* What?
F.K: *yells into Luxord's ear* Sing this song!
Luxord: *drunk; earphones in ear; yells* What's it called?
F.K: *yells* I've Got A Jar Of Dirt!
Luxord: *drunk; earphones in ears; yells* That's nice to know! But what's this song called?
F.K: *yells* That's what I jut told you!
Luxord: *drunk; earphones in ears; yells* What!
F.k: Rain. Hydra. Please?
Gr: Happy to. *opens portal to Hydra dimension and pushes Luxord in* Next?
Marluxia: ...Break my baby? ...No, I refuse to do so.
Gr: Hydra...
Marluxia: Oh, fine then! *breaks scythe and runs out of room crying*
Gr: ...Poor guy. Next?
Larxene: What happened to you liking me!
Gr and F.K: Shut up!
T.J: Jinx. LOL.
Gr: Whatever. Larxene, stab or Hydra bite?
Larxene: ...Stab. *stabs self then falls in random hole and dies*
Roxas: Yay! *runs off to ice cream shop*
Xion: Different people/Nobodies see me as what they don't want to see.
Gr: Oh, that explains why you look so much like Kairi.
Xion: *glares at Gr* That's because I DO look like HER.
Gr: Next!
Sora: Yeah, whatever. *hands T.J necklace* Just try not to break it. It's very special t-
T.J: *breaks it* Oops. Sorry Sora...
Sora: *eye twitches* Whatever, I'm off. *goes with Roxas to ice cream shop*
Riku: I need the blindfold so that I can't see what I touch. If I see what I want to attack, it fuels my anger and hatred and it pushes to give in to the darkness. With the blindfold on I can contain and control and darkness within and harness it as a being instead of a weapon.
F.K: So it's a Pokemon hold item?
Riku: You could say that, yeah.
DiZ: Ienzo said it was the fashion trend of the day. Why, does it look bad on me?
Zexion: No, no, no. It's completely fine. You just look like you're half blind.
DiZ: Meh. *looks bored*
Leon: *dances up stairs and hangs from banisters*
Gr: I don't see you dancing, pretty boy!
Leon: *tries to dance but falls of and breaks bones*
Gr: ...
Leon: ...*faints*
Cloud: *still dancing* You're cruel. And to answer your question, they're not mummy bandages. They're purity cloths. They keep my sword clean no matter how much blood, dirt, or anything stains it.
Gr: *looks up on FFwiki.* No...That's not what your wiki page says.
Cloud: *still dancing* Well, that's what it is, okay? Just move on and let me be.
Gr: KK. Next?
Xehanort: And why should I listen to you?
Gr: Because she has the right, an I have the power to kill you right here and now.
Xehanort: ...point. Fine then. *summons his keyblade and stabs self* OW! *cures himself* That's gonna leave a scar.
Gr: Sure hope so. Van-van?
Van-van: Don't you dare-
Tachyon: Ahem!
Van-van: *shuts up*
Gr: Terra?
Terra: I don't like you either! I actually like my fangirls. They actually think I'm nice.
Gr: LOL. You're gonna love the ones I have in store for you. *shows Terra door leading to a dark room*
Terra: Ladies, I'ma coming. *steps into room and is instantly blocked from view by billions of rabid fangirls. He screams*
Aqua: Aww, that's sweet. And no, you can't.
F.K:Oh bugger. *pouts*
Ventus: Yay, ice cream! *goes to ice cream shop with Sora and Roxas*
Gr: That's all from F.K.
F.K: Thank you.
Everyone: Are we done?
Gr: ...Fine, I'll be generous.
T.J: No fair! I wanted my dares!
Gr: Oh whatever, you take over. I'm hungry. *walks off into random portal*
T.J: Yay! These are my dares:
Okay, I'm back from drawing Arceus! *Glares at unfinished drawing* It looks awesome, but the 'Original One' is going to give me a headache. So, I let out my frustration by torturing you guys!
Xemnas: Let my crazy friend David be the Superior of the Organization.
Xigbar: Take off your eyepatch for 2 chapters.
Xaldin: Eh, I'll be nice to you this time. Watch the video of Aqua and Zack's date.
Vexen: Try to tame a wild Volti. And no weapons or powers!
Lexaeus: Dress up as Arceus.
Zexion: I heard that Demyx likes to stalk you. Your thoughts about it? And let Axel burn your Dictionary.
Saix: Dress up as a dog. Then I get to glomp you!
Axel: I find it fun to use you to do my dirty work. Go burn down Vexen's lab.
Demyx: How's your innocence after watching all the Scary Movies?
Luxord: Can I have your cards? I have more rum...
Marluxia: I heard someone say that they can't tell if you're a girl or a guy. Your thoughts?
Larxene: I'm gonna call you Pikachu. And I wonder if I can catch YOU in a pokeball...
Roxas: I'm really running out of ideas for you. So have this laser pointer. You can use it on Saix!
Xion: It's the Gallows for you. No one evades my favorite form of torture and gets away with it.
Sora: Do you want ice cream? I have cookie dough flavor...
Riku: Amanda says you look like a monkey.
Kairi: I liked you better when you didn't have a heart.
Ventus: You want a Volti pup? They're soft and cute and fluffy and nice and glompable!
Terra: Go into a room with my friend India. You won't come back with your sanity intact.
Aqua: Can you make me a Wayfinder? I'll be nice...
Van-Van: Ha, I'm already using it. Hold this. *Hands him a bomb and runs*
Xehanort: Learn to play the piano. Then go and dress up as Mew.
Sephiroth: Sing One Winged Angel.
Leon: Where'd you get the scar?
Cloud: WHY DID YOU USE VINNEY'S CAPE?
Okay, I'm good! And, I have a present! A pack of the most vicious Volti ever! They get along pretty well with Hydras. Have fun!
F.K: You heard her!
Mansex: I hate my name...Fine, David, I hereby dub thee the Superior for a day.
David: Sweet.
Xigbar: What, that's all? *lifts eyepath to show a blank black eye socket with the skin around it terribly scarred*
Xaldin: *smiles* Thank you, co-author lady.
T.J: Vexen? Where's Vexen?
F.K: Dead in the volcano?
T.J: Not. FAIR! *pouts*
F.K: I guess somethings are just not meant to happen.
Lexaeus: ...What's Arceus?
T.J: *shows him her drawing of Arceus*
Lexaeus: *walks off into a dark corridor and comes back wearing an Arceus cotume* ...
T.J: Wow, you actually look less menacing in this.
Lexaeus: *glares at T.J*
Ok, ok. you look just as menacing as you usually are.
Lexaeus: *still glares at T.J*
T.J: Next!
Zexion: My thoughts? Gross. And...*sighs and hands Axel dictionary*...Burn my Lexicon.
Axel: I'm loving this! *burns dictionary*
Zexion: *takes another one out of his cloak* I always have extras ready just in case anything like this happens.
Axel: *eye twitches*
T.J: Saix!
Saix: *still screaming from cat room* WHAT!
T.J: You have another dare.
Saix: *comes out of room and quickly shuts the door. his clothes are torn and body scarred and bleeding* What?
T.J: *hands him dog costume* Wear it!
Saix: *puts it on* Happy?
Axel: No. *shows Saix chewtoy*
Saix: *sits on ground and wags tongue*
T.J: *glomps him* XD
Axel: ...heheh, now I'm happy. *goes back to eating cookies.
T.J: Axel, you're up.
Axel: *reads dare* Oh, I love you two. *group hugs T.J and F.K then goes to burn down Vexen's lab*
F.K: Hey, wanna bring Vexen back? I wanna see his face when Axel burns his lab.
T.J: Now you tell me! GRRR...*brings back Vexen from the dead*
Vexen: Oh thank you. Is it my turn?
T.J: No, it's Axel's. I just want you to see him do his dare.
Vexen: *grins*Oh, what is it?
Axel: *blows Vexen's lab up and comes back* This.
Vexen: *eye twitches then screams* ! DX
Demyx: *comes back from beach* Meh, I'm still innocent.
T.J: Right, Luxord's next. *brings back Luxord from Hydra dimension*
Luxord: *drunk* Hey, I was getting used to those snakes! They were cute...
T.J: I'm sure they are. Now, it's your turn.
Luxord: *drunk; reads dare* Oh, ok. For a moment there I though you wanted my munny. *gives T.J cards*
T.J: Sweet! Now I'm gonna sell them for a lot of Munny! *grins evilly*
Marluxia: I'm a man, okay. I have muscles, I have a square chin, and if you haven't noticed my chest is flat. If even after that you think me as a female, prepare to be slaughtered in your sleep. *summons broken scythe and cries*
T.J: *brings back Larxene* It's yourturn Pikachu.
Larxene: Excuse moi?
T.J: From this chapter on, you will be known as Pinkachu. Now, prepare to be caught! *randomly brings up a Master Ball and throws it*
Larxene: ...meep. *tries to run but is captured in Master Ball*
T.J: Critical! Yeah!
Roxas: Sweet! *points laser pointer at Saix*
Saix: What the...?
Roxas: *giggles*
Saix: *set pants on fire* AAAAHHH! *runs around room with fire on his butt*
Everyone: LOL XD
Xion: ...*is quietly led to the gallows and locked in*
T.J: That was more uneventful than I thought.
Sora: Yes please! *glomps T.J and eats ice cream*
Riku: Tell her I don't care. I get worse comments than that, believe me.
Kairi: ...So did I. *glares at Riku*
Riku: Hey, I already sad Sorry. You already forgave me, remember?
Kairi: ...Whatever.
Ventus: Yes please! *glomps T.J and steals Volti pups from her* They are so cute! *snuggles Volti pups*
Terra: *comes out of room of fangirls with torn clothes and lipstick stains all over* Anything to get away from them! *goes into room with India*
Gr: *comes into room with a slushie* Hey I'm ba- Okay, Why is Saix running around the room with his ass on fire?
T.J: *points at Roxas's laser pointer*
Gr: Oh, that's ok then. Carry on. *sits down on throne next to Tachyon* How's it goin'?
Tachyon: You know, the usual. *pushes lega down so Van-van gets puhed down*
Van-van: *mumbles something*
Tachyon: What was that?
Van-van: Jut saying, you have really nice feet. Do you get them manicured?
Tachyon: *ignores him*
Aqua: No. Seriously, what is with you two and Wayfinders?
T.J: We like 'em.
Van-van: What?
(Tachyon lavitates away and Everyone moves a mile away from him)
Van-van: What th- *blows up with a BADOOOOOOOOOM!*
Xehanort: I aready know piano. *cracks figers, summons piano and plays Mozart's Sonata* What's a Mew?
T.J: *shows him a picture of Mew*
Xehanort: ...Fine. *summons Mew costume and wears it* Anyone laughs and they get a Keyblade up their hole, understood.
Everyone: *nervously nods*
Sephiroth: *clears throat and starts singing on completely wrong pitch and tone*
Gr: Shut him up! *clutches ears*
Axel: *summons pillow and shoots it into Sephiroth's mouth*
Sephiroth: *chokes on feathers and faints*
Cloud: *still dancing* Is he dead?
Gr: I doubt it.
Cloud: *dances right in top of Sephiroth then steps twice on his crotch, waking him up*
Sephiroth: *screams bloody murder then faints again*
Gr: Wow. Ok, you're forgiven. You can stop dancing.
Cloud: Yeah, about that...My thigh and shin muscles are so worked up that if I stop, they might get seriously cramped.
Gr: Not what I intended, bit OK. Your loss bro.
Cloud: *dances away from Gr*
Leon: *is revived by T.J* I got it from Seifer.
Everyone: *stares at Seifer(KH2)*
Leon: No, not him. I meant the one from FFVIII.
Everyone: Oh...
Cloud: I didn't. He had one from before...didn't he?
Gr: Oh, another chapter done.
T.J: Coolies. Cya until next chapter everyone!
-x- curtains fall -x-