Before note: BWHAHAHA! It is me once more! I think NOT! In this chapter she's a Shinigami, working for WILLIAM!

Also, I havn't really been able to update because I dance and I'm poor so I need to work summer camps. Hope you

enjoy this!

I was raining and Grell was pouting, not only did he have to work over time but he had to show the new girl around

with the Undertaker and Ronald (KNOX!).

"So..." Grell tried to start a conversation but epically failed thinking about what an eye sore this girl was. She had

pretty much perfect features but put together it was like EWWWWW. Grell looked Ronald who was scratching the

back of his neck and looking at the floor, the same boat Grell was in.

"Soooo... what case are we working?" Ronald asked breaking the silence.

"I don't know some guy-" Grell tried to finish his sentence but was rudly inturupted.

"IS HE ATTRACTIVE!" The sue screamed.

"Does it matter?" The Undertaker asked.

"Well... he is balding and has grey hair, has diabetes, hepatitis of ALL sorts, he's overweight, has MAN BOOBS, has

short hair but tries to put it in a pony tail which is PATHETIC! and does absolutly nothing to contribute to society."

(That's the exact description of my dad :( ) Grell showed her with his words he was NOT attractive.

"Ohhh..." The sue replied looking down at the floor.

Ronald cringed, "ew..."

"I think we should let him die." Grell concluded.

"We should see his life." The Undertaker said.

"Let's GOOOOOO!" The sue said all preppy like. They all stared at her, but then went to see the guys personal life.

They saw that the place smelled like... shit, and looked like it too. They decided immediatly that the guy would die it,

smelled horrible. (That's what my "dad's" house smells like...)

Lavender Jane walked up to Will,

"I WANNA HAVE LAVENWILL BABIES!" Will was then puzzled cause firstly, the seme goes first, secondly

"…ewwwwwwwwwwwww..." Will spoke out loud.

"JERK!" Lavender Jane stormed out. 'How could he be so mean and do that! I'm so attractive though! He's just a big

mean jerk! He's probably- no he IS just jealous of my hot attractive figure!' Lavender Jane thought to herself. She

then ran into Ronald, 'NOW IS MY CHANCE!' She thought, but Ronald left because she was weird. He bumped into

her and then a piece of paper fell out of her pocket. She didn't notice, but Grell did.

YES, GRELL WAS STALKING RONALD!

Grell walked up to the piece of paper labled, "Shag List." Grell picked it up and read it out loud.

"Anne Rice?" He asked himself, "Shit wrong side!" He turned the paper around,

"1. Ciel Phantomhive.

2. Sebastian Michaelis

3. Alois Trancy

4. The Undertaker

5. Claude Faustus

6. Thompson

7. Timber

8. Canteburry

9. William T. Spears

10. Pluto

11. Drocell Keinz

12. Ronald Knox

13. Lau

14. Joker

15. Grell Sutcliffe

16. Agni

17. Angela/Ash

18. Fred Aberline..." Grell stopped, "Wait... I'M ON THAT LIST!" He then threw the paper on the ground,

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WAIT!" He checked the list again, "SEBAS-CHAN IS ON THIS

LIST!" Grell ripped the paper in two and ran to the Mary-Sue. He proceded to scream in her face. He then pulled her

long red hair and threw her to the floor. He kicked her until she bled, then, KICKED 'ER SOME MORE! He then beat

her with the back of his chain saw and got it very... very bloody. He kicked her more and then yelled,

"If you DARE touch my Sebas-chan then I will finish you!" He left her in a mess but in a minute or two she was over

it.

The group of Shinigamis went to the Undertaker's parlor, thingy, WHATEVER! The place were he has dead peoples.

They went to drink tea but the Sue had other plans... if you get what I'm saying... She was gonna attempt to have

sex with one of these Shinigami people. She walked up to the Undertaker and jumped up to land on him. The

Undertaker grabbed a vause and threw it at her head. She then went unconcious. The undertaker then stomped her

unconcious body and threw it up against a wall. He then went to his roof, dragging her by her hair and then threw

her off the top of the building. She died.

A/N: HERE YA GO! ANOTHER CHAPTER! Hope ya enjoyed it! More chapters coming soon, Sorry this took so long.