Before Note: In this one she's a CAT... a cat witH BIG BREASTS! Also in this one she's Lavender Jane Rose-Meow.

Lavender Jane Rose-Meow sat in a little kitty bed, with her kitty ears. But they were an abnormal florescent pink-ish-

red. She walked up to Sebastian. The balls of her little kitty hands

"Wait weren't you just our maid?" Sebastian asked.

"No, I'm a cat! Me-OW I just stepped on a tac." Lavender Jane Rose-Meow said.

"That was the lamest pun ever." Sebastian replied.

"MY PUN IS NOT DISABLED!" She threw another bad pun right at him.

"That pun was so bad I think it gave me cancer... bad pun cancer... thanks..."

"FEEEED MEEEE..." She howled.

"No..." Sebastian said bluntly.

"Cruuuuuuuelty... aaaaaanimaaaal aaaaaabuuuuuuuuuuuse..." she howled more and more.

"Tooooooooooo baaaaaad." Sebastian then walked away. Lavender Jane Rose-Meow rolled around and wined until

Sebby would give her food. So Sebby did, for once in his awesomly sexy demon life he had never wanted to strangle

a cat... ever... but now... was DIFFERENT!

So Sebastian left to do... Stuff that Sebby does... you know... HE WENT TO BUY SHOES! (Hooker boots to be exact)

And Lavender Jane Rose-Meow went to go see Pluto...

"MEROW!" Lavender Jane Rose-Meow miss said.

"You miss said that..." Pluto growled.

"Sorry, ME-OW!" She meowed. Pluto frowned

"Please, STOP TALKING!" Pluto the strutted away fabulously. Lavender Jane Rose-Meow pouted and wined her

unattractive wine some more. Until Finnian got sick of it and started to kick her... a lot.

"Me-OUCH!" Lavender Jane Rose-Meow screamed.

"NOT! FUNNYYYYY!" Finnian screamed. Then Mey-rin came to join in on the beating. So they just kicked her... for like

an hour or two, maybe three IDK.

"I'm bored." Finnian said.

"LET'S USE FIRE!" Bardroy popped into the room, with a flame thrower.

"NOOOOOOOO!" The Sue screamed. They then lit her on fire and she burned for a couple of minutes. But SURVIVED!

She took a shower and it was all better.

She then walked up to Pluto once more... but this time... he was sleeeeeeeping. Lavender Jane Rose-Meow watched

Pluto as he slept in aw. Aparently he snored. She then tried to touch his hair but his reflexes kicked in and he bit her

finger off. The Sue screamed in horror. Pluto then woke up and smashed her face into the floor. But it was out of fear

because if someone wakes you up and they're screaming what do you do? You shut them up. Lavender Jane Rose-

Meow died of brain hemerage and bleeding out.

R.I.P.

Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Christal Crimson Ivy C'sandera Beh-kae Lilandra Li-sah Fire-Water-Earth-Air Kiazaru gonn-

marr Serissa Shion Mion Cicada Keiichi Mary Lind Sue Tailor Satoko Turner Rika Beatrice Batter Butterfly Decaffeinated

Coffee Webcam 2pm in the morning Fin-rin-Bar Shitsuji-death Shampoo Dream Vicky Beaster Spi-gog Yana Toboso...

A/N: BUT THAT'S NOT THE END! I shall post more chapters to come! Hope you've enjoyed this chapter. This one was

a shorter one but I really hope you enjoy this chapter. Thanks for reading!