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Reasons Not to Mess with Kids

Reason 1:

Anna was an intelligent child. She constantly questioned everything. Her curiosity annoyed her father who previously was more accustomed to silence. Absolute, utter, non-talking silence. That changed the day he took his daughter in.

She learned that her father appreciated quiet and would sometimes –though not often – would try to stay quiet for his sake. Then Wade showed up, and all hopes of quiet Logan still harbored were pumped full of lead, sliced into fine pieces, and blown to bits.

Wade talked. And talked and talked. Took a breath and talked some more. It didn't even have to be intelligent conversation. Nearly everything that came into his mind came poured out of his mouth. Because of this influence in young Anna's life, she was more inclined to ask her questions.

"Why is the sky blue?"

"How come I don't have a granny?"

"Where do babies come from?"

"Can I have a little brother?"

"How come knives don't come out of my hands too?"

This is why Logan loved school. Let the teachers deal with the eight-year old's questions.

"How big was the whale that swallowed Jonah?"

Miss Bear laughed a little and said,

"It's not really possible for a whale to swallow a human. Even though they're very big, their throats are small."

"But the whale swallowed Jonah," Anna argued.

"No," she replied, growing irritated. "It didn't. I told you it's impossible."

"When I get to Heaven, I'll ask Jonah," she declared confidently, her tone indicating that she didn't think Miss Bear knew the answer anyway.

"What if Jonah went to Hell?"

Anna looked her teacher right in the eye and said,

"Then you ask him."

Reason 2:

For the duration of this period, the students were being given time to draw. Mrs. Dawsom walked around the classroom, observing her students. Occasionally, she asked about or praised the child's work.

Little Miss Howlett was diligently bent over her drawing.

"And what are you drawing?" Mrs. Dawsom asked.

"I'm drawin' God."

"Honey, no one knows what God looks like."

Without looking up or missing a beat, Anna replied,

"Y'all will in a minute."

Reason 3:

Anna's teacher was talking about the Ten Commandments with her class. After explaining the commandments to 'honor thy mother and father', she asked,

"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

One of Anna's friends, Terrel, who happened to be the oldest, answered,

"Thou shall not kill."

Anna giggled.

Reason 4:

The class had taken a group picture and separately. She was trying to convince the children to persuade their parents to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think. When you're all grown up, you can look at them and say, 'There's Anna, she's a lawyer,' or 'There's Terrel, he's a doctor."

The two children in the back of the class rolled their eyes. From the back, the teacher heard,

"And there's the teacher, she's dead."

Although Logan doesn't have to listen to every single one of Anna's questions, he now has a lot of calls from her teachers.