Before note: Hi I'm back! Well, In this chapter she is Ciel's long lost sister... yeah... ENJOY!

Lavender Jane Rose Lillian walked up to the Phantomhive estate, with great joy. GREAT JOY. She knocked on

the door. "Kock Knock knock knock!" She said pounding on the door. "What are you doing?" Sebastian asked

opening the door.

"I'm KNOX-ing." She said throwing another... terrible pun right at him. But this one didn't make sense.

"First of all I think I'm deaf, Secondly... Go away... why are you even here?" Sebastian asked.

"I'm here to speak with my long lost brother Ciel." She said.

"How does that make any sense you don't even have Phantomhive in your name?" Sebby asked himself.

"Now it does." Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Phantomhive said.

"What?" Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Phantomhive let herself right into the estate. Ciel was drinking tea. She ran

to him.

"Borchin!" She yelped.

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS SISTER!" Sebastian yelled.

"He's still my young BORCHIN."

"REDUNDANCY!" Ciel screamed. Ciel then thought this girl is stupid so she could do anything for him,

*ANYTHING!*

"Soooo... I have one... very important thing for you to do for me. Will you do it?" Ciel asked.

"YES! What is it." The Sue hoped it was something important to her.

"I need you to give this letter to the Trancy estate." He held a letter out to her. Lavender Jane Rose Lillian

Phantomhive's dreams were crushed in 11 words.

"O-kay..." She grabbed the letter and left as soon as she could, partially crying.

When she arrived at the Trancy estate she saw Claude opening the door.

"DOUCHE BAG!" Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Phantomhive yelled to Claude. She may have been a Mary-Sue,

but anyone can tell, Claude, is a Douche. (Sorry Claude fans!)

"You... You Shut up!" Claude tried to scrounge up a come-back but epically failed. Lavender Jane Rose Lillian

Phantomhive walked up to Alois.

"Um... What do you want?" Alois asked.

"LETTER!" The Sue said as she smashed the letter up against his shoulder... very roughly.

"OW-" Alois tried to say but was interupted by his phone, (YES ALOIS HAS CELL PHONE!) Alois answered his

phone.

"Okay Calm- OH SHIT NOT AGAIN! TIMBER CALM DOWN! JESUS HOW IN THE WORLD IS THAT EVEN

CLOSE TO SEXY- DAMMIT CANTERBURY!" Alois yelled, "Okay, I'll be right there, just cover it up with a

blanket or something until I get there." Alois hung the phone up and gave the Sue the letter back, "I gotta go,

just hold onto that until I get back... GOD DAMMIT CANTEBURY!" Alois walked away with Claude and in

minutes was OUTTA SIIIGHT!

Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Phantomhive looked at her list once more and sighed.

"Maybe next time... so do I just stay here or go back to Ciel." She thought on the question for a while. She

looked at her list once more, She remembered Alois saying two names, Timber and Cantebury. She looked on

her list,

"Timber, Canteburry, Thompson..." She read. 'Prehaps I should go to where ever that blonde kid Alo-whats-his

-ma-fave.' She then went to follow Claude's *Douche* footsteps.

She followed them to a strip club. 'What could they be doing here?' She asked herself and walked in. When

she got in she found Cantebury crying on the floor next to a dead Stripper, Timber screaming about how it

wasn't his fault and Thompson just standing in a corner... watching.

"WHY WOULD YOU KILL THIS HOOKER!" Alois screamed.

"It's a stripper to be correct." Thompson said quietly.

"CANTEBURY WHY!" Alois screamed once more.

"I DIDN'T MEAN TOOOOOO!" Cantebury cried on the floor. Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Phantomhive would

had seen more if it weren't for the manger pulling her aside. She looked so much like a stripper the manager

thought she was one of his "SHOW GURLZ!"

"What are you doing not working?" The manager said.

"But I'm no-" The Sue tried to say but the manager put her to the group that contained the dead stripper.

Cantebury looked at her as she starred in horror then, Cantebury slapped her in the face with a pocket knife

and she died.

"Where did you get that knife?" Alois yelled.

"He found it in her pocket." Timber said paritially calmly. Cantebury then proceded to start crying. (The End of

the Chapter :D)|

A/N: Thank you for reading. If you Don't know who Cantebury, Timber and Thompson look them up on

kuroshitsuji wiki :D.

NEXT TIME: BARD, FINNIAN AND MEY-RIN GO ON A KILLING RAMPAGE! AND CIEL TAKES THE HEAT!

Ciel: I'm so sorry!

HOW MANY WEASALS WILL HE EAT TO PROVE HIS INNOCENCE!

NEXT TIME ON... KUROSHITSUJI!

Yes I know, Dr. Tran quote. Thanks for reading, BY BY!