A/N: In this one she's a talented knife-throwing, lion taming, fire eating, tight wire walking, Half snake, Doctor,
Trapeze Artist, Maid/Personal Assistant, snake charming, demon MC.
It was winter... but not just any winter... you what cross that out it was just winter, at the Noah's Ark Circus. They
were all eating Breakfast in their tent for eating lunch. It was the whole crew, Joker, Dagger, Beast, Snake, Doll,
Peter, Wendy, Jumbo and Doctor. When suddenly, a girl walked in with Baron Kelvin. Well, Baron didn't walk in,
they came in. Well, SCRIBBLE THAT OUT THEY'RE IN THE TENT NOW!
"Alright then, I have some promotions, demotions, hirements and firements." Baron said.
"I'm not even sure if firements is a word-" Jumbo tried to say.
"Jumbo ya fired." Baron interupted.
"NOOO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME!" Peter yelled.
"Peter shut cher fat little salty mouth or else ya fired too." Peter then stayed quiet as Jumbo left.
Beast stood up and said, "Who are you to fire us?"
"First of all I'm ya boss, Secondly you shouldn't be questioning me, what ya should be doing is taking ya top off
and getting killed by Great Ki near." Baron stated, "Now sit down." Beast followed his order, except the part about
getting killed by great Ki near.
"Now here's this new girl, her name is-" Baron started but was interrupted by our Sue who has a bad habit of
interupting people.
"Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Christal Crimson." She said quickly
"I was gonna say that but ya know what? Fuck it." he whispered to himself.
"What can she do?" Joker asked.
"Well she can-" Baron tried to say but once again was interupted.
"I can throw knifes, tame lions, eat fire, walk on a tight wire, I can charm snakes, trapeze, I'm a doctor, I'm a
Personal Assistant and I'm a wonderful MC." She finished off.
"What are her flaws?" Beast slapped her hands on the table and stood up.
"WELL HAS A REALLY BAD HABIT OF INTERU-" Baron yelled in fury but was once again interupted.
"No flaws."
"Huh," Baron sighed, "Your hired."
"Oh thank you!" She screamed with joy.
"Beast, Peter, Doll" Baron said "Your Fired."
"NO! YOU CAN'T FIRE BIG SIS!" Dagger cried. There was a long silence
"Dagga, ya useless." Beast stated.
"Now go away." Baron said as Beast, Peter and Doll walked away sadly. "Now, Joker, show Lavender Jane Rose
Lillian Christal Crimson to her sleeping place."
'YES! I DIDN'T EXSEPT THIS TO HAPPEN SO SOON! OR SO EASILY!' Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Christal
Crimson thought.
"Well Lavender Jane... Christal... We'll call ya plant!" Joker said PEACHILY (very peachy.)! Joker than walked her
to a tent.
"This is... nice..." Plant said.
"Well this was the tent me and Beast shared but... I guess you get it now!" Joker said in his usual happy tone.
'IF THERE IS A GOD HE TOTALLY FAVORS ME! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!' Plant thought. She
then puckered up but Joker wasn't looking at her, he was un-packing her things. 'Next time...' Plant thought, 'After
all we share a tent!' She smiled and skipped to help him.
When they finished unpacking her things (Of course she doesn't have that much because she's a MARY-SUE!),
Plant was too tired to complete her mission, so she instantly plopped down on her bed and fell asleep. While
sleeping she looked very demented. So Joker just left and didn't disturb her "peaceful" slumber. When Joker left
the tent he thanked god that she didn't eat him because she was far too skinny. So he left in a hurry, while
walking away… from the tent… to get some peace and quiet away from Plant snoring in her sleep, he saw Beast,
crying. But because Joker is too cool… he ignored her.
In the morning, Plant woke up. She yawned, then Joker walked in, "RISE N' SHINE!" Joker yelled, because he's
just awesome like that.
"Helloo…" Plant then fell asleep but woke up from a slap in the face from Joker.
"Time ta eat!" Joker then pulled her out of the bed and drug her to the place where they eat food.
"Yummy! I'm starving." Plant said as she sat down to eat. Dagger walked to her.
"I made this one, specially, for you." Dagger then put a plate of bacon in front of her.
"Ummmm… I'm a peskatarian… I don't eat meat… except fish…" Plant pushed the plate away and went to get
herself a salad.
"DAMMIT!" Dagger said.
"I'll eat it." Joker said.
"No, you don't want this, I poisoned it." Dagger said, throwing the bacon away.
"Daaaaageeeer… why do you want to kill her?" Joker asked.
"SHE GOT BIG SIS FIRED!" Dagger yelled.
"Pffft. Who gives a crap about Beast, everyone hates her anyway." Dagger stood in shock.
"WERE'RE OUT OF SALAD!" Plant yelled, "Or lettuce… whatever I'm not eating plain ol' celery!"
"Who puts celery on a salad?" Joker asked. There was a long awkward silence.
"I dooo…" Snake said, "A lot of people do…" There then was an awkward pause, until Snake broke the ice.
"Well, we should start getting ready for the performance." Snake stated. "Ya know, setting up the tent and getting
into costume. We won't have time to rehears."
"But I don't know the rutine!" Plant screamed
"You'll catch on." Snake said as the whole crew left the tent.
Then they set up and the show twas ready to begin.
"Come one and Come all! To the Amazing Noah's Ark Circus!" Joker repeated until the tent was full of people,
except, there was one spot open, but that doesn't matter.
"First we have the amazing lion tamer." Joker said moving out of the way for Plant.
"But I don't know the routine!" Plant yelled.
"JUST TAME THE FUCKING LION!" Snake yelled. Plant then beat the lion TO DEATH with a BROKEN LAWN
CHAIR, (Too many Dr. Tran quotes D: ) The crowd gasped, but it didn't affect their judgment of her because
SHE'S A SUE!
"Kay, that was… technical difficulties!" Joker smiled and ran away preparing them for their next act.
"Kay, next time, TRY not to kill our lions." Joker snapped.
"I'm sorry; he was coming right for me." Plant said in her defense.
"That doesn't matter, just; it's time for Snake to go on." Joker then walked out into to see the crowd and said,
"Sorry 'bout that, now's here's out snake charmer!" Joker said as Snake came out and did his snake charming
thingy, BUT THEN! Plant came in and showed him up and did the snake charming BETTER THAN HIM! And then
Snake just left but Plant was still doing better than him so he got sad :(, but then he ate some cake and it was all
better.
"Kay, THIS TIME, try not to show up the main performer, kay?" Joker asked.
"Ooookaaaay, sooooorryyyy." Plant said.
"Whatever, you're up next for trapeze, 'cause Peter got fired."
"PETER WAS USLESS NOW YOU GUYS GO OUT THERE AND SHOW THEM THAT!" Baron yelled so Plant
and Wendy walked out there without an introduction.
"I could introduce you or you could just ignore me, whatever floats your boat." Joker said with displeasure. So
Plant just hopped on one of the two traps and got into a catcher's hang, then, she went into a cowboy's strattle
and then went into a catcher hang only she went higher, and she repeated this process getting higher and higher
and higher until she was at were the ropes began, then, she let go, it was unwinding until she was back into that
first cowboy's strattle. Then let go of the ropes to go into a cowboy's drop then back into her original catcher's
hang. Wendy then went into a catcher hang on the other trapeze and swung to Plant, grabbing Plant's hands and
let go so she was swinging with Plant by them holding hands. After 3 times going back and forth Wendy let go of
one hand and they held that for a while. Then Wendy climbed up and they did boat. Then Wendy climbed down
and Plant did a strattle on the ropes and Wendy did a strattle on the bar, then they came off.
"Kay! That was probably the best so far! Now, don't show up your partner, kay?" Joker said with a temper but
keeping his cool because Joker's just awesome like that.
"Next we have the tight wire walker! I can introduce you or you can just-" Joker tried to say but Plant just walked
on stage, "you can ignore me….." Joker walked away to get a sammich.
Plant hopped onto the tight wire, "JOKER! JOKER! LOOK JOKER! JOKER!"
"WHAT!" Joker snapped.
"No hands!" Plant said. Joker panted angrily until for a moment he stopped and just laughed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Plant said as she fell without a safety net,
apparently, she slipped on a banana peel.
SPLAT! She died of blunt force trama to her whole body and snapping her neck.
R.I.P.
Mr. Fuzzle Wuzzle kins, The Lion.
2011 – 2011
A/N: THE LONGEST CHAPTER I'VE EVER WRITTEN!
Sorry about the Trapeze stuff I was nerding out because I take trapeze.
R&R!