A/N: I'm SOOOOO Sorry this has taken me so long. I've been busy D:

Ciel sat in his study, drinking his tea.

"Do you need anything else young master?" Sebastian said all sexy like, but then again, everything Sebastian says is sexy like.

"Thank god we have some peace and quiet." Ciel said sipping his tea, "By the way, what happened to the Jane Lavender girl?"

"I beleive depression drove her to throw herself off a building, a shame really." Sebastian said trying to keep a straight face.

"Not really." Ciel said as he sipped some tea, then they broke out into laughter.

"You really could tell the carcasm in my voice." Sebastian said.

"Whatever we gotta go to the doctors." Ceil said.

AND SO THEY DID!

"Hi I'm your doctor, Miss Devin Queen." The doctor said.

"BOOOOOOOORIIIIIING!" Sebastian said as him and Ciel strolled out of the building.

"Okay we have things to do, we can go to the MARKET." Sebastian said.

"Well first do we have any MAIL?" Ciel asked.

"HELLZ YEAH!" Sebastian said, "It's from the QUEEN. She wants you to meet her, she has an important mission for you."

"WELL THEN LET'S GO!" Ciel yelled.

They're in a carriage

"So, she jumped off a building, right?" Ciel asked.

"Who?" Sebastian asked, "Oh, you mean the cat-maid-shinigami-demon-person. Why do you still care about that? Do you miss heeeeer?" Sebastian nudged Ciel.

"NO! WHY WOULD I!" Ciel screamed.

"Good, because everyone knows you're mine." Sebastian stated with the possesive sense that he usually has whenever he talks about Ciel.

"Whatever, can we talk about something else?" Ciel asked.

"No..." Sebastian said sternly, "...soooo... Why do you miss her?" Sebastian asked.

"I DON'T!" Ciel yelled.

"If by 'Don't' you mean 'totally do,' then you can just honestly tell me why." Sebastian said.

"Wha-?" Ciel questioned but was interupted by Sebastian.

"Was it her hair?" He asked.

"Oh, look! WE'RE HERE!" Ciel yelled, despretly trying to change the conversation. Ciel ran out of the carriage in a hurry.

"It was her hair." Sebastian said walking out calmly.

Ciel walking into the room, Sebastian following behind him. Ciel saw the back of the queens head parcially covered by a black viel, Ash Landers was standing next to her. Ash whispered to the Queen as she whispered back. She turned around and it was Lavender Jane.

"MISS ME!" She yelled flailing her arms around.

"How the-" Ciel asked.

"He missed you." Sebastian said in a truthful way even though Sebastian KNEWhe was lying through his teeth.

"HOW COULD HE FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS!" She exclaimed pointing to herself, "YOUR MISSION: HAVE SEX WITH ME!"

"No." Ciel said walking out of the building.

"Young master we've come all this way, and you've missed her sooo. You can atleastgive her a hug." Sebastian said with a smirk.

"YAY!" Lavender Jane-Victoria said.

"..." Ciel said as he walked to the door.

"WAIT!" Lavender Jane-Victoria screamed, "If you don't I'll kill you."

"Um... let me think about it. No and... no." Ciel said as he walked out.

"DAMMIT!" Lavender Jane-Victoria yelled as she thre her veil to the ground.

"Now we must burn down all of London." Ash stated positivily off of topic. There was an odd scilence.

"...You crazy bastard..." She said as she left.

"Whatever let's go do some stuff, we have an hour to kill." Ciel said.

"I know! Let's buy viggitables!" Sebastian said.

At the market Ciel looked around, he wasn't hungry so nothing caught his eye, exseeeeept... golden orange crusts.

So Sebastian went to buy them for hisyoung master. When he went there he saw the person selling it was a woman, Lavender Jane-Orange-Crust-Seller.

"Seriously?" Sebastian asked.

"All it costs is one Ciel kiss, just one." She said.

"Not only no but HELL NO!" Sebastian said taking Ciel back into the carriage (He still got golden orange crusts though :D)

A/N: OMG I'M SOOOO SRY I HAVN'T UPDATED MUCH! I've been busy!

You see, I REEALLY misslead you there, didn't I? You see, over these chapters I have grown an attachment to Lavender Jane Rose. I mean she's kind of like that puppy that was meant to be ugly but turned out cute.

I know a lot of people may hate me for that but I still kinda like her (o^u^o)

So R&R, Love ya!

Alsoooo... Still so sorry It's taken me this long I mean it usually doesn't take this long but this one took a long time.

I do hate it when you have to wait FOREVER for something like a new chapter or something to come out and it feels like forever (even though this one DID take forever) and you're like "WHEN WILL IT COME OUT!"

But! When it does come out, it feels very special.

Still hope you enjoyed.

PEACE!~