Chapter 9

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OOF! Auch. What the heck is happening to me. Something is jumping on me. Why?

I slowly opened my eyes. Only to see katy bouncing on me.

"YAAY! WEEE! You are so bouncy Jill! Go on on a diet!" That little witch. Those words really hurt.

"...whadaayadoingKaty?" I asked half a sleep.

"Getting you to wake up of course!" she rolled her eyes as if it was the most normal thing to do. poor Grant. Well, it's his own fault to make a sugardeprived child like Katy. It certainly didn't come from him.

"...stopjumpingimalreadyawake"

"What did you say Jilly?"

" Stop. Jumpin'. I. Am. Already. Awake!" I said while having a hard time to pronounce each word.

"EHHHH? But its fun!"

"Not for me, kiddo."

"I Dun care about that. Me wanna jump."

"And I dun care about that. Get offa me."

"Alright..." She got off me sulkingly. Sigh, I decided to cheer her up.

"Katy, darling, how about...checking on the animals? And the plants?"

" GAH! Really? Let's go, let's go, what are you waiting for, slowpoke (hehe reminds me of pokemon)"

"Don't you want to get changed?" she remained quiet for a moment. Then she nodded and ran to her bag. I sighed and went to my room to change in my own workclothes.

"Well, beautiful, nice seeing you here in all your glory". I didn't even turn around. I knew to wich the damned voice belonged.

"Skye, you know, I am here in my nightgown, and that I want to change. Ever heard of something called privacy?"

"I like the sight far too much to go away"

"If you don't go away in, like, three seconds, expect to have never any children anymore."

"Sigh, alright then, because it's you.." He feigned hurt. I felt a swift wind and the door opening and closing quickly. I changed in my usual working clothes. When I went to the sleeping room to look at Katy I heard a scream. A scream wich didn't belong to Katy. I hurried. But when I saw the situation I actually laughed so hard. So hard, my belly hurt. Skye was lying face down with an angry Katy on his back.

"Nasty, old grayhaired woman. What are you doing in Jilly's house. Are you one of those boys who wants to be a woman? You must be! You don't even have any boobies!"

"WHAHAHA, K-KATY! WHAHAHA!"

"Nice seeing you having fun." the so-called grayhaired woman grunted.

"Skye, it sucks to be you."

"Oh, really now, I like to be me, thank you very much. Take a look at yourself first, musculair famergirl."

"I'd rater be a farmer then being gay and being called 'unboobed-grayhaired-woman' by a six year old"

"It's silver, dammit, and I am not gay, you manly woman."

"Getting all touchy-feeling, miss Dragqueen?"

"Would you mind getting this child of me?"

"Maybe, I like the sight far too much,or maybe I can have katy first have some fun with you.." a sly smile appeared on my face.

"Wathever, she is just a kid, and I bet she will be bored with me very quickly." and that's when katy decided to jump in.

"The minuts and seconds tick by slowly, but the days go by fast." We remained silent, and thinking about the deepness and seriousness.

"W..wait, little miss, just how long do you plan to hold me like this?" I could hear a little bit of scaredness in his voice. O, this was good, this was very good. An imaginary lightbulb appeared above my head. I had an idea, a very good idea. I ran out of the room. My beloved camera waited for me. I made a photo. Oh, this was such good blackmailmaterial. ….Nammie is rubbing off me.

Speaking about Nammie...

"YOO! JILL! I'm comin' in!" Skye and I looked swiftly at each other. He still was captured in Katies superhero move. And there was no time he could get out in time. Nammie came in the room.

"…..I am SO not gonna ask what the dragqueen is doing with the brat on top of him." I smirked.

"Told ya, dragqueen."

Skye glared at us. I batted my eyelashes innocently. I still had to take a photo. Nammie saw the camera behind my back. We nodded and Nammie sat next to Skye. Said boy looked at Nammie with confusion.

"Come on, pretty boy, say gotcha!" a flash and the picture was made. Nice blackmail. Oh, he wil SO kill me. All kind of nasty looks were thrown at us.

"If you dont get this brat, this instant, of me, I am going to.. to... I don't know what I'll do but it wont be fun."

"Oh no! Jill maybe he's goin' to braid our hair..or...or he will use his parfume on us. What are we going to do!" Oh Nammie... but Skye was getting really mad. Time to get to work.

"Katy, remember Mister Chick and Woolyman still haven't been patted yet. They must be getting lonely without you." Katy looked at me with panic and immediatly ran of. Oh children and their animals. Skye shot me a thankful look. He stood up smoothly and complained about his back.

"Well, ladies, I have to jet, the stars are calling me!" he started to walk away as Nammie grabbed him.

"Jill, dear, we can have so much fun with him." She said in a sugarsweet voice. I decided to play along.

"I know, I mean, it's not everyday you see someone like him."

"We can stick toys in him..."

"Each day we'll get a little bit of his own skin and feed it to him."

"After he's completely villed we can boil him..

" In hot oil."

"After we slice him in little pieces."

" His organs can go to the wild dogs.

"We mustn't forget to film the whole process, I am sure that it will get a lot of viewers on the farmnet."

"But Nammie, what if he screams."

"Hehe, an apple will take care of that."

Skye looked at us in real panic now and handled on his instincts. Wich apparently told him to run for his dear life. We laughed.

"OH, come on skye, just a tiny joke!

"THE DRAGQUEEN HAS LEFT THE HOUSE!" he shouted.

Oke, this was just..really fun to write XDD. Oh, imagination. They watched too much horrormovies.