August 26

Dear George,

You really shouldn't be so hard on Errol. How many years has he delivered messages for you on time? The majority of a lot! (Yes I realize most of that time he was wandering around the wilderness unconsience, but at least he was trying!) Yes, I realize that we should probably get a new owl, but can we at least give him a nice retirement to spend the rest of his three to five months of life in?

I was told that I was going to have a big section for my article, (they told me to write a long article) but they never told me that it was going to be front page! Thanks so much for telling me, George. Now I can rub it in all my less fortunate friends! (kidding)

I thought you hated that toy store for moving across the street because you thought it would take away your business? The damage must have been pretty bad for you to actually feel sorry for them...wait, you didn't cause that to happen, did you? Because if you did, I'm going to give you one freaking load of scolding George Weasley! How dare you sabatoge the competition! It wasn't even competition; it was a toy store for little children! If you didn't do anything, sorry about the last few lines.

Anyway, I'm sure that you have already heard about the riots. They started when the score for the Harpies jumped from 160 to 310 in five minutes. Some very violent Australian fans decided to shoot fire into the air above the Harpies' tents in the middle of the night last night. Security ended up stupefing all of them, and they are now on trial for causing public distress, or something like that. I wasn't assigned to the case; my supervisor wanted me on the match.

The healers say that the seeker for the Harpies will be able to play in a few days. Hopefully she will be able to win this match like it should have been in the first five minutes. Then I'll get to see you!

Love,

Angelina

August 26

Dear Angelina,

Wow! That makes so much sense! Thanks for clearing the whole Pygmy Puff issue up for me! (I'm still confused, and probably always will be on how you girls love those little fluff balls).

Anyway, loved the story about that secretary Melanie Sheen! Even as a straight guy, I'm curious as to what she was doing with all of those Pygmy Puffs and love potion. The Pygmy Puffs you could pass off as a collection, but nobody keeps that much of a powerful love potion just in a trunk lying around.

Nothing interesting to report around the shop. The most interesting thing that happened today was that this little kid, must have been eleven or twelve, bought about 300 Filibuster's Fireworks from me today. I gave him a funny look, and he just looked up at me and smiled, like he already had some elaborate scheme concocted in his little mind. He probably did. I feel proud to have supplied him with the items he needed to carry out his little plan.

I can't wait to see you again. Seriously. I might just have to come out there once September hits. There won't be many customers to worry about, so I can spend all of my time with you. I love you.

Love,

George