Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? Hehe, sorry.

Well, I owe you an apology, we both do. Takeo and I lost the notebook. Well it got buried in my locker. I thought it had drowned but we found it yesterday. So we added about ten more reasons and here you have it! Enjoy kids!

We don't own Twilight or Naruto. (Not sure if I could deal with the stress –TBotD)

26.) When Masashi finds out Naruto is on a bunch of sites (And he must know) he keeps going, unlike Stephanie who flips out when she finds out some chapters (12 out of probably like 100 since she had already written over 600 pages) of Midnight Sun are posted online. It wasn't finished and she disappointed many people.

27.) Did we mention they have porn?

28.) They don't have adult advisory.

29.) N speaks Japanese! Japanese rocks!

30.) Ninja's aren't afraid to reveal themselves, so therefore we have proof of their existence. Vampires, us smart ones know they're out there, they're just to cowardly to show themselves.

31.) Oh, oh, oh… porn books.

32.) Edward would be considered a pedophile if anyone knew his true age.

33.) Twilight makes you feel fat.

34.) Twilight makes you feel insignificant.

35.) If the Naruto people eloped you know they have a good reason (war, invasion, basic shinobi stuff) while the Twilight vamps are just impatient.

36.) Naruto is more likely to happen in real life.

37.) Naruto has three main characters: Naruto (of course), Sasuke and Sakura. They have real problems, horrible pasts, etc. While the Twilight characters just have a socially awkward girl stuck between a cocky shape-shifter and an emo vampire. The only one with a super bad past is Rose because she got raped!

38.) Naruto focuses on all sides of the story. Twilight just has Bella, boring and mildly stupid.

39.) The Naruto characters are more developed. (Not that way perverts!)

40.) Vamps and "werewolves" are so over done.

41.) One Word: Porn.

42.) Naruto is way sadder than twilight.

43.) Naruto people don't have to try to fit in; even if they're different at least some people will accept them. Twilight characters always think of themselves as superior beings. You guys are supernatural, that's not that amazing. I wonder why they don't have any friends, hmm.

44.) Twilight has a blonde doctor for a leady (Carlisle, leader of the coven). Naruto's leader is a blonde doctor with BOOBS. Go double D's!

45.) Naruto is for everybody, except perhaps small children. Twilight is for girls who have no life or sex life. Twilight is for girls who don't know how to masturbate.

46.) Porn.

47.) Porn. (We didn't last very long without saying it now did we?)

48.) Now people obsess over Sasuke (for good reason), you know. And he knows, how can he not? Some people obsess over Bella, and she's completely oblivious, it should be fairly obvious. Is she really that blind or just plain old stupid?

49.) Twilight characters have NO life, figuratively and literally.

50.) Bella just needs to accept the facts! Denial isn't fun place.

50.5.) Porn books! Icha Icha is a man's favorite book…