We are about to hit 100! For our celebration we shall sacrafice Stephanie Meyer to the Secret Society of Hellish Hufflepuffs. WE love you all!
76.) Stephanie totally set up for her characters to be bashed: she made Rosalie seem shallow, Emmett stupid, Edward gay, Bella is a Mary Sue, Jasper as little personality that we know about. I mean seriously!
77.) The Twilight people have no personalities, well neither does Sai. Sai doesn't even have emotions and yet he has more personality than all the Twilight characters put together!
78.) You might as well have had them (the Cullens) fighting Jessie, James and Meowth! They're supposed to be funny and retarded so at least they have a reason!
79.) Once N introduces characters they don't just leave them on the sides. And if you never see them again, they normally get their story wrapped up.
80.) Naruto and Sasuke have basically no parental supervision since… like forever. Yet, they still become mature young men (mostly) while the Cullens who have immortal parents are still more kiddish and immature than them.
81.) Because they (the Cullens) drink animal blood they seem to make everyone seem like a bad guy. The ones who drink human blood, the fact that they do doesn't make them the bad guys.
82.) Furthermore, good characters have the potential to be good and bad. The Cullens seem so good and perfect. While the Volturi seem pure evil. Umm… that's not how the world works, people.
83.) In Twilight life and death mean nothing but separation. In the Naruto world, death and life always has a purpose, whether to further or hinder the world. Nothing is without reason (well almost nothing).
84.) To quote a song many young women know "You've got to believe in the POW-er of love! It gives meaning to each moment, it's what are hearts all made of." We all know that we need love in our lives but there is such thing as too much love, it is an essential part of life but it isn't the sole focus, whatever Bella and Edward seem to think.
85.) As another reviewer pointed out, the N people save peoples life everyday trying to make the world a better place, or most of them do. The vamps do it because they are afraid of exposure and take pity on us poor, defenseless humans. Bleh.
86.) Robert Pattison has chest hair… 'Nough said *shudder* EW.
87.) They're all repressed (Twilight)
88.) Cause NaruSasuSaku is a better threesome than E/B/J or any of the other threesomes. They are the OT3!
89.) The Twilight people are just too well behaved to be real.
90.) If Naruto was a book, it would be almost, if not as popular as Harry Potter. If Twilight was an anime it wouldn't get very far.
91.) You should live life to the fullest and not give up some many great opportunities before you even really live *cough Bella cough*
92.) Porn.
93.) We just realized that we haven't mentioned porn in a while Soooo. More porn.
94.) Twilight – Horny teenagers.
95.) New Moon – Depressed, horny teenagers.
96.) Eclipse – Lovesick, repressed, horny teenagers.
97.) Breaking Dawn – Pregnant son of a bitch. (Got pregnant on the second try, what the Hufflepuff? Ever heard of protection?)
98.) Midnight Sun – Horny- Wait! There wasn't one, now I wonder whose fault that is? (Hmmm. Thank you Voldie )
99.) Naruto people make cuter babies than the Twilight people. : P
100.) We thank you for sticking with us up to this point. For some of you it must have been like reading Stephanie-chan's books, long, painful and retarded. Exceedingly traumatizing, frustrating and fall out laughing, we hope our story is giving you continuous joy and we shall proceed to pack your mind up until underwear is coming out of your ears and Edward is being drowned by the Team Jacob fangirls that are going to be swarming around you with a chock load of AK 47's and a steel shovel. But the thing that will always stand above Twilight that makes Naruto supreme king is (takes deep breath) porn and all its glorious wonders
100.5.) Chocolate (today we're going to be different)
This is not the end, we will still go on! Keep send in your own suggestions and we'll keep mentioning it!