Sorry this is so late. I'd like to warn you that most these reasons aren't as funny and turn more to the logical and scientific side of Meyer's mistakes, so this may be a dry read for you. And again I (Dawn) wrote this without my co-author :(.
101.) I bet if any of the voices of the N characters (jap. Or eng.,) sang, then they would sing better than Robert.
102.) The N can actually eat food! We would die without chocolate…
103.) Now, we all hear the arguments. "Team Edward!" "No, Team Jacob!" "Bitch, Team Bieber is the way to go." Well, screw them all! Jacob, is a gay, stripping pedophile and Edward is a gay, sparkling pedophile. And Beiber… there's no hope.
104.) Contrary (or in addition) to the reason posted above, going into the whole who is better than who thing, if you compared Naruto and Sasuke you'd have a boat load of better reasons and therefore a more wholesome, entertaining, and interesting debate. Here's a sample debate: "Naruto had a worse past, he lost his parents young and was hated by everybody!" "But Sasuke watched his whole entire clan get killed over and over again." "But Sasuke turned evil!" "But evil is the new black! And evil is sexy. I mean everyone likes the badass." "And everyone likes the class clown!"
105.) In the N-Verse, someone is more likely to spontaneously yell out "Whoa! He socks are purple!"
106.) Okay, let's say Edward was in fact a virgin by the time Twilight came around, sure it's possible. Now you can't say that neither of them have ever looked, and liked it! Even prudish girls and those innocent bookworms crush on people. They look, consider, fantasize. Maybe they don't act but it does cross their minds. Bella and Edward may think themselves special, but if I had a boyfriend who said that I was the first girl he looked at like that, I'd be worried he was gay (well maybe not too worried). Or, I'd question how old he actually is, I mean at 8 I was crushing on guys a little bit if not too seriously. After that, screw it, buh-bye loser.
107.) I'm not sure if I really covered this in 63. On the venom, if your tear ducts, saliva, and blood are all replaced with venom, then why wouldn't the rest of the fluids? So, sperm should be venom too. Controversially, it could be said that animals have the natural instinct to reproduce (sexual pleasure being something only present in humans and dolphins), but then why couldn't Rosalie have a child? Because, venom is the act of reproducing for vampires.
108.) This is touching the sex issue: Sexual intercourse is by definition the act of sexually connecting and eventually reproducing. Since vampires used to be human I can understand that vampires are similar in the aspect that they get pleasure from it. But if sex is essentially reproducing, then wouldn't sex for vampires be biting each other? And since the functions for your human sexual organs become ineffective and inactive similar to the appendix, they might as well be removed. So now sexual intercourse wouldn't even be the same for vampires so sex isn't even sex anymore. It is now a purely psychological want. As such, gender doesn't matter either since technically gender is the difference between a person's reproductive organs; a vampire's reproductive organ is now their venom glands. The increase in sexual desire also doesn't make sense from when you get changed to a vampire, that desire may not have even been there before and has no meaning now. Any of you could argue with the fact that vampires are mythical/mystical and therefore there could be some magical and incomprehensible reason to all of this, and normally I would agree with you, but Meyer took a scientific approach to explaining the phenomenon of vampires so I'm countering with a scientific and logical approach.
109.) All authors have a certain creative license to their work. So by all means Meyer can mess with the traits of her vampires. But, if she starts taking away what makes them vamps and adding things that don't make sense, then they aren't even vamps anymore. The sparkling doesn't make sense it has no purpose. I know they say it is used to attract prey but if I saw some dude that sparkled and wasn't a statue, I'd probably run like hell, wouldn't you?
110.) On blood lust and eye color: sure they can feast on animals but why would that change their eye color? Animal DNA and Human DNA is like 98-99% the same so why would the blood change the eye color? The human drinking vamps I can understand why they would have red eyes with the blood smarming unnaturally through their body since they can't digest it, it'd probably be more akin to oxygen. Furthermore, why would their eyes turn black when hungry? Is it the base color for all vamps? If not then wouldn't their eyes bleed back to their human color? I mean my eyes don't turn black when I get hungry.
111.) If you read any mystical creature/person story or legend you'll know you can't just turn your back on something. So why can the wolves? They can't just stop being wolves and grow again without some side affects. If you're a witch you can't just become human, you'd still have your abilities and your body would function the same as when you were still using your powers, unless they were forcibly taken from and that's another story. When you become a vamp you can't just become human again, you're stuck. Even warriors are still warriors and their bodies and instincts are more than likely to be the same way they were when they were still actively fighting (meaning reactions and such not actual physical fitness and the age of the body). So becoming immortal as a wolf and then being able to give it up doesn't make a lick of sense. I mean, can you give up cancer? No, it may become dormant but it's still there.
112.) Why do the wolves grow when they hit shifting age? If they combined with the spirits of wolves I'm betting those were regular sized wolves. And actual werewolves either become the same size as regular wolves or are more attuned to the actual body size and sometimes shape as their human form (well, 9 times out of 10.) So it makes no sense for them to grow, except for the alpha to be bigger than the rest.
113.) Alpha isn't a family position, alpha is normally one you fight for, in most packs at least. Genes mean nothing except for the appearance. So screw Jacob!
114.) Porn is better written than this and that is more times then not plotless smut!
115.) If Renee was such a bad parent as Bella claims than you'd think that someone would've called social services or something since she obviously is unfit to be a mother. So either: stop whining, Bella, or do something about it.
116.) There are no homosexuals (aside from our suspicions) in Twilight. That bothers me. Normally if that happens it's because it's Disney or not Romance based. Naruto has Orochimaru and it's not even romance based. I mean even Harry Potter has Dumbledore. So why doesn't Twilight? Steph is a homophobe? If it's against her religion… well so are vamps, so I'm offended for my gay friends.
117.) Meyer gives way to many details on things such as setting, character thought, and such. Misashi gives good insight to the N-characters minds and gives good settings but it doesn't take away from the story and the here and now. Detail is good, but the story isn't about how the cafeteria looks or what Bella makes her father for dinner every night. And character thought is an amazing thing but this is supposed to be a love story, not a character study. Plus, character studies are normally third person and have opinions of other characters too, depending on the length.
118.) The general public does not like self-insertion fics, which this is. I mean have you seen Meyer? The way Bella is described is like a younger, more sought-after version of her. Now, don't get me wrong, we've all done it, even me (I actually have two still published here but ones a crack fic and ones spun so far out of my reach its more experimental than anything else.) but you really shouldn't publish self-inserts, they are almost guaranteed to be Mary-Sues.
119.) This is more of a proof than a reason, has anyone realized that the Twilight section has actually had a decline in fics? I find that highly amusing.
120.) N actually has a diversity of appearances. And they have black people. Meyer has brought in some more- cough- exotic characters but those were specifically from that place. She doesn't seem to acknowledge that other people beside white people and Natives live in the US. N at least has a mix, sure some traits seem to organize from one village but they recognize things like inter-racial (more like international) coupling and marriage. Note that all black people in the movies are purely based on the actors, Meyer never states that they are actually black.
121.) Misashi cares enough about his characters to put them through trials that help them grow. What does Meyer do to help her characters grow?
122.) Pedophiles are creepy. Nearly all the Cullens are pedophiles. Carlisle is nearly 300 years Esme's senior. Edward is 90 years Bella's, Jasper is around 40 years Alice's senior and Rose is like 10 years Emmett's (thought that's not too bad). Jacob is perving on Renesmee, who is over 15 years his junior. Oro-pedo is really the only actual pedophile in the N-verse (Jiraiya is just a perv but he isn't that bad) and he is viewed as being creepy and not in his right mind. The Cullen's are viewed as normal (in the vamp world). Sure, that's not creepy at all.
123.) Is the world really so shallow that just because we think one person looks better than the other we like them better? Has the world really sunk so low we feel inferior to others because we think they look better? What happened to personality and love, instead of this shallow, mindless sex filled world?
124.) Why don't the vamps have fangs? Fangs are used to pierce skin and in some places suck blood, so why do they have normal teeth? It just doesn't make sense.
125.) The N people can go to bed at night and curl up with their lovers. They can close their eyes and hope that in the morning that the world may be a better place and that maybe the sun will come out tomorrow. The T people are too focused on themselves to even care, and if they did they have to lay awake just wanting to escape it all. It sucks.
125.5.) What does life and death mean but a bridge from one life to the other. So do you choose to die and live in "eternal sin" never changing or maybe have a chance at a better new life with sunshine and rainbows?
Review and give me a new reason or expand on a prior reason, I may include some into Reasons! Merry Christmas, Kwanza, belated Hanukkah, or whatever you celebrate.
PS brownie points to whoever can tell me what the "purple socks" is from!