From Human To Irken

Chapter 4

"GIR, PLEASE STOP PLAYING THAT SONG!" Zim yelled. Gir was playing Love In America by JTX over and over again and had it blaring loud. Once you turned it down he would scream until you turned it back up.

"I LOVE THIS SONG BUT IT'S GETTING REALLY ANNOYING!" Sara yelled. They had to yell to hear eachother.

"IM SCARED CAUSE I NEVER HEARD THIS SONG AND I KNOW PRETTY MUCH ALL OF IT!" Zim yelled back.

"GIR IT'S MIDNIGHT. PLEASE. TURN. IT. OFF!" Sara yelled.

"MIDNIGHT? THE SCARY MONKEY SHOW IS ON NEXT!" Gir screamed. He turned it off then started watching TV.

"I have had a long day. I'm going to bed." Sara said.

"Wake up." Zim said to Sara. It was the next morning. "Gir made waffles and he will be really mad at you if you don't eat any..." Sara turned and moaned.

"I'm going to drag you out." Zim said. She turned again. He pushed the covers aside and picked her up.

"Put me down or I'm gonna kill you." Sara hissed. Zim ignored her and put her in a chair by the table. She looked up at him with bloodshot eyes.

"I... am so... tired..." she moaned.

"If you dont eat waffles, Gir will put on," Zim changed to a mocking voice, "Put your hands up this is love in America..." Sara sat up started eating waffles really fast. Gir walked out with Sara's iPod Touch 4G in his hand.

"THAT SONG IS AWESOME!" he yelled.

"Oh no... I have some really dirty bad songs on there..." Sara said.

"LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!" Gir screamed. Sara leaned her head back on the chair.

"At least he didnt hear some of the bad bad ones..." Sara moaned, "Gir give me my iPod please." Gir handed her the iPod. Sara started playing Teenage Dream.

"She sings this too. I think you'll like it." Sara said.

"Who sings it?"

"Katy Perry."

"Ohhh the girl with the crazy clothes and blue hair."

"Nah that could be Lady GaGa." Sara said. Zim laughed. Gir was dancing to the song.

"We have Skool tomorrow..." Zim said.

"Woo... that sounds... fun..." Sara said.

"If Dib bothers you hit your desk three times. I'll take care of him. What do you want to do today?"

"I don't know."

"How about going on a Zipline?"

"Where did that come from?"

"Just an idea."

"That sounds fun. Lets do it." Sara said.

"What did you talk me in to?" Sara wailed. She was at the top of the Zipline waiting to go down. Her legs were shaking.

"Just remember the directions and you'll be fine. It's not scary." Zim said reassuringly.

"How do you know it isnt scary? You've never done it!"

"Eh..." Zim said, "Well... bye!" Sara shot a scared glance at Zim and then she. was going down.

"DO NOT QUESTION THE GREAT ZIM!" Zim yelled after her. Sara screamed a little but wasn't going to look completely horror-struck. But she was. When she got to the second station of the Zipline she was shaking. She waited for Zim and the other people in their group. Zim came laughing all the way down. He got off.

"You were scared of that?" Zim said laughing.

"Yes." Sara said.

"You did good except for the wailing. ready to go again?"

"Oh no. I am NOT going back on it." Sara said.

"No. you got to do it!"

"Fine... you first!"

"Nope." Zim said. He picked her up.

"PUT ME DOWN!... OKAY NEVERMIND, DONT DROP ME!" Sara yelled.

"I'm not gonna drop you..." Zim said. He put her down on the platform. He connected her to the wire.

"Ready?"

"No."

"Bye!" Zim said. He pushed her off gently. Sara went down the Zipline this time holding on for dear life. She got off and clutched the rail. Soon Zim got off. She walked slowly then grabbed him. She looked terrified.

"What?"

"We go over water..." she said. Her voice was high.

"You'll be okay... I promise. There is no way you're gonna fall. Does that make you feel better?"

"No..." Sara said. Zim kissed her.

"Better?"

"Yeah." she said.

"I'm gonna go first. I'll be down waiting for you at the next station." Zim said. He got up and started going down it.

"He told me to make you go next." the boy behind her said when Sara looked at him. She got up on the platform and hooked herself in. She went down it. She brought her knees up and held on tight. She saw Zim and her eyes lit up. She hit the ground. She was shaking. She unhooked herself and ran to Zim. He put his arms around her.

"I never thought I'd be so happy to be on solid ground," she said softly in a high pitched voice. Zim laughed.

"You liked it?"

"It was scary." she said, "But it was fun. And totally worth it."

"Ready to leave?"

"Yes." Sara said really fast.

Back at the base, Sara was. laying on the couch.

"Are you tired?" Zim asked her.

"Yeah... It takes energy to be scared..." Sara said. Zim sat by her. She curled up next to him.

"Where's Gir?" Sara asked.

"RIGHT HERE!" Gir said jumping out. He scared Sara and she jumped up. She leaned on Zim, dozing off. Gir stood close to the TV watching it.

"Hey, Sara?" Dib whispered to her. Sara was sleeping, her face on her desk.

"SA-RA!" Dib yelled. Sara's head went up.

"What?" Sara asked.

"How are you going to explain being green?" Dib asked.

"Skin condition."

"Good luck with that," Dib said smirking.

"Why are you talking to me?"

"Why are you?"

"You're retarded," Sara said yawning.

"Well you're a-"

"STOP MESSING WITH HER DIB!" Zim yelled.

"Ooooh. Zim's gotta girlfriend!" someone yelled from the class.

"ACTUALLY YES. YES I DO." Zim hissed.

"He's right." Sara said tiredly.

"For once." Dib said.

"DIB YOU HAVEN'T WON. YOU FAIL! YOU THINK YOU WIN BUT YOU DONT!" Sara yelled at him.

"And what are you gonna do about it?" Dib asked her. Sara lost it. She jumped at Dib and started punching and kicking him. He punched her and she punched his throat. Once he stopped attacking her she stood up and took her seat. The whole class staring.

"YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE THAT?" she yelled. Everyone turned around and started working. Except Zim. She smiled at him. Dib got up and walked to his seat.

At Lunch, Zim sat by her. She was looking at the food.

"I'm not eating anything..." Sara said.

"Gir's waffles sound pretty good right now, dont they?" Zim asked.

"Yeah, they do..." Sara said. She spotted Dib across the lunch room. She showed her fangs to him and he jerked and he was holding his tray and tipped backwards. He came up with food on his face. Zim and Sara laughed.

"Zim?"

"Yeah Sara?"

"I think we're in trouble..."

"Why?" he asked. She showed him something on her phone. Just the title was bad.

Married couple found dead.

"So? That means nothing." Zim said.

"No. This is bad... What if we get caught?"

"We won't."

"But what if we do?"

"There is no way we will get caught."

"But there could be..."

"Sara stop worrying. You know what we're gonna do tonight?"

"I am not going Ziplining again."

"No it's way better!"

"Let me guess... floating down a river in a raft?"

"No."

"It's going to terrify the crap out of me. I know that."

"Since when was going to a giant food court planet terrifying?"

"A giant food court planet? Really?"

"Yeah... I used to kinda... work at one of the places..."

"So wait... No humans?"

"No humans."

"Really?"

"Yeah, it'll be fun."

"Sounds good." Sara said.

That night she got in Zim's Voot Cruiser. It didnt take long and they were on Foodcourtia. They jumped out. Sara looked around.

"This is amazing..." she said in awe.

Author's Note: Wrote this after my Float Trip. The reason the third wasnt up earlier was because I lost my bars. I'll probably get the fith up soon and I'm working on 'Invader Kai the Crazy SheIrken'. I really liked the float trip. :) Fun. And... I did a Zipline. This was me on the Zipline. I was scared to death but it was fun. :) I love all u who reveiw and favorite. ^^

~Kai