Heyo, peoples. I'm sorry, I meant to get this out ages ago but I was hitting a wall and (headdesk). But anyway, this lovely chapter was written by both myslef (Dawn) and Takeo! So you, my friends, should feel special.

Please read the authors note at the bottom. Special shout out goes to Mr. Troll for getting us off our butts and Nadalada (sp?) for inspiring several reasons this chapter.

Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto, Twilight, Blade, Like A Boss!, The Creep, Dracula, or Van Helsing.

126.) Naruto makes you feel good at the end of it all like, hey, if you do what is right, good things will happen (eventually). Twilight makes you feel like you have to be pretty to have something good happen to you.

127.) Nadalada pointed out something very true, the Cullens claim to be so much better by drinking animal blood instead of human blood. But that's just as bad really. I mean you don't kill sinful humans but you will kill a nursing mother bear or the only male lion in a pride? What makes humans so much better than animals? Are we smarter and sentient and their not? How do we know, we can't read their minds, so who are we to judge?

128.) Twilight would have been ten times better if Carlisle was a closet perv. Like Kakashi and his books (or Sandaime) or a secret porn writer (like Jiraiya) or something! Emmett is just a normal teenage boy, not the pervert that makes life amusing.

129.) When Naruto doesn't wash or comb his hair, it still looks fairly decent (and is normally not because he's trying to make himself look better) while Edward (or more specifically Robert Pattison) doesn't wash it, it looks Albert Einstein on dope.

130.) So, here's one of life's greatest mysteries, why does Edward wears more make up than Rosalie?

131.) So, if Pattison is a real person and Naruto is an anime character, why does Naruto's drawn abs look more real than Edward's abs?

132.) Naruto has world wide conventions that get enormous results and fanbase, while if Twilight had a convention; it's only make you want to headdesk.

133.) Similar 126 (and also suggested by Nadalada), Meyer always said that when the Cullens hunt they like to chase them and play with them and fight the animals. While I'm perfectly fine with that and all, you're vamps, you can do that. But you can't just turn around and say in good conscience that you are a good person.

134.) Orochimaru – "I'll give you power if you give me your body." Edward – "So the lion fell in love with the lamb." What kind of poetic shit is that? Are you some Shakespeare poser or something?

135.) Romeo and Juliet was often compared to Edward and Bella. Romeo and Juliet was a tragic love story, while the characters were stupid and made stupid choices, other than that it was a decent story. Twilight, well, that was just tragic and not in a good way. It was a complete train wreck.

136.) Naruto is blonde haired, blue eyes. This means he's Aryan. Which means that even Hitler would like Naruto better, and he's favor is hard to come by.

137.) We would personally like to be in a clan than a coven. Clan sounds more like family while coven sounds like some sort of cult with virginal rituals and such. And while you're welcome to that, we prefer the family atmosphere.

138.) I am Team Blade.

139.) Funnily enough, did you know a lot of people don't like Twilight because there is no porn in it?

140.) I don't know about you but I'm not attracted to body builders, all that muscle is almost as bad as a lot of flab (not to say that fat people and musclemen can't be cute but…) and that's exactly what the Pack is.

141.) Because Naruto does everything Like a Boss! while Edward and Jacob are doing The Creep.

142.) If Stephenie just kept it clean and had just published Twilight and not the rest we probably wouldn't be writing this list.

143.) Why does darkness have to be associated with vamps (I mean in there home) like why was Bella so surprised? Has she seen Dracula's castle? (Or at least the Van Helsing version of it? That had a lot of light and ice and snow (white not black!)) Besides, they sparkle, it's not like light can hurt them.

144.) You'd think they'd be able to turn off the sparkle, I mean really.

145.) I can't get over this, I'm sorry, I don't like men who sparkle. This is Washington, not Vegas.

146.) Of all the things that a vampire can do in the sun, they sparkle. I mean why? Why butcher vampires like that?

147.) If the venom in the vamps eyes can dissolve contacts, then why can't the venom in there mouth or body dissolve food?

148.) Porn.

149.) So far I haven't see any Twilight wallets. (Yes, I've seen Naruto wallets.)

150.) At least Naruto has couple names that are unique to them so when they say the name you know what they're talking about. With the Twilight ones, you would get so confused and it could mean so many other things. (Look it up on Bing or Google and you'll see what I mean.)

150.5.) Porn…

Ok, you guys have been great especially sending in good reasons to us that we can actually use. So me and Takeo are gonna let you in on a secret. We are starting a series of bonus chapters!

Here's the dealio, we have decided to start comparing other fandoms to Naruto and TWilight. And we'd like you to send in ideas and suggestions.

We welcome you to request any fandom you want, and that's not limited to only anime or books, you can send in requests from Cartoons (Young Justice!) or Games (Sonig the Hedgehog!) or even lesser known fandoms (like Spring Awakening).

Keep in mind though that as vast as Takeo and mine's combined repetoire is, we don't know every fandom so if we don't do yours, it's probably because we don't know it very well.

Our first bonus chapter project is Teen Titans vs. Twilight! That should be up soon since we've already written parts of it.

Buh-bye! Review!