Hey, guys! This will probably be the final chapter... I've been focusing on a new (private and more difficult) school and some other projects and Takeo is dealing with varsity tennis and school so we decided to wrap this up. You guys can still send in requests if you want and we might write it if we get inspired enough but this is pretty solidly over with. Sorry.
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One.) Teen Titans has a better theme song (Teen Titans Go!) than Twilight (Bella's Lullaby)
Two.) The pack can turn into wolves; Beast Boy can turn into practically any animal on Earth (alive or extinct!)
Three.) Bella is the only full human and can't do shit. Robin is the only full human (on the original team) and he could kick all there butts from Jump City to China (or at least individually, they might be able to overwhelm him with their powers.)
Four.) The TTs are a group of teenagers who go around saving the world and their city from dangerous and deadly foes. The Pack try to protect a small reservation from a foe that nine times out of ten doesn't even give a damn.
Five.) When Robin leaves to protect the TT, they go to the ends of the earth after him trying to get him back. When Edward left to "protect" Bella, B moped and the Cullens left him alone until he tried to commit suicide.
Six.) Beast Boy's skin is green, how awesome is that? Plus Raven is gray and her hair is purple, and Starfire's skin is orange. The Cullens sparkle, um, I think colored skin is cooler.
Seven.) Robin's hair is way cooler than Edward.
Eight.) TT let us know that it's okay to be different and that you don't have to fit in.
Nine.) Carlisle takes in Edward after his parents die because he doesn't want to be alone and to prolong his death. Batman takes Robin in so R won't be left alone in the world or consumed by revenge. Carlisle seems a little selfish now, doesn't he?
Ten.) The Titans don't need Alice to pick out interesting outfits.
Eleven.) Bella has a mutt for a pet; Starfire has a giant worm that eats everything. SF wins.
Twelve.)Titan's Tower is way cooler and more out there then the Cullens house. Plus it has a bazillion more windows and better security.
Thirteen.) Trouble in Tokyo is the only Teen Titan movie and yet it is better than all three Twilight movies put together.
Fourteen.) The Teen Titans aren't afraid to show the world who they are (as superheroes, not their secret identities. Their hero identities are pretty much who they truly are now.)
Fifteen.) The alternate version of Monsters vs. Aliens, only this time, Aliens win.
Sixteen.) Volturi does have that dangerous and slightly insane aura around them but they aren't really scary. I mean, yeah, they kill people but compared to people like the Brotherhood of Evil or Slade. Slade would kick all the Volturi's ass.
Seventeen.) Even though the Teen Titans have these jacked up powers and have jacked up problems, but they still have problems of a regular teenager. Like your crush going to prom with your rival, arguments with your best friends, video games, etc. Twilight makes it seem like those problems seem insignificant and stupid (when in reality the T people have no common sense).
Eighteen.) The TT have an actual vegetarian on their team.
Nineteen.) TT has a black guy and a robot.
Twenty.) The TT writers know how to actually write sexual tension, like with Beast Boy and Raven or Starfire and Robin. In Twilight, for the half book they danced around each other you don't even know Edward likes her.
Twenty One.) On the subject of romance, the TT deals with actually tragedies and break ups and fights having to do with romance, like the whole Terra situation, Starfire almost being married off, Kitty, Aqualad, you know, all those people. Twilight didn't even touch all the stuff normal (and maybe some not normal) couples/potential couples have to deal with.
Twenty Two.) Twilight was loosely based off of an age old legend that Meyers went and screwed up. TT was based off not only one of the original sidekicks, but one of the original heroes, a figurehead and an extremely successful comic series that was modernized but still had some basis in characters and personalities (mostly, some of the personality traits were dumbed down only because this was supposed to be more kid friendly. And most of the characters weren't included because of copyright issues.
Twenty Three.) Because you don't know Robin's civilian identity or really any of the others', unless you're comic savvy, it holds an air of mystery throughout the whole series. Twilight, you don't know some things but the stuff you don't know you don't care about and it is kind of a letdown when the stuff is revealed.
Twenty Four.) TT has actual intense sibling drama (Starfire and Blackfire) with a combination of jealousy and betrayal while T has some petty jealousy that isn't even properly understood 'til later in the story, and then it's still kinda selfish! (Rosalie, Edward, Bella)
Twenty Five.) Twilight is aimed at prepubescent teens who have never really experienced romance yet and don't understand that it isn't like Twilight and teenagers and adults with no love lives. Teen Titans, while originally for kids was expanded upon to aim at older kids, teens and anyone who likes comics! More people than Twilight at least!
Twenty Five Point Five.) TT has Robin/Dick Grayson! That's an automatic win!
Hope you enjoyed it, that's all folks!
~Dawn and Takeo~
