All the world's a fanfic, and all the humans and demons merely characters.

A/N: I finished a short fic this week, woohoo! Now need to edit it and I'll start posting that as well! Been a while since I had something like this going, but I think now I need to take a short break from writing and work on school while posting things I've already got done. At least until I meet up with my muse to go over some stuff for other fics, mwa ha ha! Until then, enjoy!

Disclaimer:

Hiei sits down, his arms crossed, glaring at all the people watching him, waiting for him to announce the disclaimer.

Hiei: There is no way, in the seven circles of hell, that I am saying that freaking disclaimer for you. I have my pride, no da…

Himizu: (waves hands around in despair) Is there nothing that can make this fire demon budge! We need a disclaimer and we need it NOW! We're running on a tight schedule, people!

Risu: Himizu's right. (turns to Kurama) You're his best friend! Don't you know of anything that can make him talk?

Kurama: Well, he does get freaked out when we mention Yukina. But I'm not sure Ryouko-san would appreciate a crumbled room. You know what happened at Himizu's house…. (voice trails off with the dreadful thought)

Himizu: (cracks knuckles) Yes, I still owe him for that one…

Ryouko: (glare) I DO NOT WANT A CRUMBLED ROOM! AGAIN! YOU HEAR? I'll get him to talk. Watch and learn my dear amateurs.

Risu: This I've got to see.

Ryouko comes up to Hiei, hugs him, and nuzzles up close to him.

Hiei: (shocked) WHAT THE *$^&%#*# ^&%$ ARE YOU DOING?

Ryouko: sad puppy eyes) Why, Hiei-chan, don't you remember? You didn't want to say the disclaimer, so now I own you! I will hug you and pet you and squeeze you and I will rename you George. Or maybe Don John Hiei, you know, I like to keep the Hiei name…

Hiei: (O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Have mercy! I'll say it! Those freaks do not own YYH or any of its cast, especially me!

Ryouko: (grins) Very good, Hiei. And no crumbling my room, or I will call you Don John Hiei, capeesh?

Hiei: (glares, but nods) I really should consider becoming an assassin again.

Hiei Fought the Law

(Warning, this is the product of Ryouko and me on a major sugar high while listening to one of our favorite songs, I Fought the Law, by Green Day. Randomness runs wild.)

Ryouko, Himizu, Hiei, and Yusuke were sitting in Ryouko's room. Hiei was sitting on the windowsill, Yusuke was sitting on the floor looking bored, and the girls were surfing the Internet on Ryouko's computer. Ryouko turned to Hiei suddenly.

"Hiei, you wanna hear a song about you?"

"…" Hiei didn't look very thrilled, but Ryouko and Himizu took his silence as a 'yes' and launched into song.

"You fought the law and the law won! You fought the law and the law won! You fought the law and the law won!"

"No it didn't!" Hiei objected.

"Yes it did!"

"No it didn't!"

"Yes it did!"

"No it didn't!"

"Yusuke is the law and he won. So the law won."

"Oh yeah! That's right!" Yusuke exclaimed. Hiei and the girls ignored him.

"No it didn't!"

"Yes it did!"

"No it didn't!"

"Yes it did!"

"No it didn't!"

"Yes it did! You went to jail for it!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did! We have the prison records to prove it!"

"No you don't!"

"Yes we do!"

"No you don't!"

"Yes we do!"

"No you don't!"

"Yes we do! Here!" They held up the papers so he could see them.

"LIES! Those are fake!"

"No they're not!"

"Yes they are!"

"No they're not!"

"Yes they are!"

"No they're not!"

"Yes they are! You made them on Ryouko's computer!"

As they quickly closed the compromising Word documents labeled 'Hiei's Prison Records'… "No we didn't!"

"Yes you did! I saw those Word documents on the screen!"

"You can't prove anything… We didn't save them!"

"!" Yusuke laughed until he passed out.

"DIE BAKAS!" Hiei yelled, conjuring up flames.

"Bring in on!" exclaimed Ryouko, pulling out a flamethrower. They charged towards each other, but seconds before they begin to battle…

"STOP!" Himizu yelled. She handed Ryouko a phone. Ryouko took it.

"Hello, Dark Dragon Agency? Hi, can I speak to Double-D? Tell him it's Ryouko calling… Hey, Double-D! Listen, can you come over here ASAP? Thanks D-D! See ya later!" She hung up the phone. Hiei prepared to attack. "Wait! One more call?" She gave him her best puppy eyes.

"…Grr… Make it quick…" Hiei snarled.

"I will, I will." She dialed a number. "Hello, Pizza Delivery? I'd like to order a large cheese pizza and four two-liters of Mountain Dew. We want a PLAIN cheese pizza!"

On the other phone, Himizu contributed her order. "Yes, no peppers, no mushrooms, no onions, and no tomatoes!"

"No sausages, no olives, no bacon, and no ham!" Ryouko continued.

They finished the order together. "And especially no pineapples or pepperoni! If you put them on our pizza, we shall send you to hell! Make it snappy!" They hung up and exchanged high-fives.

Three hours later…

"DING-DONG, PIZZA'S HERE!" the doorbell sang out.

"PIZZA!" squealed Himizu and Ryouko.

"Holy hell…" groaned Hiei.

"My God… They must be on crack or something…" Yusuke said.

"You're probably not too far off… All that caffeine they drink, you know…" Hiei rolled his eyes.

Ryouko and Himizu stared in horror at four two-liters of Coca-Cola and a large pizza with everything. They then seized the bottles of Coke and begin hitting Yusuke and Hiei over the heads with them. "Does this look like Mountain Dew to you? This is as far from Mountain Dew as you can get!"

"Stop it, you baka onnas! We didn't do anything!" the two boys cried.

Himizu opened the four two-liters and Coke sprayed into the air, landing on the two boys… and nowhere else… o.O

"-.-# You are so dead…" Hiei growled. He emphasized his point by blowing up Ryouko's flamethrower.

"NOOO!" T.T cried Ryouko.

"The poor thing! Such a noble life… It died a martyr!" Himizu exclaimed, slamming the remains of flamethrower onto the ground. The flamethrower blew up again in Yusuke's face.

Yusuke glared. -.-#

"Um… oops?" said Himizu.

Yusuke shot his Spirit Gun at Himizu, she retaliated by throwing a slice of pizza into his hair.

"Booyah!" she yelled, pleased with her bulls-eye.

"-.-# You are so dead," Yusuke told her.

"I have more ammunition… and I have your hair gel…" Himizu grinned evilly.

"O.O NOOO, not the hair gel! Give it back!" Yusuke cried.

"…" She looked at the hair gel thoughtfully, then threw it out the window. "Fetch."

"O.O My gel!" And Yusuke jumped out the window after the hair gel. Himizu and Ryouko slammed the window shut behind him.

"You're kidding, right?" Hiei asked, unable to believe what he'd just seen. Ryouko and Himizu looked at each other and cracked up.

"Who's up for Papa John's?"

"ME!" chorused Ryouko and Hiei.

"I hope nobody looks outside when we use our authoress powers to teleport there. That could get awkward. Oh well, let's call them! But first… Our pizza was three hours late… Someone must be punished."

Himizu and Ryouko exchanged evil grins and rubbed their hands together eagerly.

Kuwabara was walking away from Ryouko's house. "Phew, glad I got away with getting their pizza to them so late. Last time, they said they would kill my beloved Eikichi and get Yukina to go out with Touya. How could they think that they could win against true love? I wonder if she called me…" He paused to watch Yusuke go flying out the window after his hair gel. "Now, time to listen to my messages." He turned on the cell phone.

"Hello, Pizza Delivery? I'd like to order a large cheese pizza and four two-liters of Mountain Dew. We want a PLAIN cheese pizza! Yes, no peppers, no mushrooms, no onions, and no tomatoes! No sausages, no olives, no bacon, and no ham! And especially no pineapples or pepperoni! If you put them on our pizza, we shall send you to hell! Make it snappy!"

Kuwabara suddenly realized that he had given them four two-liters of Coke and a pizza with everything, along with being three hours late. "Oh no…" He began to run away as fast as he could.

Still at Ryouko's house, the two girls could be heard yelling, "WE WON'T FORGET THIS, KUWABARA!"

"HELP!" he cried.

Fireballs appeared and chased Kuwabara. He ran into the sunset and the fireballs followed him. There was a loud explosion.

"Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!" the girls laughed. "Now, time for pizza!"

END!

A/N: Hope you guys liked it. Ryouko and I sure had fun writing it! If you have any suggestions for future randomness, tell me about 'em! I could always use new ideas! Read and review! Ja ne!